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Posted Aug 31, '09 at 5:38pm

zlith

zlith

334 posts

Vise is nicely talented in writing in his own blood...

http://i846.photobucket.com/albums/ab22/zlith/Armor%20games/Theslipfilledout.png

 

Posted Aug 31, '09 at 6:31pm

Pois0nArr0w

Pois0nArr0w

1,556 posts

Where is it... ****. Where'd it go?

Ah! Here it is.

Frank rose from his seat in the Amphitheater, moving to his position at the end of the line. After around an hour of waiting, he finally got to the sign up desk. "I'd like a form, please."
The desks attendant seemed rather disgruntled. He shoved a piece of paper at Frank, and started complaining to himself about life. "Well... Thanks. Oh, well, let's see what we have here... 'If you were an emote?' I suppose I'd be green, with a longbow and quiver, and a red bandanna."
He quickly jotted down his answer with a spare pencil nub he had found in his coat pocket. "'Vanilla or chocolate?' Vanilla. I hate chocolate... Shoe size..."
Frank sat down and removed his boot, looking at the label sewn onto the tongue. "13 US... 'How would I get the cake?' Oh, there's a picture... I suppose I'd drill through the floor. 'If you could go back in time and punch somebody's lights out, what would your witty one-liner be?' ****... I dunno... N/A? Not so great at witty one-liners."
He scribbled all of these down, making sure to draw an adequate solution to getting the cake. "Let's see here... 'At what temperature do you wash your underwear?' How the hell should I know?" Instead of tying to figure that out, he jotted down 450F for 20 min. or until golden brown. "Eh, good enough. Last question... 'It's over 9000!?' I guess so..." After finishing, Frank handed the form back to the attendant and exited the Amphitheater.

In story form!

 

Posted Aug 31, '09 at 6:33pm

Pois0nArr0w

Pois0nArr0w

1,556 posts

Oh, and for future reference, it's Sky Pirate, not Air Pirate.

 

Posted Aug 31, '09 at 7:03pm

Gametesta

Gametesta

1,623 posts

Did you run that by Strop?  Looks a little weird....

 

Posted Aug 31, '09 at 7:14pm

thoadthetoad

thoadthetoad

5,439 posts

http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs27/f/2009/243/a/3/The_Slip_by_Thoadthetoad.png
*cough*
I bet I'll get cen' dissaproves. lol.

 

Posted Aug 31, '09 at 7:17pm

Gametesta

Gametesta

1,623 posts

lol Cenere you got small feet :P

 

Posted Aug 31, '09 at 7:43pm

Parsat

Parsat

1,810 posts

1) If you were an emote...
I would be in the hell of furries, porn, emotes, and macabre. Oh wait, it's called "DeviantArt."
2) Vanilla or Chocolate?
Lemon ice, because everything I do is somehow always symbolic of me being a Chinaman.
3) What is your shoe size?
I go around barefoot, so I don't know.
4) How would you get the cake?
I look into the hand mirror I have in my pocket. I see what I saw. I take the saw and cut a random object from my pocket in half. I put the two halves together to make a whole. I put the hole against the wall and crawl over to enjoy some tasty cake. Quantum wordplay FTW.
5) If you could go back in time and punch somebody's lights out, what would your witty one-liner be?
One of many crude saying by Confucius. (Example censored for your protection) All hail Confucius!
6) At what temperature do you wash your underwear?
529.67 Rankines. Blame my sadistic landlord; the oven is measured in Kelvins.
7) Finally: It's over 9000!?
Pshaw, 9000 is nothing. Everything in China is over 9000 in some way.

 

Posted Aug 31, '09 at 8:50pm

the_manta

the_manta

3,006 posts

I made my own form! (Sorry Zoph. :P)

http://i559.photobucket.com/albums/ss36/SpencerCar/WoMSheetAnswerred.jpg?t=1251766156

The dark, spraypainted parts are water stains.

 

Posted Aug 31, '09 at 8:56pm

Pois0nArr0w

Pois0nArr0w

1,556 posts

Did you run that by Strop?  Looks a little weird....

If he checked the email, then yes. But Cen approves. I think.

 

Posted Aug 31, '09 at 9:06pm

the_manta

the_manta

3,006 posts

Ah, I just realized the last word in #7 is hard to see...

It says, "So it's a meme war you want?!"

That's all...

 
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