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Posted Apr 12, '10 at 10:14pm

the_manta

the_manta

2,990 posts

I ripped the pad of my fingertip off on a soup can.  Now I have two fingertip pads, except that one is from toddler me and one is from current me . . . .

OMG IT'S LIEK YOU'RE TRAPPED IN TIEM.

Well, my balls are made of flesh. I mean, no one would get anywhere with balls made of minerals...

 

Posted Apr 12, '10 at 10:17pm

kingryan

kingryan

4,162 posts

Have fun trying to reproduce with those balls, guys :D

Least we have baalllssss! Unlike some ninja pony that I know...

I mean seriously, we all know Strop doesn't have genetalia because they never show up on the front of his ninja suit ANND we know that horses have quite large bits...

 

Posted Apr 12, '10 at 11:10pm

thoadthetoad

thoadthetoad

5,435 posts

wasn't tungsten somewhere near twice as hard as diamond?

 

Posted Apr 12, '10 at 11:13pm

Hectichermit

Hectichermit

1,057 posts

wasn't tungsten somewhere near twice as hard as diamond?

nope diamonds are the hardest, tungsten is just makes a good alloy

 

Posted Apr 12, '10 at 11:17pm

komputerkurt

komputerkurt

850 posts

Tungsten is heat resistant. That's why it was used in old bulbs.

 

Posted Apr 12, '10 at 11:43pm

thoadthetoad

thoadthetoad

5,435 posts

fine, I have balls made of aerojel then.

megainsulator

 

Posted Apr 12, '10 at 11:45pm

the_manta

the_manta

2,990 posts

Okay, seriously guys.

Get your balls checked out.

That's not healthy.

 

Posted Apr 13, '10 at 12:12am

Kirby998

Kirby998

5,222 posts

I have normal balls, bigger then any of your guys'

 

Posted Apr 13, '10 at 1:19am

Zophia

Zophia

8,329 posts

Moderator

Unlike some ninja pony that I know...

Stroop-gelding?

I don't think he'd approve.

Plus, there's a warp-tool'd bulge of his on dA.
 

Also, I have bigger balls than all of you. So big they had to be strapped to my chest instead and declared boobs. ... Yes. ... La~

 

Posted Apr 13, '10 at 1:26am

Xzeno

Xzeno

2,008 posts

I missed the conversation on roundhouse kicks... that's like my 2nd, er, 3rd, er, 4th favorite kind of kick. Eh, what the heck, I'll comment on it anyway.

As mentioned, flying kicks should never be used because of the vulnerability, and, more important, the lack of control. However, the basic principle - using mass and velocity to generate power instead of strength - is an important one. Learn it. Apply it. Question mark. Profit.

so I tend to like front kicks because I can take advantage of that for some pretty crazy height.

High kicks are usually disadvantageous. Feet/legs are farther from the intended target than hands/arms, therefore a kick is slower, therefore it is easier to defend against a kick. Kicks are also generally more tiring, and, frankly, if you need the extra power, you're doing it wrong. That being said and true enough, if you're throwing kicks, it may be best to aim high, as you don't want to actually hurt anyone and kicking the legs in a non-injuring way doesn't do much for your street cred.

To bring all of that together into one sentence: The day people learn to block a roundhouse kick to the ribs is the day I might have to break a knee >:P (Evil tongue out face?)

Also, I have bigger balls than all of you. So big they had to be strapped to my chest instead and declared boobs. ...

...

Nah, I let the easy ones slide.

Point is: Entry's almost done. Should be in in, like, awhile.

 
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