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... ... *is at a loss for words*
*pokes the portrait of evil*
Why do I feel... that I just dug my own grave?
Because that was blood mixed with boiling tar.
Riiiiight... I am gonna go over there now, and stay as far away from this as possible.
*walks to the other side of the room*
I'll just fix myself up now. *walks to corner and stitches self up*
*turns blueprint upside down*
"Hey snelly, what's that black goo?"
"O, thats the tar for dudeguy!"
"Lets go look. Carry me?"
So Snelly hoped onto snellys back and circled around the stuff. When suddenly flipper fell striaght into the tar.
"Ew....this is all sticky and hot...." He complained. He climbed out and right into the feathers.
"Thehe, i'm a chicken."
*watches Snelly and Flipper*
Oh, hey cuties... you shouldn't be around that tar, it's hot... look what it did to Zlith over there.
So Snelly hoped onto snellys back
OOC: GAH! I forgot his name was VISE! I was calling him Zlith cause I was sure his characters name was Zlith :P.
IC: Hey, hey hey Frank... you have to pour it in moderation... otherwise it doesn't work as well.
*freezes Vise in carbonite*
What? Oh, I gave up on that. He kept screaming. Was annoying. So carbonite. Yeah.
You're next Calrissian!
So, anyway, now that that's over with... Um... I dunno. I'm bored.
*uses Vise as target practice*
Hey man, don't use him as target practice... Use his crotch, it's a smaller target.
*hit's Vise's crotch*
Oh! I just had a great idea.
*welds sword hilt to Vise's backside*
Just like old times!
Can I have a go with that?
Do you know how to fire a bow? Safely, and without guards? Because I has none. If not, you can use this old .22.
... I will take the .22 thank you. (takes the .22) (aims at Vise) (Aims at crotch) (Shoots) (misses and hits his left testicle)
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