#690: When you freak out every time some part of AG goes down for maintenance. *furtively raises hand*
#691: When you demand that people bow before you because you're a Gold King on AG.
#692: When people actually bow before you because you're a Gold King on AG.
#693: When you consider someone else wanting to get on the computer as a Boss Battle.
#694: When you get sick and go to the doctor, and you ask how many HP you have left.
#695: When you actually build the AG logo in shop class. And get a high grade for it.