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Posted Jul 4, '11 at 6:44pm

Jefferysinspiration

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The pony is too adorable ;o

-steals pony-

 

Posted Jul 4, '11 at 7:39pm

PinkieCake

PinkieCake

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I can't believe even Armor Games has gone to the ponies. This is oatmeal. XD

 

Posted Jul 4, '11 at 10:02pm

Gantic

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...had to see what the pony they were talking about... Sweet horsey's revenge, I wish I hadn't!

You've got it all wrong. That isn't a pony. That's a pwny! *cough* Why isn't the rubber ducky the cutie mark? The Bullman would make the toughest emo pwny in all of existence. The self-loathing is too great.

Some weeks from now, he will have his revenge. And not the kind served cold. Except he doesn't have much in the way of a sense of humor.

And now to disappear into obscurity.

 

Posted Jul 5, '11 at 10:28am

the_manta

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I had my team set up.

14 fish men, all armed to the teeth with weapons, weapons as far as the eye could see, amazing, deadly...

well, truth be told, there are only about 27 fish-men total, and the weapons and armor were made of fish-bone and seashells and some limestone. honestly, we were a sorry looking bunch. Plus, we had been partying for about 4 months before we even tried to get this together. Squid ale s great stuff.

But if fish-people were anything, they were resilient! They could adapt to any situation, and my peeps here were gonna do the best with what they had.

I led the charge. "Charge!" I yelled to my charge.

Silently as possible, all my fishy comrades grouped together behind the raiders, weapons at the ready. Once we were in range (with the group of raiders taht was for some reason still in the forest after these four months), I yelled the signal.

"LET'S MAKE THEM WEEEEEEEEET!"

Now, what you may not know, is that fish-bone, when tempered in a certain way that only fish-people know about, is a ctually a very tough substance. Extremely, really. Which is one reason I can take such a beating, seeing how I have fish-bone.

And, ho boy, you should have seen us out there. Bone arrows piercing the chests of evn the biggest internet-tough guys, Fish-swords knocking cavalry off their horses and bleeding to death on the soft ground.

And then there was me. Because I'm awesome. I was at the front lines, no armor, no weapons, just me. I was raping out there, literally.

Because raping doesn't always mean what one thinks it means, it just means "to dominate," pretty much.

So I was dominating.

Like usual.

"Men! Hold your attack!"

The scene was grisly. Dozens of fallen raiders, all within a few hundred feet of the town gates.

"...we... we've done it!"

The cheers roared through the forest.

But... wait... "HEY!" GET BACK HERE!"

One scout managed to escape towards the gate. I chased, but the little bugger was fast. He climbed the gate and opened it up before I even got a chance to catch him.

And what I saw was horrifying.

"Chrissakes..." The whole of ArmorCity was under attack.

"Hey, uh, Manta, I don't think that did anything."

"Quiet."

I stood shocked, mouth agape. All I could think to do was ask the only person I could think of who knew what was happening what the hell was going on.

"STROOOOOOOPSICLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!"
_______________________________________________________________________

did I hear...

ponies?!http://arch.413chan.net/My_Little_Pony_Friendship_is_Magic_1x16_-_Sonic_Rainboom_(720p-(n1298471605790).jpg

 

Posted Jul 5, '11 at 10:36am

the_manta

the_manta

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...okay, i just actually read the thread.

manta should be a sea-pony.

'sclever.

 

Posted Jul 5, '11 at 12:19pm

Strop

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It looks as if Manta has arrived on the scene.

This is good.

Why isn't the rubber ducky the cutie mark?

Given the history of The Bullman and Stallion Man, in the end it just seems that the contrast, and therefore the hypothetical humiliation, would just be all the greater if it were explicitly branded onto his flank, don't you think?

Some weeks from now, he will have his revenge. And not the kind served cold. Except he doesn't have much in the way of a sense of humor.

Oh I see what you did there. And now we have context!

 

Posted Jul 7, '11 at 11:43pm

thoadthetoad

thoadthetoad

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lol okay guys, now that I have your attention again, GO CHECK YOUR EMAIL.

I never dun got no e-mail.

 

Posted Jul 8, '11 at 6:29am

Strop

Strop

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Whoops. It seems that Crimson forwarded a separate email to all of us and nobody realised that Thoad's name had been left off. I've forwarded that email to you, it has the full record of what you've missed.

Then we'll check that everybody's back on the Cc, and away we go again!

 

Posted Jul 8, '11 at 7:41pm

thoadthetoad

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I believe that everyone's back on the CC now, as I've added them. I announced a few things about the finale and gave my thoughts on what you posted.

I'm confused. What is all this talk of ponies. WE am turning into pony instead of female now? When did premier say this was okay?

 

Posted Jul 8, '11 at 11:15pm

Gantic

Gantic

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Oh I see what you did there. And now we have context!

Darn tootin'! Now to return to the shadows while people scratch their heads.

 
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