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and you get cut up by the cooling fan.

I teleport to right next to myself.

and then you get beat up because you were on the border of 2 states and the other state hates you.

I teleport to Bloonsworld

when you suddenly get impaled by a lightsaber bloon.

I teleport to the moooon.

A meteor crashes into you.

I teleport to Mount Olympus...

And then you get blasted with Zues' master bolt

I teleport to Mount Everest

Where the Yeti kills you.
I teleport to a safe place where nothing can touch me. I call this place: My Mind.

But then your body gets killed and your mind is nothing

I teleport inside of my TV

Now you're stuck on the weather channel for eternal bores. D:

/teleports nowhere

Nowhere doesn't exist, so you disappear.

I teleport to Norway.

So then people make fun of you because you don't teleport

I teleport inside a peanut butter sandwich *Chomp Chomp*

Oh sorry Zega.

So you have a norwegian baby.

I teleport inside a peanut butter sandwich again.

You are eaten
I teleport into the playboy mansion

Teleports you back here. 18+ only!

I teleport to Finland.

the land smacks you with a fin.

I teleport to Sky Sanctuary Zone.

Mecha Sonic cuts you in half.

I teleport to Angel Island Zone Act 1.