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Cenere
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thisisnotanalt
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Well, Leon is Leon. Manta, I wouldn't take him too seriously. He's off the wall a bit, hehe.

*finishes coffee*

IS there any bread left, or was it all burned?

the_manta
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True...

Still, I wouldn't count him out for blowing up a building...

Even if he had no motive...

Xzeno
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Leon says: No, I voluntarily admit doing all sorts of things (such as your mother) that are like crimes in certain parts of the world. I would never do something illegal. What if it were, say, illegal to insult someone in a certain area, presumably because of a group of all powerful geniuses and Strop, I wouldn't do it where it was illegal. I would, however, insult you outside the bounds of such laws. Same principle applies to said "crimes" like arson.

Besides, I know who did it. It wasn't Manta. I like him.

SoulHack117
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Eh, he may have done it, but I still think Strop did it! Look at him! Sitting over there with his detective hat. He is obviously the suspect!

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My mom doesn't live in Armorland. She's . . . I odn't know any more. Somewhere in teh internetz, far away.

Blowing up a building seems outside the scope of the law.

I have an alibi. I was too busy blowing up the forum games section on LSD to blow up my favorite bakery.

I need to find out who slipped that stuff into my coffee.

The synesthesia was nice though. Even though I thought it was mushrooms that gave you stomach cramps . . . .

What's up with the toupee, Spence?

thisisnotanalt
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Hmmmm . . . Strop looks too important for petty crimes.

He probably hired the guy. I doubt he'd do it himself. Might burn his negligee that way.

the_manta
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stropshavedmyhead...

Got it while we were waiting for the announcement...

*Cough*

But yeah, who would want to hurt Flippo? Motive, people!

the_manta
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Spence?


Who?

And it seems rather unmod-like to, say, destroy a user's private property...
SoulHack117
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Hm... Motive... mo-tive... moat-ive... hm...

If we were to go by motive.. then the most likely suspect would be... *flips a coin* *lands on tails* Cenere. He was hired by strop to destroy the bakery... Strop was upset at the bakery for not giving him a fresh baguette and instead he got a 2hour old bread... Wait.. has strop ever been to the bakery? I don't remember... (pulls out a list of everything he has stalked Strop doing)... hm.. I don't see it on here... but if he went on a monday, I don't start stalk~ following him till 2pm...

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Moderators are more monitored than regular people are.
They would not do it for... For... Ravage, chaos, having a fun time hurting other peop... ... The hippo guy...
You know,that's what trolls would do.
*leans back in a chair, tiredly*

thisisnotanalt
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Trolls . . . trolls . . . trolls . . . trolls 4 people . . . 2 suspects . . . 0 answers. Hmmmmmm.

What, that armored introvert guy who spends all his time in the tavern making upo bad puns and switching personalities? No, not him. Maybe the Insane Version though.

Maybe - it could be that reporter over there, that Soulhack guy. He's been taking a lot of breaths. Lots of ellipses. Ellipses are suspicious. Especially when someone besides me uses them.

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A Journalist does not commit arson, unless they are provoked... The reason I take small breaths like that, is because it helps me thing clearly... Anyways, I still think strop did it... he is a horse... horses from my experiences are usually evil devious creatures who will buck off their rider just to get them hit by a car.

the_manta
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Actually, I'll occasionally do that.

'Cept, it wasn't a buck, more like a flip.

And it wasn't a car.

More like a wall.

thisisnotanalt
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Soulhack, you're making a lot of grammar mistakes. You sound nervous. Also, you keep shifting the blame to Strop. You're doing species profiling on him to try and scorch the earth, so to speak, and make it seem like he's the bad one.

Are you on an oxygen high or something? Because you're practically hyperventilating right now.

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Only slightly, only slightly. I am not nervous... I mean, come on, why would I blow up a bakery? I would gain nothing from it.

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