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Inspired by jezz.
You can't beat water. Not with fire. Land will only adsorb it, only to make devastating landslides. Ice only will make water tougher. The Kingdoms try and move it with their tin cans, only making a problem somewhere else. This is why, when i was on the brink of death, i chose water to empower me. Now, loneliness scares me more than death. Without Water, i would be another farmer, soon to be engulfed in floods. The castle can't protect themselves from my immense power, and what many brave knights don't understand, is that, I am immortal. Arrows go strait through me. Sword are useless. Even if they attack me while sleeping in my coastal hut, they can not kill me.
They do not understand why I am ruthless, why I constantly drown out the kingdom. It is because the King betrayed me. I had done him a job, working in his castle, and he treated me like a slave. Denied me ever working for him. So now I must kill him. So no one ever gets shunned like that again.
But I do not only plan my vengeance, with my powers comes forever caring for sea life. I am constantly asked to get a crab out of a fisherman's net or escort baby turtles into the waters.
But one day, i hear a rustling in the trees and out appear 5 heavily armored knights. Each with vibrant flags and horses, they yell "We have come under decree of King Andrew the IV, and are here to kill you." As they approach, I lift my hand up, and with it comes the whole sea behind me. "You prepared to come here with armor, you thought it would protect you, but with one million pounds of water on you, it will only kill you quicker. Back off now, I do not want to kill you. It is the king that i would like to release every shark and lobster on." They looked at each other, and one dressed in royal blue said "We accept you terms." And they whipped their horses and trotted away. I put the body of water down, and sat down. This happens every week or so, and I have become a master in the art of intimidation.
I am also well acquaintance with the sky, and receive messages of the kingdoms doings every so often. On day a dove comes to me and says "The kingdom's army is on its way here with 3 catapults and about 100 soldiers, heavily armed!" I thank the bird, a lay down. About 30 minutes later, I here something of a stampede of animals and see a giant projectile on fire land about 60 yard from me. As i saunter closer into the woods, I see giant catapults firing towards me and 100 knights galloping towards me. I douse the ground with thousands of gallons of water so it is much like shallow quicksand. I fall back, and watch all the steeds get knee-deep in mud. The knight get off their horses, but are stuck too. Now for the catapults. Much of the forest around me is in flames, and more fire balls are coming. I quickly get about 100 square feet of water and throw it toward the catapults. The sheer force breaks them like saplings. The knight have taken off their armor now and are retreating. As for the horses, I will tend to them now. I put out the forrest fire, and take out all the water from the drenched ground. I set them free, and lay down on the beach once again. There is steam everywhere. Like I said, you can't beat water.
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Interesting work, dude. It seems that every one deals with death or something.
as the bugle sounds
we are the cunning
looking through my scope
on the top of our slope
ready to take a life... or two
but this ain't nothing new
as I stare
finger on my springfield
there is no shield
The sergeant yells "open fire"
they try to attack
but were higher
and they lack
in no time at all,
one hundred bodies
and there is about 15 who crawl
all over the ground are autumn leaves
matching the color of blood
Feeling deadly today T_T
Rainbow toxin is positivly delightful. It's as if someone massacred a rainbow with a chainsaw.
I get a felling
all my problems are gone
my soul is slowly healing
my heart is a little fawn
ready to prance
No one could enhance
you beautiful face
your sending me in to a warm, solum trance
I never want to leave this place
My eyes stare
into your soul
I wish you could see
How much I want you
It seems you have noticed me
you get a tiny grin
I can see your feelings growing like a tree
I know you have done no sin
AH, how sweet, Woozy makes me warm up in the inside.
How do you fool around with Apophysis so much?
I can never get it to look the way I want it to.
Did firetail just comment on my thread? I knew it would happen someday.
Meh. Is it rare for someone with over 10,000 posts to comment on a thread?
Meh chickens. The all white one is Eggnog, the black and white one is Marble, the tanish one is Butterscotch and the black and grey one is sense.
Crap, coukd someone help me resize this?
If you uploaded those to photoshop instead of... photoshop, I would be able to help.
Try and see if there is some kind of either edit or resize function on the site.
Photobucket! Photobucket, not photoshop... *facepalm*
August 9th, 2014
Haviers Military Base, Northern Italy
Brass has just ordered an all out attack on the zombie region. Literally, everyone is going, and only twenty are picked at random to stay at base. And what would you know? I'm one of those twenty. So while my comrades are running around and placing bets on 'Who will kick more zombie ***', I'm napping in my bunk, listing to Justin Timberlake |||. After our forces leave, they say it will take two days and one night to clean up down south. I damm hope so, because even when it's unprotected, literally hanging out, the zombies brains are somewhat clever. Well, that's role call, better report.
Check out Mav's RPG.
Here is my first animation.
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