#0: Don't Move a Muscle = u start with this one
#1: It's a Jump to the Left = click the left arrow key
#2: And it's a step to the Ri-i-ight! = click the right arrow key
#3: Fight Gravity = click the up arrow key
#4: Elephant Skewers = touch some spikes
#5: Ascension = touch the orange floaty thingies (hold down jump)
#6: Lefty = touch the left wall
#7: Righty = touch the right wall.
#8: Purple Ceiling = touch the top of the game
#9: Rock Bottom = touch the bottom of the game
#10: Speedy Downfall = go tot he orange things then float over to the right, there you’ll touch a 01 then go in between the 4 orange things that are closest to you and fall dodge the pit of spike and land on the BOTTOM of the game
#11: Escape Velocity = From where you finished #10 go right into the giant orange speed thing and hit the top of the game
#12: Stalactite = Go to the ending of #10 and go into the orange thing then hit the spike right above you
#13: Stalagmite = start on the floating orange things then go into the pit of spikes
#14: Found Point 0 = Go to the point 01 (you should have found it by now if you’ve been following) and go across the orange floaty things to the other side
#15: Found Point 1 = on the right side of the orange floaty things
#16: Found Point 2 = go to the most left spike and DON’T touch the orange thingy fall into the tunnel looking place and come out the other side of it
#17: Found Point 3 = after you’ve found point 02 go right going below the spike pit and go towards the orange thing (not floating)
#18: Found Point 4 = right next tot he orange floaty thing on the bottom of the game
#19: Found Point 5 = jump across the pit
#20: Bloodhound = find all the numbers
#21: Floating Corpse = get a corpse (when you die they appear) at an orange floaty thing by jumping straight into the moving spikes
#22: I Can Count to 5! = touch 00-05 in order
#23: We Have Liftoff = touch00-05 in reverse order
#24: Airwalking = jump up the stairs (the top of the stairs it right next to the big orange thing) and walk ontop the orange thing and hold up the whole time then wait until it gives you the achievement
#25: Hellbound = go tot he orange floaty things and shoot corpses at the bottom of the game
#26: Heavenbound = shoot corpses to the top of the game
#27: Secret Alcove = go to the 02 tunnel outside of it and there you’ll see a spot that you can go into that has 3 sides surrounding it go in there
#28: Secret Cave = go into the tunnel to the bottom right into the left bottom corner of the game
#29: Secret Hideout = Get to the 00 then go straight into the wall
#30: Death at 0 = shoot a corpse into the 00 using the moving spikes
#31: 1 o'clock murder = shoot a corpse at 01 using the moving spikes
#32: Get Off Your Seats = go to the bottom of the game and hold up until u get this
#33: Cemetary = have 5 corpses on the screen
#34: Graveyard = Have 7 live corpses on the screen
#35: Half-Century = kill yourself until you get 50 elephant deaths
#36: Century = kill yourself until you get 100 elephant deaths
#37: And One More... = kill yourself until you get 101 elephant deaths
#38: Stayin' Alive = do nothing for 15 seconds
#39: Longevity = do nothing for 30 seconds
#40: Gone in a Flash = Die in less 0.23 seconds (I prefer using the moving spikes)
#41: Wrecking Ball = touch the pit
#42: In the Pit = die in the pit
#43: Pit Hat Trick = put 3 corpses in the pit
#44: 10 Pin Pit = put 10 corpses in the pit
#45: Double Play Pit = put 2 corpses in the pit at 1 time
#46: Triple Play Pit = Have 3 corpses in the pit at 1 time
#47: Horizontal Confusion = hold down both the left and right arrow keys
#48: Vertical Confusion = hold down both the left and right arrow keys
#49: Total Confusion = press the space bar
#50: My Favourite Spot = go to the left of the pit and jump onto of the tiny thing hanging off
#51: 60 Seconds = Play for 1 minute
#52: 180 Seconds = Play for 3 minutes
#53: 300 Seconds = Play for 5 minutes
#54: Pi = Hit points touch 03-01-04 in that order
#55: THIS IS SPARTA = touch 03-00-00 in that order
#56: Meaning of Life = touch 04-02 in that order
#57: (2*125)+3 = touch 02-05-03 in that order
#58: 3*(30/(15-13)) = touch 04-05 in that order
#59-#64: touch all the purple blocks to make them a lighter color (only the touchable ones)
#65-#67: touch every orange thing (they will change to a lighter color
#68-#70: make every spike turn pink except the moving ones
#71: Extreme Makeover = complete #59-#70
#72: True Blue = press the # 1 on the keyboard
#73: Shocking Pink = press the #2 on the keyboard
#74: Sweet Orange = press the #3 on the keyboard
#75: Stealth Black = press the #4 on the keyboard
#76: Cheater = click on the Hint? Button the bottom of the achievements next to quality and mute
#77: Programmers Credit = type in jmtb02
#78: Too Much Contra = type in contra
#79: No Cheese for You = click the game
#80: Bandwidth Exploiter = start the game
#81: You Are El = Click the Armor Games link on the left bottom corner
#82: Menu Explorer = Find the main menu
#83: Quality Snob = click on quality next to mute and hint?
#84: Scrolliastic = click and move up/down the orange scroll thing in the game
#85: Play the Game = Start the game
#86: Get to Level 1 = start the game
#87: Not Listening = Mute the sound
#88: Clink Clash Clink = start the game
#89: Best Player Ever = start the game
#90: 10 Percent Done = Earn 10 achievements
#91: 20 Percent Done = Earn 20 achievements
#92: 30 Percent Done = Earn 30 achievements
#93: 40 Percent Done = Earn 40 achievements
#94: 50 Percent Done = Earn 50 achievements
#95: 60 Percent Done = Earn 60 achievements
#96: 70 Percent Done = Earn 70 achievements
#97: 80 Percent Done = Earn 80 achievements
#98: 90 Percent Done = Earn 90 achievements
#99: Too Much Free Time = Earn 99 achievements
