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So. This is a list of things that happen when you spend too much time on armorgames. This isn't supposed to be serious. It's supposed to give people a few lolz. Just add to the list, but make sure to copy/paste the whole thing before you add, just for posterity.

You know you've spent too much time on Armor when
1. You have spent over 24 hours trying to get all the achievements on Sonny 2.
2. You would like to go outside, but you just want to read oooonnneee mmmooorrreeee page on that thread.
3. You can't recall what the sun looks like
4. The "clink clash clink" noises from the armor logo are stuck in your head. Permanently.
5. You start to dream about different ways to get that last achievement in Sonny 2.

Enjoy the list, and add more!

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1. You have spent over 24 hours trying to get all the achievements on Sonny 2.
2. You would like to go outside, but you just want to read ooonnneee mmooorreeee page on that thread.
3. You can't recall what the sun looks like
4. The "clink clash clink" noises from the armor logo are stuck in your head. Permanently.
5. You start to dream about different ways to get that last achievement in Sonny 2.
6. You think hedgehogs look like the one in Hedgehog Launch.
7. You start to dream of having more Armor Points than firetail-madness.
8. You have nightmares about a mod swinging his/her Banhammer at you furiously
9. You have a phobia of ninja horses dressed in skimpy nurse outfits giving you your shots.
10. When you wake up to see what's new , and then go back to sleep again.
11. When you have ArmorGames as your homepage.
12. When you start taking time out of your day to set up a scenario where you defend yourself from zombies and get to safe land.
13. When you forget you have friends in different states you were just in, other than on AG.
14. When you think each day lived equals one AP.
15. When every time someone insults you, you take a flag and start poking it with your finger.
16. When you carry a tape recorder with you, just in case you wake up on a boat with nothing but a pipe...
17. Your one goal in life is to 1-hit the Baron
18. When you have the AG logo in your desktop
19. When you get ninja'd by other users in a thread.
20. You can't stand people who have NG accounts
21. You wear a shirt that says "Armor pwns NG and Kong"
22. You bought something from the shop.
23. You dream that you are Sonny
24. You worry if what you say next will get you banned or not... In real life
25. You no longer are a flash "gamer" you are a flash "master"
26. When You call your dad "Mcneely" and your mom "Carlie."
27. When you start building your life around the time you spend on Armor
28. When you finally realize why your ex dumped you... and the reason is being here too much.
29. When someone bullies you, you start shouting:"Mods, ban this freaking noob!"
30. When you have had your account banned to keep you away... But you make a new account because you just can't stay gone.
31. When you start seeing elephants instead of people
32. When you start posting about Sonny too much on this topic.
33. When your on AG 24/7.
34. When you move your fridge next to the computer to avoid moving away from the screen.
35. When you brag about your AP
36. You start seeing pink elephants even though your not drunk.
37. You get seizures from simple flashes of light.
38. You hide your laptop under your bed so when your parents leave you can get back on AG.
39. You ask Greg why don't points on Kong have any use, like on Armor Games.
40. You can't tell the difference between a Computer Game and a Normal Game
41. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend on AG but you don't really know him/her
42. When you look at your browsing history and see nothing that isn't AG for the past month
43. When you try to work around the censor in real life
44. When you can recite your and 10 other peoples abouts, but not the pledge of allegiance.
45. Wean you earn 500 AP a day.
46. Your best friend is the game account "ArmorGames"
47. You always carry a laptop with you everywhere you go so you don't have to leave AG
48. You wear an adult diaper so you don't need to go to the toilet.
49. You have killed 2,000,000 zombies on the Last Stand 2.
50. You dress up as Sonny for halloween.
51. YOu have over 4,000 posts and 3,000 comments. Oh shi-
52. You wear a hat matching your rank around in real life.
53. You keep dreaming about the Civil war in 2-D animation.
54. Even your imaginary friends left you because you played ArmorGames too much.
55. Okay, #54 was only because you were too busy playing Armor to make an imaginary friend.
56. When you call a police officer a mod.
57. When you throw a rage every time you talk because you didn't get AP for it...in real life
58. When you know the real names of half the mods and admins
59. You know what all the admins look like
60. You can recite the address of the Armor Office off the top of your head
61. You create a toolbar for the site...oh wait
62. You know all youtube channels made for Armor Games
63. You know more about the switchfoot incident then of Rick Rolling
64. You know all of the top 100 personally
65. You have never gone on 4chan, youtube, Newgrounds, Kongregate, Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, Google, or Yahoo because you have no time for any site except Armor Games
66. You create gingerbread cookies at Christmas that look like the mods
67. You stalk Dan McNeely(You know who you are)
68. You have built a barricade in the front of your house because you think your the guy from the Last Stand
69. You name all your children and pets after popular flash games(I SAID NO COOKIES SONNY!!!!)
70. When you have the map of Armor Games as your desktop background.
71. When your only friends are on AG
72. When you make a thread called, You know you've spent too much time on armor...
73 When you visit AG at school..all the time.
74. When uyou read all the pages in the WoM thread.
75. When your name is The_AG_King
76. You make a huge party when you rank up.
77. If your banned, then its like you have no reason to exist
78. You name your first daughter "Carlie"
79. You name your first son "John"
80. You name your second daughter/son "AG"
81. You legally change your name to your username on AG
82. You hired a maid to do your shopping and cooking so you never have to leave your computer
83. You believe that your job is AG, and you should be rich
84. You think that there is a Bunny Conspiracy Theory to take over the world because you've played Bunny Invasion one too many times.
85. you try to read up on your history but all you think of is Warfare.
86. You color all your elephants blue.
87. You imagine you live in the medieval ages.
88. You think your life is based off of a forum.
89. You spend two weeks defeating all 228 waves of the last level in GC0.
90. YOu buy a pet that looks exactly like your armatar.
91. You check your ranking every 3 hours to see if you've gone up.
92. You skip breakfast so you can spam and rate to get 4 more AP faster.
93. When you've posted more than 5+ Sentences of your own to this thread.
94. When you call your RL friends by there screen name.
95. You say something, then wonder how much AP your getting.
96. You click on every game and rate it without playing it
97. When you change your name in order to have the initials AG.
98. when you start mashing buttons on yor keyboard every 4 seconds
99. When your name is Green12324, and your initials actually are AG.
100. when your the one who made number 100
101. You have AG tattooed on your forehead
102. You have the clish clank clink of the games as your ringtone
103 When you order things(usually the official AG t shirt of the year) you put your home address as "ArmorGames"
104. You kiss your computer every time you go to sleep
105. You always have your computer running and AG on it because you can't bear to press the red X on ArmorGames because you feel like that's killing AG if you leave for one second
106. You have been reading this list nodding your head going 2Yeah so I do that all the time".
107. You read books by the light of AG when it's on your monitor.
108. When your playing a board game you think of it as Colony.
109. You play Sonny 2 24/7
110. You stick a bottle to your balls so you can pee in it whenever you want.
111. When your going on vacation and force your laptop to fit in your small suitcase.
112. When you have not eaten for 20 hours.
113. When you've peed in your pants 15 times for the past 5 days.
114. Your stomach is so thin from hunger but you don't care otherwise.
115. You do not go to sleep even if your parents are telling you to, because you are too addicted to AG.
116. When you are out of AG, you cry and feel upset.
117. When you are on 24/7 on AG, when you are a mod, and keep on resetting people on the count to 100 game.
118. When you don't do more important things than AG.
119. You donate all your money to AG, so it will be on forever.
120. Your wish list for special occasions (Christmas, birthday etc) is something to do with AG and nothing else.
121. When you haven't made eye contact with even the slightest living thing.
122. You haven't left the computer seat for a long long time.
123. When you go to sleep and have nightmares because you didn't have enough time to be on AG
124. Your computer rights got taken away by your parents and now you sneak out everyday to play at the internet cafe and come home before 5:00 AM
125. You keep on refreshing the threads to see if it has replies on it.
126. You tell someone to go on another site other than AG to see stuff or do stuff on their of your choice
127. You would get married in AG, and not real life
128. You would get a job regarding AG
129. You accidentally write something about AG for exams and homework.
130. You check on AG every two minutes to see anything new.
131. You can memorise the AG Rules of Conduct. And read it. And read it backwards.
132. You're starting to piss everybody off
133. You rated 1000 games
134. your reading this thread
135. When you go around saying that the thread has already been done
136. When you reached rank 9 on 9/9/09. Oh wait...
137. When you can come up with more then 100 reasons about it.
138. When your mom tells you it's time to go to bed, you go, Shut Up Carlie!
139. When The doctor Observes Inside Your Ear And Sees The Words "HEDGEHOGLAUNCH3FTW" flying in a crcular motion on your brain
140. When you nod your head to atleast a 3rd of this list
141. When you forget your password because you have been logged in 24/7 so now you're scared of logging off for you might not be able to get back in to AG
142.when you buy something from the armor games store
143.when you post 20 different answers in this thread
144. When you have over 50,000 AP.
145. When you have more posts than hot meals
146. when you believe that you should get money for having more then 100,0000 AP
147. When you think you give a rat's behind about your opinions on the forums
148.When you wake up in the morning and still groggy see a zombie in the mirror.
149. When this list reaches 150...
150. when your email is @armorgames.com
151. when you ask AG about something before your best friend
152.if you manage to read this entire thread
153.when you have a list of the things you are guilty of
154. when you have more then 10 things on your guilty list
155. When you approach black terrain, you attempt to "shift".
156. when your talking you think your typing and you randomly start moving your fingers as if they were on a keyboard
157. You say "Grrr! I hope you lose some AP, (Insert name) if you get angry at someone.
158.If you ignore your real life and start to live in this one
(This isn`t for laughing,this is for crying...)
159. If you have played every game on the site.
160. If you going insane and thinking you ARE the internet site AG and people playing games on you.
161. When you have fancy pants bumper stickers, ALL OVER YOUR CAR.
162.You keep having nightmares about zombies
163. you pick up a pipe and start beatting someone up
164. You played every game.
165. You try to beat the High Score on every game.
166. "It's too bright outsiiiiiddddeeeeeeeeeeeee."
167. When AG pops up in your dreams.
168. When AG is the subject of your dreams.
169. When you can't tell whether you are browsing AG in reality, or dreaming about browsing AG.

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1. You have spent over 24 hours trying to get all the achievements on Sonny 2.
2. You would like to go outside, but you just want to read ooonnneee mmooorreeee page on that thread.
3. You can't recall what the sun looks like
4. The "clink clash clink" noises from the armor logo are stuck in your head. Permanently.
5. You start to dream about different ways to get that last achievement in Sonny 2.
6. You think hedgehogs look like the one in Hedgehog Launch.
7. You start to dream of having more Armor Points than firetail-madness.
8. You have nightmares about a mod swinging his/her Banhammer at you furiously
9. You have a phobia of ninja horses dressed in skimpy nurse outfits giving you your shots.
10. When you wake up to see what's new , and then go back to sleep again.
11. When you have ArmorGames as your homepage.
12. When you start taking time out of your day to set up a scenario where you defend yourself from zombies and get to safe land.
13. When you forget you have friends in different states you were just in, other than on AG.
14. When you think each day lived equals one AP.
15. When every time someone insults you, you take a flag and start poking it with your finger.
16. When you carry a tape recorder with you, just in case you wake up on a boat with nothing but a pipe...
17. Your one goal in life is to 1-hit the Baron
18. When you have the AG logo in your desktop
19. When you get ninja'd by other users in a thread.
20. You can't stand people who have NG accounts
21. You wear a shirt that says "Armor pwns NG and Kong"
22. You bought something from the shop.
23. You dream that you are Sonny
24. You worry if what you say next will get you banned or not... In real life
25. You no longer are a flash "gamer" you are a flash "master"
26. When You call your dad "Mcneely" and your mom "Carlie."
27. When you start building your life around the time you spend on Armor
28. When you finally realize why your ex dumped you... and the reason is being here too much.
29. When someone bullies you, you start shouting:"Mods, ban this freaking noob!"
30. When you have had your account banned to keep you away... But you make a new account because you just can't stay gone.
31. When you start seeing elephants instead of people
32. When you start posting about Sonny too much on this topic.
33. When your on AG 24/7.
34. When you move your fridge next to the computer to avoid moving away from the screen.
35. When you brag about your AP
36. You start seeing pink elephants even though your not drunk.
37. You get seizures from simple flashes of light.
38. You hide your laptop under your bed so when your parents leave you can get back on AG.
39. You ask Greg why don't points on Kong have any use, like on Armor Games.
40. You can't tell the difference between a Computer Game and a Normal Game
41. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend on AG but you don't really know him/her
42. When you look at your browsing history and see nothing that isn't AG for the past month
43. When you try to work around the censor in real life
44. When you can recite your and 10 other peoples abouts, but not the pledge of allegiance.
45. Wean you earn 500 AP a day.
46. Your best friend is the game account "ArmorGames"
47. You always carry a laptop with you everywhere you go so you don't have to leave AG
48. You wear an adult diaper so you don't need to go to the toilet.
49. You have killed 2,000,000 zombies on the Last Stand 2.
50. You dress up as Sonny for halloween.
51. YOu have over 4,000 posts and 3,000 comments. Oh shi-
52. You wear a hat matching your rank around in real life.
53. You keep dreaming about the Civil war in 2-D animation.
54. Even your imaginary friends left you because you played ArmorGames too much.
55. Okay, #54 was only because you were too busy playing Armor to make an imaginary friend.
56. When you call a police officer a mod.
57. When you throw a rage every time you talk because you didn't get AP for it...in real life
58. When you know the real names of half the mods and admins
59. You know what all the admins look like
60. You can recite the address of the Armor Office off the top of your head
61. You create a toolbar for the site...oh wait
62. You know all youtube channels made for Armor Games
63. You know more about the switchfoot incident then of Rick Rolling
64. You know all of the top 100 personally
65. You have never gone on 4chan, youtube, Newgrounds, Kongregate, Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, Google, or Yahoo because you have no time for any site except Armor Games
66. You create gingerbread cookies at Christmas that look like the mods
67. You stalk Dan McNeely(You know who you are)
68. You have built a barricade in the front of your house because you think your the guy from the Last Stand
69. You name all your children and pets after popular flash games(I SAID NO COOKIES SONNY!!!!)
70. When you have the map of Armor Games as your desktop background.
71. When your only friends are on AG
72. When you make a thread called, You know you've spent too much time on armor...
73 When you visit AG at school..all the time.
74. When uyou read all the pages in the WoM thread.
75. When your name is The_AG_King
76. You make a huge party when you rank up.
77. If your banned, then its like you have no reason to exist
78. You name your first daughter "Carlie"
79. You name your first son "John"
80. You name your second daughter/son "AG"
81. You legally change your name to your username on AG
82. You hired a maid to do your shopping and cooking so you never have to leave your computer
83. You believe that your job is AG, and you should be rich
84. You think that there is a Bunny Conspiracy Theory to take over the world because you've played Bunny Invasion one too many times.
85. you try to read up on your history but all you think of is Warfare.
86. You color all your elephants blue.
87. You imagine you live in the medieval ages.
88. You think your life is based off of a forum.
89. You spend two weeks defeating all 228 waves of the last level in GC0.
90. YOu buy a pet that looks exactly like your armatar.
91. You check your ranking every 3 hours to see if you've gone up.
92. You skip breakfast so you can spam and rate to get 4 more AP faster.
93. When you've posted more than 5+ Sentences of your own to this thread.
94. When you call your RL friends by there screen name.
95. You say something, then wonder how much AP your getting.
96. You click on every game and rate it without playing it
97. When you change your name in order to have the initials AG.
98. when you start mashing buttons on yor keyboard every 4 seconds
99. When your name is Green12324, and your initials actually are AG.
100. when your the one who made number 100
101. You have AG tattooed on your forehead
102. You have the clish clank clink of the games as your ringtone
103 When you order things(usually the official AG t shirt of the year) you put your home address as "ArmorGames"
104. You kiss your computer every time you go to sleep
105. You always have your computer running and AG on it because you can't bear to press the red X on ArmorGames because you feel like that's killing AG if you leave for one second
106. You have been reading this list nodding your head going 2Yeah so I do that all the time".
107. You read books by the light of AG when it's on your monitor.
108. When your playing a board game you think of it as Colony.
109. You play Sonny 2 24/7
110. You stick a bottle to your balls so you can pee in it whenever you want.
111. When your going on vacation and force your laptop to fit in your small suitcase.
112. When you have not eaten for 20 hours.
113. When you've peed in your pants 15 times for the past 5 days.
114. Your stomach is so thin from hunger but you don't care otherwise.
115. You do not go to sleep even if your parents are telling you to, because you are too addicted to AG.
116. When you are out of AG, you cry and feel upset.
117. When you are on 24/7 on AG, when you are a mod, and keep on resetting people on the count to 100 game.
118. When you don't do more important things than AG.
119. You donate all your money to AG, so it will be on forever.
120. Your wish list for special occasions (Christmas, birthday etc) is something to do with AG and nothing else.
121. When you haven't made eye contact with even the slightest living thing.
122. You haven't left the computer seat for a long long time.
123. When you go to sleep and have nightmares because you didn't have enough time to be on AG
124. Your computer rights got taken away by your parents and now you sneak out everyday to play at the internet cafe and come home before 5:00 AM
125. You keep on refreshing the threads to see if it has replies on it.
126. You tell someone to go on another site other than AG to see stuff or do stuff on their of your choice
127. You would get married in AG, and not real life
128. You would get a job regarding AG
129. You accidentally write something about AG for exams and homework.
130. You check on AG every two minutes to see anything new.
131. You can memorise the AG Rules of Conduct. And read it. And read it backwards.
132. You're starting to piss everybody off
133. You rated 1000 games
134. your reading this thread
135. When you go around saying that the thread has already been done
136. When you reached rank 9 on 9/9/09. Oh wait...
137. When you can come up with more then 100 reasons about it.
138. When your mom tells you it's time to go to bed, you go, Shut Up Carlie!
139. When The doctor Observes Inside Your Ear And Sees The Words "HEDGEHOGLAUNCH3FTW" flying in a crcular motion on your brain
140. When you nod your head to atleast a 3rd of this list
141. When you forget your password because you have been logged in 24/7 so now you're scared of logging off for you might not be able to get back in to AG
142.when you buy something from the armor games store
143.when you post 20 different answers in this thread
144. When you have over 50,000 AP.
145. When you have more posts than hot meals
146. when you believe that you should get money for having more then 100,0000 AP
147. When you think you give a rat's behind about your opinions on the forums
148.When you wake up in the morning and still groggy see a zombie in the mirror.
149. When this list reaches 150...
150. when your email is @armorgames.com
151. when you ask AG about something before your best friend
152.if you manage to read this entire thread
153.when you have a list of the things you are guilty of
154. when you have more then 10 things on your guilty list
155. When you approach black terrain, you attempt to "shift".
156. when your talking you think your typing and you randomly start moving your fingers as if they were on a keyboard
157. You say "Grrr! I hope you lose some AP, (Insert name) if you get angry at someone.
158.If you ignore your real life and start to live in this one
(This isn`t for laughing,this is for crying...)
159. If you have played every game on the site.
160. If you going insane and thinking you ARE the internet site AG and people playing games on you.
161. When you have fancy pants bumper stickers, ALL OVER YOUR CAR.
162.You keep having nightmares about zombies
163. you pick up a pipe and start beatting someone up
164. You played every game.
165. You try to beat the High Score on every game.
166. "It's too bright outsiiiiiddddeeeeeeeeeeeee."
167. When AG pops up in your dreams.
168. When AG is the subject of your dreams.
169. When you can't tell whether you are browsing AG in reality, or dreaming about browsing AG.
170. you cant eat, drink or breath without AG.
171. you have nightmares that armorgames was deleted and make then a suicid after you woke up.
172. your heart has the form, colour and look from AG-logo.

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1. You have spent over 24 hours trying to get all the achievements on Sonny 2.
2. You would like to go outside, but you just want to read ooonnneee mmooorreeee page on that thread.
3. You can't recall what the sun looks like
4. The "clink clash clink" noises from the armor logo are stuck in your head. Permanently.
5. You start to dream about different ways to get that last achievement in Sonny 2.
6. You think hedgehogs look like the one in Hedgehog Launch.
7. You start to dream of having more Armor Points than firetail-madness.
8. You have nightmares about a mod swinging his/her Banhammer at you furiously
9. You have a phobia of ninja horses dressed in skimpy nurse outfits giving you your shots.
10. When you wake up to see what's new , and then go back to sleep again.
11. When you have ArmorGames as your homepage.
12. When you start taking time out of your day to set up a scenario where you defend yourself from zombies and get to safe land.
13. When you forget you have friends in different states you were just in, other than on AG.
14. When you think each day lived equals one AP.
15. When every time someone insults you, you take a flag and start poking it with your finger.
16. When you carry a tape recorder with you, just in case you wake up on a boat with nothing but a pipe...
17. Your one goal in life is to 1-hit the Baron
18. When you have the AG logo in your desktop
19. When you get ninja'd by other users in a thread.
20. You can't stand people who have NG accounts
21. You wear a shirt that says "Armor pwns NG and Kong"
22. You bought something from the shop.
23. You dream that you are Sonny
24. You worry if what you say next will get you banned or not... In real life
25. You no longer are a flash "gamer" you are a flash "master"
26. When You call your dad "Mcneely" and your mom "Carlie."
27. When you start building your life around the time you spend on Armor
28. When you finally realize why your ex dumped you... and the reason is being here too much.
29. When someone bullies you, you start shouting:"Mods, ban this freaking noob!"
30. When you have had your account banned to keep you away... But you make a new account because you just can't stay gone.
31. When you start seeing elephants instead of people
32. When you start posting about Sonny too much on this topic.
33. When your on AG 24/7.
34. When you move your fridge next to the computer to avoid moving away from the screen.
35. When you brag about your AP
36. You start seeing pink elephants even though your not drunk.
37. You get seizures from simple flashes of light.
38. You hide your laptop under your bed so when your parents leave you can get back on AG.
39. You ask Greg why don't points on Kong have any use, like on Armor Games.
40. You can't tell the difference between a Computer Game and a Normal Game
41. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend on AG but you don't really know him/her
42. When you look at your browsing history and see nothing that isn't AG for the past month
43. When you try to work around the censor in real life
44. When you can recite your and 10 other peoples abouts, but not the pledge of allegiance.
45. Wean you earn 500 AP a day.
46. Your best friend is the game account "ArmorGames"
47. You always carry a laptop with you everywhere you go so you don't have to leave AG
48. You wear an adult diaper so you don't need to go to the toilet.
49. You have killed 2,000,000 zombies on the Last Stand 2.
50. You dress up as Sonny for halloween.
51. YOu have over 4,000 posts and 3,000 comments. Oh shi-
52. You wear a hat matching your rank around in real life.
53. You keep dreaming about the Civil war in 2-D animation.
54. Even your imaginary friends left you because you played ArmorGames too much.
55. Okay, #54 was only because you were too busy playing Armor to make an imaginary friend.
56. When you call a police officer a mod.
57. When you throw a rage every time you talk because you didn't get AP for it...in real life
58. When you know the real names of half the mods and admins
59. You know what all the admins look like
60. You can recite the address of the Armor Office off the top of your head
61. You create a toolbar for the site...oh wait
62. You know all youtube channels made for Armor Games
63. You know more about the switchfoot incident then of Rick Rolling
64. You know all of the top 100 personally
65. You have never gone on 4chan, youtube, Newgrounds, Kongregate, Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, Google, or Yahoo because you have no time for any site except Armor Games
66. You create gingerbread cookies at Christmas that look like the mods
67. You stalk Dan McNeely(You know who you are)
68. You have built a barricade in the front of your house because you think your the guy from the Last Stand
69. You name all your children and pets after popular flash games(I SAID NO COOKIES SONNY!!!!)
70. When you have the map of Armor Games as your desktop background.
71. When your only friends are on AG
72. When you make a thread called, You know you've spent too much time on armor...
73 When you visit AG at school..all the time.
74. When you read all the pages in the WoM thread.
75. When your name is The_AG_King
76. You make a huge party when you rank up.
77. If your banned, then its like you have no reason to exist
78. You name your first daughter "Carlie"
79. You name your first son "John"
80. You name your second daughter/son "AG"
81. You legally change your name to your username on AG
82. You hired a maid to do your shopping and cooking so you never have to leave your computer
83. You believe that your job is AG, and you should be rich
84. You think that there is a Bunny Conspiracy Theory to take over the world because you've played Bunny Invasion one too many times.
85. you try to read up on your history but all you think of is Warfare.
86. You color all your elephants blue.
87. You imagine you live in the medieval ages.
88. You think your life is based off of a forum.
89. You spend two weeks defeating all 228 waves of the last level in GC0.
90. YOu buy a pet that looks exactly like your armatar.
91. You check your ranking every 3 hours to see if you've gone up.
92. You skip breakfast so you can spam and rate to get 4 more AP faster.
93. When you've posted more than 5+ Sentences of your own to this thread.
94. When you call your RL friends by there screen name.
95. You say something, then wonder how much AP your getting.
96. You click on every game and rate it without playing it
97. When you change your name in order to have the initials AG.
98. when you start mashing buttons on yor keyboard every 4 seconds
99. When your name is Green12324, and your initials actually are AG.
100. when your the one who made number 100
101. You have AG tattooed on your forehead
102. You have the clish clank clink of the games as your ringtone
103 When you order things(usually the official AG t shirt of the year) you put your home address as "ArmorGames"
104. You kiss your computer every time you go to sleep
105. You always have your computer running and AG on it because you can't bear to press the red X on ArmorGames because you feel like that's killing AG if you leave for one second
106. You have been reading this list nodding your head going 2Yeah so I do that all the time".
107. You read books by the light of AG when it's on your monitor.
108. When your playing a board game you think of it as Colony.
109. You play Sonny 2 24/7
110. You stick a bottle to your balls so you can pee in it whenever you want.
111. When your going on vacation and force your laptop to fit in your small suitcase.
112. When you have not eaten for 20 hours.
113. When you've peed in your pants 15 times for the past 5 days.
114. Your stomach is so thin from hunger but you don't care otherwise.
115. You do not go to sleep even if your parents are telling you to, because you are too addicted to AG.
116. When you are out of AG, you cry and feel upset.
117. When you are on 24/7 on AG, when you are a mod, and keep on resetting people on the count to 100 game.
118. When you don't do more important things than AG.
119. You donate all your money to AG, so it will be on forever.
120. Your wish list for special occasions (Christmas, birthday etc) is something to do with AG and nothing else.
121. When you haven't made eye contact with even the slightest living thing.
122. You haven't left the computer seat for a long long time.
123. When you go to sleep and have nightmares because you didn't have enough time to be on AG
124. Your computer rights got taken away by your parents and now you sneak out everyday to play at the internet cafe and come home before 5:00 AM
125. You keep on refreshing the threads to see if it has replies on it.
126. You tell someone to go on another site other than AG to see stuff or do stuff on their of your choice
127. You would get married in AG, and not real life
128. You would get a job regarding AG
129. You accidentally write something about AG for exams and homework.
130. You check on AG every two minutes to see anything new.
131. You can memorise the AG Rules of Conduct. And read it. And read it backwards.
132. You're starting to piss everybody off
133. You rated 1000 games
134. your reading this thread
135. When you go around saying that the thread has already been done
136. When you reached rank 9 on 9/9/09. Oh wait...
137. When you can come up with more then 100 reasons about it.
138. When your mom tells you it's time to go to bed, you go, Shut Up Carlie!
139. When The doctor Observes Inside Your Ear And Sees The Words "HEDGEHOGLAUNCH3FTW" flying in a crcular motion on your brain
140. When you nod your head to atleast a 3rd of this list
141. When you forget your password because you have been logged in 24/7 so now you're scared of logging off for you might not be able to get back in to AG
142.when you buy something from the armor games store
143.when you post 20 different answers in this thread
144. When you have over 50,000 AP.
145. When you have more posts than hot meals
146. when you believe that you should get money for having more then 100,0000 AP
147. When you think you give a rat's behind about your opinions on the forums
148.When you wake up in the morning and still groggy see a zombie in the mirror.
149. When this list reaches 150...
150. when your email is @armorgames.com
151. when you ask AG about something before your best friend
152.if you manage to read this entire thread
153.when you have a list of the things you are guilty of
154. when you have more then 10 things on your guilty list
155. When you approach black terrain, you attempt to "shift".
156. when your talking you think your typing and you randomly start moving your fingers as if they were on a keyboard
157. You say "Grrr! I hope you lose some AP, (Insert name) if you get angry at someone.
158.If you ignore your real life and start to live in this one
(This isn`t for laughing,this is for crying...)
159. If you have played every game on the site.
160. If you going insane and thinking you ARE the internet site AG and people playing games on you.
161. When you have fancy pants bumper stickers, ALL OVER YOUR CAR.
162.You keep having nightmares about zombies
163. you pick up a pipe and start beatting someone up
164. You played every game.
165. You try to beat the High Score on every game.
166. "It's too bright outsiiiiiddddeeeeeeeeeeeee."
167. When AG pops up in your dreams.
168. When AG is the subject of your dreams.
169. When you can't tell whether you are browsing AG in reality, or dreaming about browsing AG.

knight_34
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Okay Doombreed, you didn't add anything.

1. You have spent over 24 hours trying to get all the achievements on Sonny 2.
2. You would like to go outside, but you just want to read ooonnneee mmooorreeee page on that thread.
3. You can't recall what the sun looks like
4. The "clink clash clink" noises from the armor logo are stuck in your head. Permanently.
5. You start to dream about different ways to get that last achievement in Sonny 2.
6. You think hedgehogs look like the one in Hedgehog Launch.
7. You start to dream of having more Armor Points than firetail-madness.
8. You have nightmares about a mod swinging his/her Banhammer at you furiously
9. You have a phobia of ninja horses dressed in skimpy nurse outfits giving you your shots.
10. When you wake up to see what's new , and then go back to sleep again.
11. When you have ArmorGames as your homepage.
12. When you start taking time out of your day to set up a scenario where you defend yourself from zombies and get to safe land.
13. When you forget you have friends in different states you were just in, other than on AG.
14. When you think each day lived equals one AP.
15. When every time someone insults you, you take a flag and start poking it with your finger.
16. When you carry a tape recorder with you, just in case you wake up on a boat with nothing but a pipe...
17. Your one goal in life is to 1-hit the Baron
18. When you have the AG logo in your desktop
19. When you get ninja'd by other users in a thread.
20. You can't stand people who have NG accounts
21. You wear a shirt that says "Armor pwns NG and Kong"
22. You bought something from the shop.
23. You dream that you are Sonny
24. You worry if what you say next will get you banned or not... In real life
25. You no longer are a flash "gamer" you are a flash "master"
26. When You call your dad "Mcneely" and your mom "Carlie."
27. When you start building your life around the time you spend on Armor
28. When you finally realize why your ex dumped you... and the reason is being here too much.
29. When someone bullies you, you start shouting:"Mods, ban this freaking noob!"
30. When you have had your account banned to keep you away... But you make a new account because you just can't stay gone.
31. When you start seeing elephants instead of people
32. When you start posting about Sonny too much on this topic.
33. When your on AG 24/7.
34. When you move your fridge next to the computer to avoid moving away from the screen.
35. When you brag about your AP
36. You start seeing pink elephants even though your not drunk.
37. You get seizures from simple flashes of light.
38. You hide your laptop under your bed so when your parents leave you can get back on AG.
39. You ask Greg why don't points on Kong have any use, like on Armor Games.
40. You can't tell the difference between a Computer Game and a Normal Game
41. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend on AG but you don't really know him/her
42. When you look at your browsing history and see nothing that isn't AG for the past month
43. When you try to work around the censor in real life
44. When you can recite your and 10 other peoples abouts, but not the pledge of allegiance.
45. Wean you earn 500 AP a day.
46. Your best friend is the game account "ArmorGames"
47. You always carry a laptop with you everywhere you go so you don't have to leave AG
48. You wear an adult diaper so you don't need to go to the toilet.
49. You have killed 2,000,000 zombies on the Last Stand 2.
50. You dress up as Sonny for halloween.
51. YOu have over 4,000 posts and 3,000 comments. Oh shi-
52. You wear a hat matching your rank around in real life.
53. You keep dreaming about the Civil war in 2-D animation.
54. Even your imaginary friends left you because you played ArmorGames too much.
55. Okay, #54 was only because you were too busy playing Armor to make an imaginary friend.
56. When you call a police officer a mod.
57. When you throw a rage every time you talk because you didn't get AP for it...in real life
58. When you know the real names of half the mods and admins
59. You know what all the admins look like
60. You can recite the address of the Armor Office off the top of your head
61. You create a toolbar for the site...oh wait
62. You know all youtube channels made for Armor Games
63. You know more about the switchfoot incident then of Rick Rolling
64. You know all of the top 100 personally
65. You have never gone on 4chan, youtube, Newgrounds, Kongregate, Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, Google, or Yahoo because you have no time for any site except Armor Games
66. You create gingerbread cookies at Christmas that look like the mods
67. You stalk Dan McNeely(You know who you are)
68. You have built a barricade in the front of your house because you think your the guy from the Last Stand
69. You name all your children and pets after popular flash games(I SAID NO COOKIES SONNY!!!!)
70. When you have the map of Armor Games as your desktop background.
71. When your only friends are on AG
72. When you make a thread called, You know you've spent too much time on armor...
73 When you visit AG at school..all the time.
74. When uyou read all the pages in the WoM thread.
75. When your name is The_AG_King
76. You make a huge party when you rank up.
77. If your banned, then its like you have no reason to exist
78. You name your first daughter "Carlie"
79. You name your first son "John"
80. You name your second daughter/son "AG"
81. You legally change your name to your username on AG
82. You hired a maid to do your shopping and cooking so you never have to leave your computer
83. You believe that your job is AG, and you should be rich
84. You think that there is a Bunny Conspiracy Theory to take over the world because you've played Bunny Invasion one too many times.
85. you try to read up on your history but all you think of is Warfare.
86. You color all your elephants blue.
87. You imagine you live in the medieval ages.
88. You think your life is based off of a forum.
89. You spend two weeks defeating all 228 waves of the last level in GC0.
90. YOu buy a pet that looks exactly like your armatar.
91. You check your ranking every 3 hours to see if you've gone up.
92. You skip breakfast so you can spam and rate to get 4 more AP faster.
93. When you've posted more than 5+ Sentences of your own to this thread.
94. When you call your RL friends by there screen name.
95. You say something, then wonder how much AP your getting.
96. You click on every game and rate it without playing it
97. When you change your name in order to have the initials AG.
98. when you start mashing buttons on yor keyboard every 4 seconds
99. When your name is Green12324, and your initials actually are AG.
100. when your the one who made number 100
101. You have AG tattooed on your forehead
102. You have the clish clank clink of the games as your ringtone
103 When you order things(usually the official AG t shirt of the year) you put your home address as "ArmorGames"
104. You kiss your computer every time you go to sleep
105. You always have your computer running and AG on it because you can't bear to press the red X on ArmorGames because you feel like that's killing AG if you leave for one second
106. You have been reading this list nodding your head going 2Yeah so I do that all the time".
107. You read books by the light of AG when it's on your monitor.
108. When your playing a board game you think of it as Colony.
109. You play Sonny 2 24/7
110. You stick a bottle to your balls so you can pee in it whenever you want.
111. When your going on vacation and force your laptop to fit in your small suitcase.
112. When you have not eaten for 20 hours.
113. When you've peed in your pants 15 times for the past 5 days.
114. Your stomach is so thin from hunger but you don't care otherwise.
115. You do not go to sleep even if your parents are telling you to, because you are too addicted to AG.
116. When you are out of AG, you cry and feel upset.
117. When you are on 24/7 on AG, when you are a mod, and keep on resetting people on the count to 100 game.
118. When you don't do more important things than AG.
119. You donate all your money to AG, so it will be on forever.
120. Your wish list for special occasions (Christmas, birthday etc) is something to do with AG and nothing else.
121. When you haven't made eye contact with even the slightest living thing.
122. You haven't left the computer seat for a long long time.
123. When you go to sleep and have nightmares because you didn't have enough time to be on AG
124. Your computer rights got taken away by your parents and now you sneak out everyday to play at the internet cafe and come home before 5:00 AM
125. You keep on refreshing the threads to see if it has replies on it.
126. You tell someone to go on another site other than AG to see stuff or do stuff on their of your choice
127. You would get married in AG, and not real life
128. You would get a job regarding AG
129. You accidentally write something about AG for exams and homework.
130. You check on AG every two minutes to see anything new.
131. You can memorise the AG Rules of Conduct. And read it. And read it backwards.
132. You're starting to piss everybody off
133. You rated 1000 games
134. your reading this thread
135. When you go around saying that the thread has already been done
136. When you reached rank 9 on 9/9/09. Oh wait...
137. When you can come up with more then 100 reasons about it.
138. When your mom tells you it's time to go to bed, you go, Shut Up Carlie!
139. When The doctor Observes Inside Your Ear And Sees The Words "HEDGEHOGLAUNCH3FTW" flying in a crcular motion on your brain
140. When you nod your head to atleast a 3rd of this list
141. When you forget your password because you have been logged in 24/7 so now you're scared of logging off for you might not be able to get back in to AG
142.when you buy something from the armor games store
143.when you post 20 different answers in this thread
144. When you have over 50,000 AP.
145. When you have more posts than hot meals
146. when you believe that you should get money for having more then 100,0000 AP
147. When you think you give a rat's behind about your opinions on the forums
148.When you wake up in the morning and still groggy see a zombie in the mirror.
149. When this list reaches 150...
150. when your email is @armorgames.com
151. when you ask AG about something before your best friend
152.if you manage to read this entire thread
153.when you have a list of the things you are guilty of
154. when you have more then 10 things on your guilty list
155. When you approach black terrain, you attempt to "shift".
156. when your talking you think your typing and you randomly start moving your fingers as if they were on a keyboard
157. You say "Grrr! I hope you lose some AP, (Insert name) if you get angry at someone.
158.If you ignore your real life and start to live in this one
(This isn`t for laughing,this is for crying...)
159. If you have played every game on the site.
160. If you going insane and thinking you ARE the internet site AG and people playing games on you.
161. When you have fancy pants bumper stickers, ALL OVER YOUR CAR.
162.You keep having nightmares about zombies
163. you pick up a pipe and start beatting someone up
164. You played every game.
165. You try to beat the High Score on every game.
166. "It's too bright outsiiiiiddddeeeeeeeeeeeee."
167. When AG pops up in your dreams.
168. When AG is the subject of your dreams.
169. When you can't tell whether you are browsing AG in reality, or dreaming about browsing AG.
170. you cant eat, drink or breath without AG.
171. you have nightmares that armorgames was deleted and make then a suicid after you woke up.
172. your heart has the form, colour and look from AG-logo.
173. You have posted in every thread of this site.
174. When you were the last the to post in every thread of the front page of the Forum Games section (like me).
175. When you look up 125 pages of the Forum Games section looking for threads to revive.

Doombreed
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Doombreed
6,100 posts
9,775

I am sorry. I'll post new thinmgs now.

1. You have spent over 24 hours trying to get all the achievements on Sonny 2.
2. You would like to go outside, but you just want to read ooonnneee mmooorreeee page on that thread.
3. You can't recall what the sun looks like
4. The "clink clash clink" noises from the armor logo are stuck in your head. Permanently.
5. You start to dream about different ways to get that last achievement in Sonny 2.
6. You think hedgehogs look like the one in Hedgehog Launch.
7. You start to dream of having more Armor Points than firetail-madness.
8. You have nightmares about a mod swinging his/her Banhammer at you furiously
9. You have a phobia of ninja horses dressed in skimpy nurse outfits giving you your shots.
10. When you wake up to see what's new , and then go back to sleep again.
11. When you have ArmorGames as your homepage.
12. When you start taking time out of your day to set up a scenario where you defend yourself from zombies and get to safe land.
13. When you forget you have friends in different states you were just in, other than on AG.
14. When you think each day lived equals one AP.
15. When every time someone insults you, you take a flag and start poking it with your finger.
16. When you carry a tape recorder with you, just in case you wake up on a boat with nothing but a pipe...
17. Your one goal in life is to 1-hit the Baron
18. When you have the AG logo in your desktop
19. When you get ninja'd by other users in a thread.
20. You can't stand people who have NG accounts
21. You wear a shirt that says "Armor pwns NG and Kong"
22. You bought something from the shop.
23. You dream that you are Sonny
24. You worry if what you say next will get you banned or not... In real life
25. You no longer are a flash "gamer" you are a flash "master"
26. When You call your dad "Mcneely" and your mom "Carlie."
27. When you start building your life around the time you spend on Armor
28. When you finally realize why your ex dumped you... and the reason is being here too much.
29. When someone bullies you, you start shouting:"Mods, ban this freaking noob!"
30. When you have had your account banned to keep you away... But you make a new account because you just can't stay gone.
31. When you start seeing elephants instead of people
32. When you start posting about Sonny too much on this topic.
33. When your on AG 24/7.
34. When you move your fridge next to the computer to avoid moving away from the screen.
35. When you brag about your AP
36. You start seeing pink elephants even though your not drunk.
37. You get seizures from simple flashes of light.
38. You hide your laptop under your bed so when your parents leave you can get back on AG.
39. You ask Greg why don't points on Kong have any use, like on Armor Games.
40. You can't tell the difference between a Computer Game and a Normal Game
41. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend on AG but you don't really know him/her
42. When you look at your browsing history and see nothing that isn't AG for the past month
43. When you try to work around the censor in real life
44. When you can recite your and 10 other peoples abouts, but not the pledge of allegiance.
45. Wean you earn 500 AP a day.
46. Your best friend is the game account "ArmorGames"
47. You always carry a laptop with you everywhere you go so you don't have to leave AG
48. You wear an adult diaper so you don't need to go to the toilet.
49. You have killed 2,000,000 zombies on the Last Stand 2.
50. You dress up as Sonny for halloween.
51. YOu have over 4,000 posts and 3,000 comments. Oh shi-
52. You wear a hat matching your rank around in real life.
53. You keep dreaming about the Civil war in 2-D animation.
54. Even your imaginary friends left you because you played ArmorGames too much.
55. Okay, #54 was only because you were too busy playing Armor to make an imaginary friend.
56. When you call a police officer a mod.
57. When you throw a rage every time you talk because you didn't get AP for it...in real life
58. When you know the real names of half the mods and admins
59. You know what all the admins look like
60. You can recite the address of the Armor Office off the top of your head
61. You create a toolbar for the site...oh wait
62. You know all youtube channels made for Armor Games
63. You know more about the switchfoot incident then of Rick Rolling
64. You know all of the top 100 personally
65. You have never gone on 4chan, youtube, Newgrounds, Kongregate, Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, Google, or Yahoo because you have no time for any site except Armor Games
66. You create gingerbread cookies at Christmas that look like the mods
67. You stalk Dan McNeely(You know who you are)
68. You have built a barricade in the front of your house because you think your the guy from the Last Stand
69. You name all your children and pets after popular flash games(I SAID NO COOKIES SONNY!!!!)
70. When you have the map of Armor Games as your desktop background.
71. When your only friends are on AG
72. When you make a thread called, You know you've spent too much time on armor...
73 When you visit AG at school..all the time.
74. When uyou read all the pages in the WoM thread.
75. When your name is The_AG_King
76. You make a huge party when you rank up.
77. If your banned, then its like you have no reason to exist
78. You name your first daughter "Carlie"
79. You name your first son "John"
80. You name your second daughter/son "AG"
81. You legally change your name to your username on AG
82. You hired a maid to do your shopping and cooking so you never have to leave your computer
83. You believe that your job is AG, and you should be rich
84. You think that there is a Bunny Conspiracy Theory to take over the world because you've played Bunny Invasion one too many times.
85. you try to read up on your history but all you think of is Warfare.
86. You color all your elephants blue.
87. You imagine you live in the medieval ages.
88. You think your life is based off of a forum.
89. You spend two weeks defeating all 228 waves of the last level in GC0.
90. YOu buy a pet that looks exactly like your armatar.
91. You check your ranking every 3 hours to see if you've gone up.
92. You skip breakfast so you can spam and rate to get 4 more AP faster.
93. When you've posted more than 5+ Sentences of your own to this thread.
94. When you call your RL friends by there screen name.
95. You say something, then wonder how much AP your getting.
96. You click on every game and rate it without playing it
97. When you change your name in order to have the initials AG.
98. when you start mashing buttons on yor keyboard every 4 seconds
99. When your name is Green12324, and your initials actually are AG.
100. when your the one who made number 100
101. You have AG tattooed on your forehead
102. You have the clish clank clink of the games as your ringtone
103 When you order things(usually the official AG t shirt of the year) you put your home address as "ArmorGames"
104. You kiss your computer every time you go to sleep
105. You always have your computer running and AG on it because you can't bear to press the red X on ArmorGames because you feel like that's killing AG if you leave for one second
106. You have been reading this list nodding your head going 2Yeah so I do that all the time".
107. You read books by the light of AG when it's on your monitor.
108. When your playing a board game you think of it as Colony.
109. You play Sonny 2 24/7
110. You stick a bottle to your balls so you can pee in it whenever you want.
111. When your going on vacation and force your laptop to fit in your small suitcase.
112. When you have not eaten for 20 hours.
113. When you've peed in your pants 15 times for the past 5 days.
114. Your stomach is so thin from hunger but you don't care otherwise.
115. You do not go to sleep even if your parents are telling you to, because you are too addicted to AG.
116. When you are out of AG, you cry and feel upset.
117. When you are on 24/7 on AG, when you are a mod, and keep on resetting people on the count to 100 game.
118. When you don't do more important things than AG.
119. You donate all your money to AG, so it will be on forever.
120. Your wish list for special occasions (Christmas, birthday etc) is something to do with AG and nothing else.
121. When you haven't made eye contact with even the slightest living thing.
122. You haven't left the computer seat for a long long time.
123. When you go to sleep and have nightmares because you didn't have enough time to be on AG
124. Your computer rights got taken away by your parents and now you sneak out everyday to play at the internet cafe and come home before 5:00 AM
125. You keep on refreshing the threads to see if it has replies on it.
126. You tell someone to go on another site other than AG to see stuff or do stuff on their of your choice
127. You would get married in AG, and not real life
128. You would get a job regarding AG
129. You accidentally write something about AG for exams and homework.
130. You check on AG every two minutes to see anything new.
131. You can memorise the AG Rules of Conduct. And read it. And read it backwards.
132. You're starting to piss everybody off
133. You rated 1000 games
134. your reading this thread
135. When you go around saying that the thread has already been done
136. When you reached rank 9 on 9/9/09. Oh wait...
137. When you can come up with more then 100 reasons about it.
138. When your mom tells you it's time to go to bed, you go, Shut Up Carlie!
139. When The doctor Observes Inside Your Ear And Sees The Words "HEDGEHOGLAUNCH3FTW" flying in a crcular motion on your brain
140. When you nod your head to atleast a 3rd of this list
141. When you forget your password because you have been logged in 24/7 so now you're scared of logging off for you might not be able to get back in to AG
142.when you buy something from the armor games store
143.when you post 20 different answers in this thread
144. When you have over 50,000 AP.
145. When you have more posts than hot meals
146. when you believe that you should get money for having more then 100,0000 AP
147. When you think you give a rat's behind about your opinions on the forums
148.When you wake up in the morning and still groggy see a zombie in the mirror.
149. When this list reaches 150...
150. when your email is @armorgames.com
151. when you ask AG about something before your best friend
152.if you manage to read this entire thread
153.when you have a list of the things you are guilty of
154. when you have more then 10 things on your guilty list
155. When you approach black terrain, you attempt to "shift".
156. when your talking you think your typing and you randomly start moving your fingers as if they were on a keyboard
157. You say "Grrr! I hope you lose some AP, (Insert name) if you get angry at someone.
158.If you ignore your real life and start to live in this one
(This isn`t for laughing,this is for crying...)
159. If you have played every game on the site.
160. If you going insane and thinking you ARE the internet site AG and people playing games on you.
161. When you have fancy pants bumper stickers, ALL OVER YOUR CAR.
162.You keep having nightmares about zombies
163. you pick up a pipe and start beatting someone up
164. You played every game.
165. You try to beat the High Score on every game.
166. "It's too bright outsiiiiiddddeeeeeeeeeeeee."
167. When AG pops up in your dreams.
168. When AG is the subject of your dreams.
169. When you can't tell whether you are browsing AG in reality, or dreaming about browsing AG.
170. you cant eat, drink or breath without AG.
171. you have nightmares that armorgames was deleted and make then a suicid after you woke up.
172. your heart has the form, colour and look from AG-logo.
173. You have posted in every thread of this site.
174. When you were the last the to post in every thread of the front page of the Forum Games section (like me).
175. When you look up 125 pages of the Forum Games section looking for threads to revive.
176. When you start believing that you will destroy someone who breaks your nerves with Sonny's powers.
177. When you make your own blog which is named AG and you steal all the topics from AG (the real one).
178. When you call the president "baron".
179. When you return to your home at night and you are in AG with your cell phone, you get from the computer to AG when you arrive and enter from the laptop when it is bed time.
180. When you are able and will always be able to remember all of the things that exist in the thread and the new ones that will exist.

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1. You have spent over 24 hours trying to get all the achievements on Sonny 2.
2. You would like to go outside, but you just want to read ooonnneee mmooorreeee page on that thread.
3. You can't recall what the sun looks like
4. The "clink clash clink" noises from the armor logo are stuck in your head. Permanently.
5. You start to dream about different ways to get that last achievement in Sonny 2.
6. You think hedgehogs look like the one in Hedgehog Launch.
7. You start to dream of having more Armor Points than firetail-madness.
8. You have nightmares about a mod swinging his/her Banhammer at you furiously
9. You have a phobia of ninja horses dressed in skimpy nurse outfits giving you your shots.
10. When you wake up to see what's new , and then go back to sleep again.
11. When you have ArmorGames as your homepage.
12. When you start taking time out of your day to set up a scenario where you defend yourself from zombies and get to safe land.
13. When you forget you have friends in different states you were just in, other than on AG.
14. When you think each day lived equals one AP.
15. When every time someone insults you, you take a flag and start poking it with your finger.
16. When you carry a tape recorder with you, just in case you wake up on a boat with nothing but a pipe...
17. Your one goal in life is to 1-hit the Baron
18. When you have the AG logo in your desktop
19. When you get ninja'd by other users in a thread.
20. You can't stand people who have NG accounts
21. You wear a shirt that says "Armor pwns NG and Kong"
22. You bought something from the shop.
23. You dream that you are Sonny
24. You worry if what you say next will get you banned or not... In real life
25. You no longer are a flash "gamer" you are a flash "master"
26. When You call your dad "Mcneely" and your mom "Carlie."
27. When you start building your life around the time you spend on Armor
28. When you finally realize why your ex dumped you... and the reason is being here too much.
29. When someone bullies you, you start shouting:"Mods, ban this freaking noob!"
30. When you have had your account banned to keep you away... But you make a new account because you just can't stay gone.
31. When you start seeing elephants instead of people
32. When you start posting about Sonny too much on this topic.
33. When your on AG 24/7.
34. When you move your fridge next to the computer to avoid moving away from the screen.
35. When you brag about your AP
36. You start seeing pink elephants even though your not drunk.
37. You get seizures from simple flashes of light.
38. You hide your laptop under your bed so when your parents leave you can get back on AG.
39. You ask Greg why don't points on Kong have any use, like on Armor Games.
40. You can't tell the difference between a Computer Game and a Normal Game
41. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend on AG but you don't really know him/her
42. When you look at your browsing history and see nothing that isn't AG for the past month
43. When you try to work around the censor in real life
44. When you can recite your and 10 other peoples abouts, but not the pledge of allegiance.
45. Wean you earn 500 AP a day.
46. Your best friend is the game account "ArmorGames"
47. You always carry a laptop with you everywhere you go so you don't have to leave AG
48. You wear an adult diaper so you don't need to go to the toilet.
49. You have killed 2,000,000 zombies on the Last Stand 2.
50. You dress up as Sonny for halloween.
51. YOu have over 4,000 posts and 3,000 comments. Oh shi-
52. You wear a hat matching your rank around in real life.
53. You keep dreaming about the Civil war in 2-D animation.
54. Even your imaginary friends left you because you played ArmorGames too much.
55. Okay, #54 was only because you were too busy playing Armor to make an imaginary friend.
56. When you call a police officer a mod.
57. When you throw a rage every time you talk because you didn't get AP for it...in real life
58. When you know the real names of half the mods and admins
59. You know what all the admins look like
60. You can recite the address of the Armor Office off the top of your head
61. You create a toolbar for the site...oh wait
62. You know all youtube channels made for Armor Games
63. You know more about the switchfoot incident then of Rick Rolling
64. You know all of the top 100 personally
65. You have never gone on 4chan, youtube, Newgrounds, Kongregate, Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, Google, or Yahoo because you have no time for any site except Armor Games
66. You create gingerbread cookies at Christmas that look like the mods
67. You stalk Dan McNeely(You know who you are)
68. You have built a barricade in the front of your house because you think your the guy from the Last Stand
69. You name all your children and pets after popular flash games(I SAID NO COOKIES SONNY!!!!)
70. When you have the map of Armor Games as your desktop background.
71. When your only friends are on AG
72. When you make a thread called, You know you've spent too much time on armor...
73 When you visit AG at school..all the time.
74. When uyou read all the pages in the WoM thread.
75. When your name is The_AG_King
76. You make a huge party when you rank up.
77. If your banned, then its like you have no reason to exist
78. You name your first daughter "Carlie"
79. You name your first son "John"
80. You name your second daughter/son "AG"
81. You legally change your name to your username on AG
82. You hired a maid to do your shopping and cooking so you never have to leave your computer
83. You believe that your job is AG, and you should be rich
84. You think that there is a Bunny Conspiracy Theory to take over the world because you've played Bunny Invasion one too many times.
85. you try to read up on your history but all you think of is Warfare.
86. You color all your elephants blue.
87. You imagine you live in the medieval ages.
88. You think your life is based off of a forum.
89. You spend two weeks defeating all 228 waves of the last level in GC0.
90. YOu buy a pet that looks exactly like your armatar.
91. You check your ranking every 3 hours to see if you've gone up.
92. You skip breakfast so you can spam and rate to get 4 more AP faster.
93. When you've posted more than 5+ Sentences of your own to this thread.
94. When you call your RL friends by there screen name.
95. You say something, then wonder how much AP your getting.
96. You click on every game and rate it without playing it
97. When you change your name in order to have the initials AG.
98. when you start mashing buttons on yor keyboard every 4 seconds
99. When your name is Green12324, and your initials actually are AG.
100. when your the one who made number 100
101. You have AG tattooed on your forehead
102. You have the clish clank clink of the games as your ringtone
103 When you order things(usually the official AG t shirt of the year) you put your home address as "ArmorGames"
104. You kiss your computer every time you go to sleep
105. You always have your computer running and AG on it because you can't bear to press the red X on ArmorGames because you feel like that's killing AG if you leave for one second
106. You have been reading this list nodding your head going 2Yeah so I do that all the time".
107. You read books by the light of AG when it's on your monitor.
108. When your playing a board game you think of it as Colony.
109. You play Sonny 2 24/7
110. You stick a bottle to your balls so you can pee in it whenever you want.
111. When your going on vacation and force your laptop to fit in your small suitcase.
112. When you have not eaten for 20 hours.
113. When you've peed in your pants 15 times for the past 5 days.
114. Your stomach is so thin from hunger but you don't care otherwise.
115. You do not go to sleep even if your parents are telling you to, because you are too addicted to AG.
116. When you are out of AG, you cry and feel upset.
117. When you are on 24/7 on AG, when you are a mod, and keep on resetting people on the count to 100 game.
118. When you don't do more important things than AG.
119. You donate all your money to AG, so it will be on forever.
120. Your wish list for special occasions (Christmas, birthday etc) is something to do with AG and nothing else.
121. When you haven't made eye contact with even the slightest living thing.
122. You haven't left the computer seat for a long long time.
123. When you go to sleep and have nightmares because you didn't have enough time to be on AG
124. Your computer rights got taken away by your parents and now you sneak out everyday to play at the internet cafe and come home before 5:00 AM
125. You keep on refreshing the threads to see if it has replies on it.
126. You tell someone to go on another site other than AG to see stuff or do stuff on their of your choice
127. You would get married in AG, and not real life
128. You would get a job regarding AG
129. You accidentally write something about AG for exams and homework.
130. You check on AG every two minutes to see anything new.
131. You can memorise the AG Rules of Conduct. And read it. And read it backwards.
132. You're starting to piss everybody off
133. You rated 1000 games
134. your reading this thread
135. When you go around saying that the thread has already been done
136. When you reached rank 9 on 9/9/09. Oh wait...
137. When you can come up with more then 100 reasons about it.
138. When your mom tells you it's time to go to bed, you go, Shut Up Carlie!
139. When The doctor Observes Inside Your Ear And Sees The Words "HEDGEHOGLAUNCH3FTW" flying in a crcular motion on your brain
140. When you nod your head to atleast a 3rd of this list
141. When you forget your password because you have been logged in 24/7 so now you're scared of logging off for you might not be able to get back in to AG
142.when you buy something from the armor games store
143.when you post 20 different answers in this thread
144. When you have over 50,000 AP.
145. When you have more posts than hot meals
146. when you believe that you should get money for having more then 100,0000 AP
147. When you think you give a rat's behind about your opinions on the forums
148.When you wake up in the morning and still groggy see a zombie in the mirror.
149. When this list reaches 150...
150. when your email is @armorgames.com
151. when you ask AG about something before your best friend
152.if you manage to read this entire thread
153.when you have a list of the things you are guilty of
154. when you have more then 10 things on your guilty list
155. When you approach black terrain, you attempt to "shift".
156. when your talking you think your typing and you randomly start moving your fingers as if they were on a keyboard
157. You say "Grrr! I hope you lose some AP, (Insert name) if you get angry at someone.
158.If you ignore your real life and start to live in this one
(This isn`t for laughing,this is for crying...)
159. If you have played every game on the site.
160. If you going insane and thinking you ARE the internet site AG and people playing games on you.
161. When you have fancy pants bumper stickers, ALL OVER YOUR CAR.
162.You keep having nightmares about zombies
163. you pick up a pipe and start beatting someone up
164. You played every game.
165. You try to beat the High Score on every game.
166. "It's too bright outsiiiiiddddeeeeeeeeeeeee."
167. When AG pops up in your dreams.
168. When AG is the subject of your dreams.
169. When you can't tell whether you are browsing AG in reality, or dreaming about browsing AG.
170. you cant eat, drink or breath without AG.
171. you have nightmares that armorgames was deleted and make then a suicid after you woke up.
172. your heart has the form, colour and look from AG-logo.
173. You have posted in every thread of this site.
174. When you were the last the to post in every thread of the front page of the Forum Games section (like me).
175. When you look up 125 pages of the Forum Games section looking for threads to revive.
176. When you start believing that you will destroy someone who breaks your nerves with Sonny's powers.
177. When you make your own blog which is named AG and you steal all the topics from AG (the real one).
178. When you call the president "baron".
179. When you return to your home at night and you are in AG with your cell phone, you get from the computer to AG when you arrive and enter from the laptop when it is bed time.
180. When you are able and will always be able to remember all of the things that exist in the thread and the new ones that will exist.
181. when you wear only clothes with AG banners on it.
182. you forget to eat and/or drink, die, arrive at hell/sky and the first thing you do is trying to play AG in hell/sky.
183. you sleep only six hours, you eat and drink by your pc and life on the toilett so you must never leave AG.

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Dang, that's a long list. O.o
I'd add something, but then I'd first have to read through the list to make sure it wasn't added already...

Oh, and even though these are meant for the lulz?

3. You can't recall what the sun looks like
That actually happened to me once... Could not remember how to draw the darn thing. Had to look up reference pictures. >_>

11. When you have ArmorGames as your homepage.
Check. Is it a good excuse that I'm a mod?

19. When you get ninja'd by other users in a thread.
Naw, that's an unfair one. Even a user's first post on AG can end up being ninja'd.

51. YOu have over 4,000 posts and 3,000 comments. Oh shi-
D:

58. When you know the real names of half the mods and admins
Maaaaybe.

66. You create gingerbread cookies at Christmas that look like the mods
I need to remember this for next year. That is an awesome idea. Make a little ArmorCake for them to stand on and all.

74. When uyou read all the pages in the WoM thread.
I think I've missed a few, but close enough...

94. When you call your RL friends by there screen name.
Does it count when real life friends use their nicknames as screen names?

117. When you are on 24/7 on AG, when you are a mod, and keep on resetting people on the count to 100 game.
I lol'd. But we have lives too!

134. your reading this thread
D:

141. When you forget your password because you have been logged in 24/7 so now you're scared of logging off for you might not be able to get back in to AG
Well, I've had to use the password recovery multiple times, it works just fine. So no being scared. :3 I don't remember my current password, though.

145. When you have more posts than hot meals
Really? I usually only get a hot meal once or twice pr. day, and 2 posts are like nothing.

173. You have posted in every thread of this site.
But some of them are locked! D:

183. you sleep only six hours, you eat and drink by your pc and life on the toilett so you must never leave AG.
I love sleep too much, but the eating and drinking by the computer, sure. The toilet thing, not so much, no.

I really have nothing to add to the list. Mainly because I don't feel like copy/pasting the giant post. >_>
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1. You have spent over 24 hours trying to get all the achievements on Sonny 2.
2. You would like to go outside, but you just want to read ooonnneee mmooorreeee page on that thread.
3. You can't recall what the sun looks like
4. The "clink clash clink" noises from the armor logo are stuck in your head. Permanently.
5. You start to dream about different ways to get that last achievement in Sonny 2.
6. You think hedgehogs look like the one in Hedgehog Launch.
7. You start to dream of having more Armor Points than firetail-madness.
8. You have nightmares about a mod swinging his/her Banhammer at you furiously
9. You have a phobia of ninja horses dressed in skimpy nurse outfits giving you your shots.
10. When you wake up to see what's new , and then go back to sleep again.
11. When you have ArmorGames as your homepage.
12. When you start taking time out of your day to set up a scenario where you defend yourself from zombies and get to safe land.
13. When you forget you have friends in different states you were just in, other than on AG.
14. When you think each day lived equals one AP.
15. When every time someone insults you, you take a flag and start poking it with your finger.
16. When you carry a tape recorder with you, just in case you wake up on a boat with nothing but a pipe...
17. Your one goal in life is to 1-hit the Baron
18. When you have the AG logo in your desktop
19. When you get ninja'd by other users in a thread.
20. You can't stand people who have NG accounts
21. You wear a shirt that says "Armor pwns NG and Kong"
22. You bought something from the shop.
23. You dream that you are Sonny
24. You worry if what you say next will get you banned or not... In real life
25. You no longer are a flash "gamer" you are a flash "master"
26. When You call your dad "Mcneely" and your mom "Carlie."
27. When you start building your life around the time you spend on Armor
28. When you finally realize why your ex dumped you... and the reason is being here too much.
29. When someone bullies you, you start shouting:"Mods, ban this freaking noob!"
30. When you have had your account banned to keep you away... But you make a new account because you just can't stay gone.
31. When you start seeing elephants instead of people
32. When you start posting about Sonny too much on this topic.
33. When your on AG 24/7.
34. When you move your fridge next to the computer to avoid moving away from the screen.
35. When you brag about your AP
36. You start seeing pink elephants even though your not drunk.
37. You get seizures from simple flashes of light.
38. You hide your laptop under your bed so when your parents leave you can get back on AG.
39. You ask Greg why don't points on Kong have any use, like on Armor Games.
40. You can't tell the difference between a Computer Game and a Normal Game
41. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend on AG but you don't really know him/her
42. When you look at your browsing history and see nothing that isn't AG for the past month
43. When you try to work around the censor in real life
44. When you can recite your and 10 other peoples abouts, but not the pledge of allegiance.
45. Wean you earn 500 AP a day.
46. Your best friend is the game account "ArmorGames"
47. You always carry a laptop with you everywhere you go so you don't have to leave AG
48. You wear an adult diaper so you don't need to go to the toilet.
49. You have killed 2,000,000 zombies on the Last Stand 2.
50. You dress up as Sonny for halloween.
51. YOu have over 4,000 posts and 3,000 comments. Oh shi-
52. You wear a hat matching your rank around in real life.
53. You keep dreaming about the Civil war in 2-D animation.
54. Even your imaginary friends left you because you played ArmorGames too much.
55. Okay, #54 was only because you were too busy playing Armor to make an imaginary friend.
56. When you call a police officer a mod.
57. When you throw a rage every time you talk because you didn't get AP for it...in real life
58. When you know the real names of half the mods and admins
59. You know what all the admins look like
60. You can recite the address of the Armor Office off the top of your head
61. You create a toolbar for the site...oh wait
62. You know all youtube channels made for Armor Games
63. You know more about the switchfoot incident then of Rick Rolling
64. You know all of the top 100 personally
65. You have never gone on 4chan, youtube, Newgrounds, Kongregate, Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, Google, or Yahoo because you have no time for any site except Armor Games
66. You create gingerbread cookies at Christmas that look like the mods
67. You stalk Dan McNeely(You know who you are)
68. You have built a barricade in the front of your house because you think your the guy from the Last Stand
69. You name all your children and pets after popular flash games(I SAID NO COOKIES SONNY!!!!)
70. When you have the map of Armor Games as your desktop background.
71. When your only friends are on AG
72. When you make a thread called, You know you've spent too much time on armor...
73 When you visit AG at school..all the time.
74. When uyou read all the pages in the WoM thread.
75. When your name is The_AG_King
76. You make a huge party when you rank up.
77. If your banned, then its like you have no reason to exist
78. You name your first daughter "Carlie"
79. You name your first son "John"
80. You name your second daughter/son "AG"
81. You legally change your name to your username on AG
82. You hired a maid to do your shopping and cooking so you never have to leave your computer
83. You believe that your job is AG, and you should be rich
84. You think that there is a Bunny Conspiracy Theory to take over the world because you've played Bunny Invasion one too many times.
85. you try to read up on your history but all you think of is Warfare.
86. You color all your elephants blue.
87. You imagine you live in the medieval ages.
88. You think your life is based off of a forum.
89. You spend two weeks defeating all 228 waves of the last level in GC0.
90. YOu buy a pet that looks exactly like your armatar.
91. You check your ranking every 3 hours to see if you've gone up.
92. You skip breakfast so you can spam and rate to get 4 more AP faster.
93. When you've posted more than 5+ Sentences of your own to this thread.
94. When you call your RL friends by there screen name.
95. You say something, then wonder how much AP your getting.
96. You click on every game and rate it without playing it
97. When you change your name in order to have the initials AG.
98. when you start mashing buttons on yor keyboard every 4 seconds
99. When your name is Green12324, and your initials actually are AG.
100. when your the one who made number 100
101. You have AG tattooed on your forehead
102. You have the clish clank clink of the games as your ringtone
103 When you order things(usually the official AG t shirt of the year) you put your home address as "ArmorGames"
104. You kiss your computer every time you go to sleep
105. You always have your computer running and AG on it because you can't bear to press the red X on ArmorGames because you feel like that's killing AG if you leave for one second
106. You have been reading this list nodding your head going 2Yeah so I do that all the time".
107. You read books by the light of AG when it's on your monitor.
108. When your playing a board game you think of it as Colony.
109. You play Sonny 2 24/7
110. You stick a bottle to your balls so you can pee in it whenever you want.
111. When your going on vacation and force your laptop to fit in your small suitcase.
112. When you have not eaten for 20 hours.
113. When you've peed in your pants 15 times for the past 5 days.
114. Your stomach is so thin from hunger but you don't care otherwise.
115. You do not go to sleep even if your parents are telling you to, because you are too addicted to AG.
116. When you are out of AG, you cry and feel upset.
117. When you are on 24/7 on AG, when you are a mod, and keep on resetting people on the count to 100 game.
118. When you don't do more important things than AG.
119. You donate all your money to AG, so it will be on forever.
120. Your wish list for special occasions (Christmas, birthday etc) is something to do with AG and nothing else.
121. When you haven't made eye contact with even the slightest living thing.
122. You haven't left the computer seat for a long long time.
123. When you go to sleep and have nightmares because you didn't have enough time to be on AG
124. Your computer rights got taken away by your parents and now you sneak out everyday to play at the internet cafe and come home before 5:00 AM
125. You keep on refreshing the threads to see if it has replies on it.
126. You tell someone to go on another site other than AG to see stuff or do stuff on their of your choice
127. You would get married in AG, and not real life
128. You would get a job regarding AG
129. You accidentally write something about AG for exams and homework.
130. You check on AG every two minutes to see anything new.
131. You can memorise the AG Rules of Conduct. And read it. And read it backwards.
132. You're starting to piss everybody off
133. You rated 1000 games
134. your reading this thread
135. When you go around saying that the thread has already been done
136. When you reached rank 9 on 9/9/09. Oh wait...
137. When you can come up with more then 100 reasons about it.
138. When your mom tells you it's time to go to bed, you go, Shut Up Carlie!
139. When The doctor Observes Inside Your Ear And Sees The Words "HEDGEHOGLAUNCH3FTW" flying in a crcular motion on your brain
140. When you nod your head to atleast a 3rd of this list
141. When you forget your password because you have been logged in 24/7 so now you're scared of logging off for you might not be able to get back in to AG
142.when you buy something from the armor games store
143.when you post 20 different answers in this thread
144. When you have over 50,000 AP.
145. When you have more posts than hot meals
146. when you believe that you should get money for having more then 100,0000 AP
147. When you think you give a rat's behind about your opinions on the forums
148.When you wake up in the morning and still groggy see a zombie in the mirror.
149. When this list reaches 150...
150. when your email is @armorgames.com
151. when you ask AG about something before your best friend
152.if you manage to read this entire thread
153.when you have a list of the things you are guilty of
154. when you have more then 10 things on your guilty list
155. When you approach black terrain, you attempt to "shift".
156. when your talking you think your typing and you randomly start moving your fingers as if they were on a keyboard
157. You say "Grrr! I hope you lose some AP, (Insert name) if you get angry at someone.
158.If you ignore your real life and start to live in this one
(This isn`t for laughing,this is for crying...)
159. If you have played every game on the site.
160. If you going insane and thinking you ARE the internet site AG and people playing games on you.
161. When you have fancy pants bumper stickers, ALL OVER YOUR CAR.
162.You keep having nightmares about zombies
163. you pick up a pipe and start beatting someone up
164. You played every game.
165. You try to beat the High Score on every game.
166. "It's too bright outsiiiiiddddeeeeeeeeeeeee."
167. When AG pops up in your dreams.
168. When AG is the subject of your dreams.
169. When you can't tell whether you are browsing AG in reality, or dreaming about browsing AG.
170. you cant eat, drink or breath without AG.
171. you have nightmares that armorgames was deleted and make then a suicid after you woke up.
172. your heart has the form, colour and look from AG-logo.
173. You have posted in every thread of this site.
174. When you were the last the to post in every thread of the front page of the Forum Games section (like me).
175. When you look up 125 pages of the Forum Games section looking for threads to revive.
176. When you start believing that you will destroy someone who breaks your nerves with Sonny's powers.
177. When you make your own blog which is named AG and you steal all the topics from AG (the real one).
178. When you call the president "baron".
179. When you return to your home at night and you are in AG with your cell phone, you get from the computer to AG when you arrive and enter from the laptop when it is bed time.
180. When you are able and will always be able to remember all of the things that exist in the thread and the new ones that will exist.
181. when you wear only clothes with AG banners on it.
182. you forget to eat and/or drink, die, arrive at hell/sky and the first thing you do is trying to play AG in hell/sky.
183. you sleep only six hours, you eat and drink by your pc and life on the toilett so you must never leave AG.
184. you even THINK about trying to beat firetail madness in AP
185. you even THINK about trying to beat firetail madness in post count.
186. your last words before you die are: 'I-I... I have... have a... have a... R...PG...to maintain... on... *hack* *cough* A-AG... ugh....<dies>

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1. You have spent over 24 hours trying to get all the achievements on Sonny 2.
2. You would like to go outside, but you just want to read ooonnneee mmooorreeee page on that thread.
3. You can't recall what the sun looks like
4. The "clink clash clink" noises from the armor logo are stuck in your head. Permanently.
5. You start to dream about different ways to get that last achievement in Sonny 2.
6. You think hedgehogs look like the one in Hedgehog Launch.
7. You start to dream of having more Armor Points than firetail-madness.
8. You have nightmares about a mod swinging his/her Banhammer at you furiously
9. You have a phobia of ninja horses dressed in skimpy nurse outfits giving you your shots.
10. When you wake up to see what's new , and then go back to sleep again.
11. When you have ArmorGames as your homepage.
12. When you start taking time out of your day to set up a scenario where you defend yourself from zombies and get to safe land.
13. When you forget you have friends in different states you were just in, other than on AG.
14. When you think each day lived equals one AP.
15. When every time someone insults you, you take a flag and start poking it with your finger.
16. When you carry a tape recorder with you, just in case you wake up on a boat with nothing but a pipe...
17. Your one goal in life is to 1-hit the Baron
18. When you have the AG logo in your desktop
19. When you get ninja'd by other users in a thread.
20. You can't stand people who have NG accounts
21. You wear a shirt that says "Armor pwns NG and Kong"
22. You bought something from the shop.
23. You dream that you are Sonny
24. You worry if what you say next will get you banned or not... In real life
25. You no longer are a flash "gamer" you are a flash "master"
26. When You call your dad "Mcneely" and your mom "Carlie."
27. When you start building your life around the time you spend on Armor
28. When you finally realize why your ex dumped you... and the reason is being here too much.
29. When someone bullies you, you start shouting:"Mods, ban this freaking noob!"
30. When you have had your account banned to keep you away... But you make a new account because you just can't stay gone.
31. When you start seeing elephants instead of people
32. When you start posting about Sonny too much on this topic.
33. When your on AG 24/7.
34. When you move your fridge next to the computer to avoid moving away from the screen.
35. When you brag about your AP
36. You start seeing pink elephants even though your not drunk.
37. You get seizures from simple flashes of light.
38. You hide your laptop under your bed so when your parents leave you can get back on AG.
39. You ask Greg why don't points on Kong have any use, like on Armor Games.
40. You can't tell the difference between a Computer Game and a Normal Game
41. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend on AG but you don't really know him/her
42. When you look at your browsing history and see nothing that isn't AG for the past month
43. When you try to work around the censor in real life
44. When you can recite your and 10 other peoples abouts, but not the pledge of allegiance.
45. Wean you earn 500 AP a day.
46. Your best friend is the game account "ArmorGames"
47. You always carry a laptop with you everywhere you go so you don't have to leave AG
48. You wear an adult diaper so you don't need to go to the toilet.
49. You have killed 2,000,000 zombies on the Last Stand 2.
50. You dress up as Sonny for halloween.
51. YOu have over 4,000 posts and 3,000 comments. Oh shi-
52. You wear a hat matching your rank around in real life.
53. You keep dreaming about the Civil war in 2-D animation.
54. Even your imaginary friends left you because you played ArmorGames too much.
55. Okay, #54 was only because you were too busy playing Armor to make an imaginary friend.
56. When you call a police officer a mod.
57. When you throw a rage every time you talk because you didn't get AP for it...in real life
58. When you know the real names of half the mods and admins
59. You know what all the admins look like
60. You can recite the address of the Armor Office off the top of your head
61. You create a toolbar for the site...oh wait
62. You know all youtube channels made for Armor Games
63. You know more about the switchfoot incident then of Rick Rolling
64. You know all of the top 100 personally
65. You have never gone on 4chan, youtube, Newgrounds, Kongregate, Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, Google, or Yahoo because you have no time for any site except Armor Games
66. You create gingerbread cookies at Christmas that look like the mods
67. You stalk Dan McNeely(You know who you are)
68. You have built a barricade in the front of your house because you think your the guy from the Last Stand
69. You name all your children and pets after popular flash games(I SAID NO COOKIES SONNY!!!!)
70. When you have the map of Armor Games as your desktop background.
71. When your only friends are on AG
72. When you make a thread called, You know you've spent too much time on armor...
73 When you visit AG at school..all the time.
74. When uyou read all the pages in the WoM thread.
75. When your name is The_AG_King
76. You make a huge party when you rank up.
77. If your banned, then its like you have no reason to exist
78. You name your first daughter "Carlie"
79. You name your first son "John"
80. You name your second daughter/son "AG"
81. You legally change your name to your username on AG
82. You hired a maid to do your shopping and cooking so you never have to leave your computer
83. You believe that your job is AG, and you should be rich
84. You think that there is a Bunny Conspiracy Theory to take over the world because you've played Bunny Invasion one too many times.
85. you try to read up on your history but all you think of is Warfare.
86. You color all your elephants blue.
87. You imagine you live in the medieval ages.
88. You think your life is based off of a forum.
89. You spend two weeks defeating all 228 waves of the last level in GC0.
90. YOu buy a pet that looks exactly like your armatar.
91. You check your ranking every 3 hours to see if you've gone up.
92. You skip breakfast so you can spam and rate to get 4 more AP faster.
93. When you've posted more than 5+ Sentences of your own to this thread.
94. When you call your RL friends by there screen name.
95. You say something, then wonder how much AP your getting.
96. You click on every game and rate it without playing it
97. When you change your name in order to have the initials AG.
98. when you start mashing buttons on yor keyboard every 4 seconds
99. When your name is Green12324, and your initials actually are AG.
100. when your the one who made number 100
101. You have AG tattooed on your forehead
102. You have the clish clank clink of the games as your ringtone
103 When you order things(usually the official AG t shirt of the year) you put your home address as "ArmorGames"
104. You kiss your computer every time you go to sleep
105. You always have your computer running and AG on it because you can't bear to press the red X on ArmorGames because you feel like that's killing AG if you leave for one second
106. You have been reading this list nodding your head going 2Yeah so I do that all the time".
107. You read books by the light of AG when it's on your monitor.
108. When your playing a board game you think of it as Colony.
109. You play Sonny 2 24/7
110. You stick a bottle to your balls so you can pee in it whenever you want.
111. When your going on vacation and force your laptop to fit in your small suitcase.
112. When you have not eaten for 20 hours.
113. When you've peed in your pants 15 times for the past 5 days.
114. Your stomach is so thin from hunger but you don't care otherwise.
115. You do not go to sleep even if your parents are telling you to, because you are too addicted to AG.
116. When you are out of AG, you cry and feel upset.
117. When you are on 24/7 on AG, when you are a mod, and keep on resetting people on the count to 100 game.
118. When you don't do more important things than AG.
119. You donate all your money to AG, so it will be on forever.
120. Your wish list for special occasions (Christmas, birthday etc) is something to do with AG and nothing else.
121. When you haven't made eye contact with even the slightest living thing.
122. You haven't left the computer seat for a long long time.
123. When you go to sleep and have nightmares because you didn't have enough time to be on AG
124. Your computer rights got taken away by your parents and now you sneak out everyday to play at the internet cafe and come home before 5:00 AM
125. You keep on refreshing the threads to see if it has replies on it.
126. You tell someone to go on another site other than AG to see stuff or do stuff on their of your choice
127. You would get married in AG, and not real life
128. You would get a job regarding AG
129. You accidentally write something about AG for exams and homework.
130. You check on AG every two minutes to see anything new.
131. You can memorise the AG Rules of Conduct. And read it. And read it backwards.
132. You're starting to piss everybody off
133. You rated 1000 games
134. your reading this thread
135. When you go around saying that the thread has already been done
136. When you reached rank 9 on 9/9/09. Oh wait...
137. When you can come up with more then 100 reasons about it.
138. When your mom tells you it's time to go to bed, you go, Shut Up Carlie!
139. When The doctor Observes Inside Your Ear And Sees The Words "HEDGEHOGLAUNCH3FTW" flying in a crcular motion on your brain
140. When you nod your head to atleast a 3rd of this list
141. When you forget your password because you have been logged in 24/7 so now you're scared of logging off for you might not be able to get back in to AG
142.when you buy something from the armor games store
143.when you post 20 different answers in this thread
144. When you have over 50,000 AP.
145. When you have more posts than hot meals
146. when you believe that you should get money for having more then 100,0000 AP
147. When you think you give a rat's behind about your opinions on the forums
148.When you wake up in the morning and still groggy see a zombie in the mirror.
149. When this list reaches 150...
150. when your email is @armorgames.com
151. when you ask AG about something before your best friend
152.if you manage to read this entire thread
153.when you have a list of the things you are guilty of
154. when you have more then 10 things on your guilty list
155. When you approach black terrain, you attempt to "shift".
156. when your talking you think your typing and you randomly start moving your fingers as if they were on a keyboard
157. You say "Grrr! I hope you lose some AP, (Insert name) if you get angry at someone.
158.If you ignore your real life and start to live in this one
(This isn`t for laughing,this is for crying...)
159. If you have played every game on the site.
160. If you going insane and thinking you ARE the internet site AG and people playing games on you.
161. When you have fancy pants bumper stickers, ALL OVER YOUR CAR.
162.You keep having nightmares about zombies
163. you pick up a pipe and start beatting someone up
164. You played every game.
165. You try to beat the High Score on every game.
166. "It's too bright outsiiiiiddddeeeeeeeeeeeee."
167. When AG pops up in your dreams.
168. When AG is the subject of your dreams.
169. When you can't tell whether you are browsing AG in reality, or dreaming about browsing AG.
170. you cant eat, drink or breath without AG.
171. you have nightmares that armorgames was deleted and make then a suicid after you woke up.
172. your heart has the form, colour and look from AG-logo.
173. You have posted in every thread of this site.
174. When you were the last the to post in every thread of the front page of the Forum Games section (like me).
175. When you look up 125 pages of the Forum Games section looking for threads to revive.
176. When you start believing that you will destroy someone who breaks your nerves with Sonny's powers.
177. When you make your own blog which is named AG and you steal all the topics from AG (the real one).
178. When you call the president "baron".
179. When you return to your home at night and you are in AG with your cell phone, you get from the computer to AG when you arrive and enter from the laptop when it is bed time.
180. When you are able and will always be able to remember all of the things that exist in the thread and the new ones that will exist.
181. when you wear only clothes with AG banners on it.
182. you forget to eat and/or drink, die, arrive at hell/sky and the first thing you do is trying to play AG in hell/sky.
183. you sleep only six hours, you eat and drink by your pc and life on the toilett so you must never leave AG.
184. you even THINK about trying to beat firetail madness in AP
185. you even THINK about trying to beat firetail madness in post count.
186. your last words before you die are: 'I-I... I have... have a... have a... R...PG...to maintain... on... *hack* *cough* A-AG... ugh....<dies>
187. when you have rated all the games.

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11. When you have ArmorGames as your homepage.


Thats only cos its the best website ever...
Doombreed
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6,100 posts
9,775

1. You have spent over 24 hours trying to get all the achievements on Sonny 2.
2. You would like to go outside, but you just want to read ooonnneee mmooorreeee page on that thread.
3. You can't recall what the sun looks like
4. The "clink clash clink" noises from the armor logo are stuck in your head. Permanently.
5. You start to dream about different ways to get that last achievement in Sonny 2.
6. You think hedgehogs look like the one in Hedgehog Launch.
7. You start to dream of having more Armor Points than firetail-madness.
8. You have nightmares about a mod swinging his/her Banhammer at you furiously
9. You have a phobia of ninja horses dressed in skimpy nurse outfits giving you your shots.
10. When you wake up to see what's new , and then go back to sleep again.
11. When you have ArmorGames as your homepage.
12. When you start taking time out of your day to set up a scenario where you defend yourself from zombies and get to safe land.
13. When you forget you have friends in different states you were just in, other than on AG.
14. When you think each day lived equals one AP.
15. When every time someone insults you, you take a flag and start poking it with your finger.
16. When you carry a tape recorder with you, just in case you wake up on a boat with nothing but a pipe...
17. Your one goal in life is to 1-hit the Baron
18. When you have the AG logo in your desktop
19. When you get ninja'd by other users in a thread.
20. You can't stand people who have NG accounts
21. You wear a shirt that says "Armor pwns NG and Kong"
22. You bought something from the shop.
23. You dream that you are Sonny
24. You worry if what you say next will get you banned or not... In real life
25. You no longer are a flash "gamer" you are a flash "master"
26. When You call your dad "Mcneely" and your mom "Carlie."
27. When you start building your life around the time you spend on Armor
28. When you finally realize why your ex dumped you... and the reason is being here too much.
29. When someone bullies you, you start shouting:"Mods, ban this freaking noob!"
30. When you have had your account banned to keep you away... But you make a new account because you just can't stay gone.
31. When you start seeing elephants instead of people
32. When you start posting about Sonny too much on this topic.
33. When your on AG 24/7.
34. When you move your fridge next to the computer to avoid moving away from the screen.
35. When you brag about your AP
36. You start seeing pink elephants even though your not drunk.
37. You get seizures from simple flashes of light.
38. You hide your laptop under your bed so when your parents leave you can get back on AG.
39. You ask Greg why don't points on Kong have any use, like on Armor Games.
40. You can't tell the difference between a Computer Game and a Normal Game
41. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend on AG but you don't really know him/her
42. When you look at your browsing history and see nothing that isn't AG for the past month
43. When you try to work around the censor in real life
44. When you can recite your and 10 other peoples abouts, but not the pledge of allegiance.
45. Wean you earn 500 AP a day.
46. Your best friend is the game account "ArmorGames"
47. You always carry a laptop with you everywhere you go so you don't have to leave AG
48. You wear an adult diaper so you don't need to go to the toilet.
49. You have killed 2,000,000 zombies on the Last Stand 2.
50. You dress up as Sonny for halloween.
51. YOu have over 4,000 posts and 3,000 comments. Oh shi-
52. You wear a hat matching your rank around in real life.
53. You keep dreaming about the Civil war in 2-D animation.
54. Even your imaginary friends left you because you played ArmorGames too much.
55. Okay, #54 was only because you were too busy playing Armor to make an imaginary friend.
56. When you call a police officer a mod.
57. When you throw a rage every time you talk because you didn't get AP for it...in real life
58. When you know the real names of half the mods and admins
59. You know what all the admins look like
60. You can recite the address of the Armor Office off the top of your head
61. You create a toolbar for the site...oh wait
62. You know all youtube channels made for Armor Games
63. You know more about the switchfoot incident then of Rick Rolling
64. You know all of the top 100 personally
65. You have never gone on 4chan, youtube, Newgrounds, Kongregate, Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, Google, or Yahoo because you have no time for any site except Armor Games
66. You create gingerbread cookies at Christmas that look like the mods
67. You stalk Dan McNeely(You know who you are)
68. You have built a barricade in the front of your house because you think your the guy from the Last Stand
69. You name all your children and pets after popular flash games(I SAID NO COOKIES SONNY!!!!)
70. When you have the map of Armor Games as your desktop background.
71. When your only friends are on AG
72. When you make a thread called, You know you've spent too much time on armor...
73 When you visit AG at school..all the time.
74. When uyou read all the pages in the WoM thread.
75. When your name is The_AG_King
76. You make a huge party when you rank up.
77. If your banned, then its like you have no reason to exist
78. You name your first daughter "Carlie"
79. You name your first son "John"
80. You name your second daughter/son "AG"
81. You legally change your name to your username on AG
82. You hired a maid to do your shopping and cooking so you never have to leave your computer
83. You believe that your job is AG, and you should be rich
84. You think that there is a Bunny Conspiracy Theory to take over the world because you've played Bunny Invasion one too many times.
85. you try to read up on your history but all you think of is Warfare.
86. You color all your elephants blue.
87. You imagine you live in the medieval ages.
88. You think your life is based off of a forum.
89. You spend two weeks defeating all 228 waves of the last level in GC0.
90. YOu buy a pet that looks exactly like your armatar.
91. You check your ranking every 3 hours to see if you've gone up.
92. You skip breakfast so you can spam and rate to get 4 more AP faster.
93. When you've posted more than 5+ Sentences of your own to this thread.
94. When you call your RL friends by there screen name.
95. You say something, then wonder how much AP your getting.
96. You click on every game and rate it without playing it
97. When you change your name in order to have the initials AG.
98. when you start mashing buttons on yor keyboard every 4 seconds
99. When your name is Green12324, and your initials actually are AG.
100. when your the one who made number 100
101. You have AG tattooed on your forehead
102. You have the clish clank clink of the games as your ringtone
103 When you order things(usually the official AG t shirt of the year) you put your home address as "ArmorGames"
104. You kiss your computer every time you go to sleep
105. You always have your computer running and AG on it because you can't bear to press the red X on ArmorGames because you feel like that's killing AG if you leave for one second
106. You have been reading this list nodding your head going 2Yeah so I do that all the time".
107. You read books by the light of AG when it's on your monitor.
108. When your playing a board game you think of it as Colony.
109. You play Sonny 2 24/7
110. You stick a bottle to your balls so you can pee in it whenever you want.
111. When your going on vacation and force your laptop to fit in your small suitcase.
112. When you have not eaten for 20 hours.
113. When you've peed in your pants 15 times for the past 5 days.
114. Your stomach is so thin from hunger but you don't care otherwise.
115. You do not go to sleep even if your parents are telling you to, because you are too addicted to AG.
116. When you are out of AG, you cry and feel upset.
117. When you are on 24/7 on AG, when you are a mod, and keep on resetting people on the count to 100 game.
118. When you don't do more important things than AG.
119. You donate all your money to AG, so it will be on forever.
120. Your wish list for special occasions (Christmas, birthday etc) is something to do with AG and nothing else.
121. When you haven't made eye contact with even the slightest living thing.
122. You haven't left the computer seat for a long long time.
123. When you go to sleep and have nightmares because you didn't have enough time to be on AG
124. Your computer rights got taken away by your parents and now you sneak out everyday to play at the internet cafe and come home before 5:00 AM
125. You keep on refreshing the threads to see if it has replies on it.
126. You tell someone to go on another site other than AG to see stuff or do stuff on their of your choice
127. You would get married in AG, and not real life
128. You would get a job regarding AG
129. You accidentally write something about AG for exams and homework.
130. You check on AG every two minutes to see anything new.
131. You can memorise the AG Rules of Conduct. And read it. And read it backwards.
132. You're starting to piss everybody off
133. You rated 1000 games
134. your reading this thread
135. When you go around saying that the thread has already been done
136. When you reached rank 9 on 9/9/09. Oh wait...
137. When you can come up with more then 100 reasons about it.
138. When your mom tells you it's time to go to bed, you go, Shut Up Carlie!
139. When The doctor Observes Inside Your Ear And Sees The Words "HEDGEHOGLAUNCH3FTW" flying in a crcular motion on your brain
140. When you nod your head to atleast a 3rd of this list
141. When you forget your password because you have been logged in 24/7 so now you're scared of logging off for you might not be able to get back in to AG
142.when you buy something from the armor games store
143.when you post 20 different answers in this thread
144. When you have over 50,000 AP.
145. When you have more posts than hot meals
146. when you believe that you should get money for having more then 100,0000 AP
147. When you think you give a rat's behind about your opinions on the forums
148.When you wake up in the morning and still groggy see a zombie in the mirror.
149. When this list reaches 150...
150. when your email is @armorgames.com
151. when you ask AG about something before your best friend
152.if you manage to read this entire thread
153.when you have a list of the things you are guilty of
154. when you have more then 10 things on your guilty list
155. When you approach black terrain, you attempt to "shift".
156. when your talking you think your typing and you randomly start moving your fingers as if they were on a keyboard
157. You say "Grrr! I hope you lose some AP, (Insert name) if you get angry at someone.
158.If you ignore your real life and start to live in this one
(This isn`t for laughing,this is for crying...)
159. If you have played every game on the site.
160. If you going insane and thinking you ARE the internet site AG and people playing games on you.
161. When you have fancy pants bumper stickers, ALL OVER YOUR CAR.
162.You keep having nightmares about zombies
163. you pick up a pipe and start beatting someone up
164. You played every game.
165. You try to beat the High Score on every game.
166. "It's too bright outsiiiiiddddeeeeeeeeeeeee."
167. When AG pops up in your dreams.
168. When AG is the subject of your dreams.
169. When you can't tell whether you are browsing AG in reality, or dreaming about browsing AG.
170. you cant eat, drink or breath without AG.
171. you have nightmares that armorgames was deleted and make then a suicid after you woke up.
172. your heart has the form, colour and look from AG-logo.
173. You have posted in every thread of this site.
174. When you were the last the to post in every thread of the front page of the Forum Games section (like me).
175. When you look up 125 pages of the Forum Games section looking for threads to revive.
176. When you start believing that you will destroy someone who breaks your nerves with Sonny's powers.
177. When you make your own blog which is named AG and you steal all the topics from AG (the real one).
178. When you call the president "baron".
179. When you return to your home at night and you are in AG with your cell phone, you get from the computer to AG when you arrive and enter from the laptop when it is bed time.
180. When you are able and will always be able to remember all of the things that exist in the thread and the new ones that will exist.
181. when you wear only clothes with AG banners on it.
182. you forget to eat and/or drink, die, arrive at hell/sky and the first thing you do is trying to play AG in hell/sky.
183. you sleep only six hours, you eat and drink by your pc and life on the toilett so you must never leave AG.
184. you even THINK about trying to beat firetail madness in AP
185. you even THINK about trying to beat firetail madness in post count.
186. your last words before you die are: 'I-I... I have... have a... have a... R...PG...to maintain... on... *hack* *cough* A-AG... ugh....<dies>
187. when you have rated all the games.
188. when you are arrested for Vandalism because you drew with spray in the underground maps the Ag badge.
189. when you want to have an office job when you grow up so that you can enter in AG
190. When you answer even for a moment to all the things others say to you: AG (like you don't pay attention to someone and answer "yes" all the time)

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1. You have spent over 24 hours trying to get all the achievements on Sonny 2.
2. You would like to go outside, but you just want to read ooonnneee mmooorreeee page on that thread.
3. You can't recall what the sun looks like
4. The "clink clash clink" noises from the armor logo are stuck in your head. Permanently.
5. You start to dream about different ways to get that last achievement in Sonny 2.
6. You think hedgehogs look like the one in Hedgehog Launch.
7. You start to dream of having more Armor Points than firetail-madness.
8. You have nightmares about a mod swinging his/her Banhammer at you furiously
9. You have a phobia of ninja horses dressed in skimpy nurse outfits giving you your shots.
10. When you wake up to see what's new , and then go back to sleep again.
11. When you have ArmorGames as your homepage.
12. When you start taking time out of your day to set up a scenario where you defend yourself from zombies and get to safe land.
13. When you forget you have friends in different states you were just in, other than on AG.
14. When you think each day lived equals one AP.
15. When every time someone insults you, you take a flag and start poking it with your finger.
16. When you carry a tape recorder with you, just in case you wake up on a boat with nothing but a pipe...
17. Your one goal in life is to 1-hit the Baron
18. When you have the AG logo in your desktop
19. When you get ninja'd by other users in a thread.
20. You can't stand people who have NG accounts
21. You wear a shirt that says "Armor pwns NG and Kong"
22. You bought something from the shop.
23. You dream that you are Sonny
24. You worry if what you say next will get you banned or not... In real life
25. You no longer are a flash "gamer" you are a flash "master"
26. When You call your dad "Mcneely" and your mom "Carlie."
27. When you start building your life around the time you spend on Armor
28. When you finally realize why your ex dumped you... and the reason is being here too much.
29. When someone bullies you, you start shouting:"Mods, ban this freaking noob!"
30. When you have had your account banned to keep you away... But you make a new account because you just can't stay gone.
31. When you start seeing elephants instead of people
32. When you start posting about Sonny too much on this topic.
33. When your on AG 24/7.
34. When you move your fridge next to the computer to avoid moving away from the screen.
35. When you brag about your AP
36. You start seeing pink elephants even though your not drunk.
37. You get seizures from simple flashes of light.
38. You hide your laptop under your bed so when your parents leave you can get back on AG.
39. You ask Greg why don't points on Kong have any use, like on Armor Games.
40. You can't tell the difference between a Computer Game and a Normal Game
41. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend on AG but you don't really know him/her
42. When you look at your browsing history and see nothing that isn't AG for the past month
43. When you try to work around the censor in real life
44. When you can recite your and 10 other peoples abouts, but not the pledge of allegiance.
45. Wean you earn 500 AP a day.
46. Your best friend is the game account "ArmorGames"
47. You always carry a laptop with you everywhere you go so you don't have to leave AG
48. You wear an adult diaper so you don't need to go to the toilet.
49. You have killed 2,000,000 zombies on the Last Stand 2.
50. You dress up as Sonny for halloween.
51. YOu have over 4,000 posts and 3,000 comments. Oh shi-
52. You wear a hat matching your rank around in real life.
53. You keep dreaming about the Civil war in 2-D animation.
54. Even your imaginary friends left you because you played ArmorGames too much.
55. Okay, #54 was only because you were too busy playing Armor to make an imaginary friend.
56. When you call a police officer a mod.
57. When you throw a rage every time you talk because you didn't get AP for it...in real life
58. When you know the real names of half the mods and admins
59. You know what all the admins look like
60. You can recite the address of the Armor Office off the top of your head
61. You create a toolbar for the site...oh wait
62. You know all youtube channels made for Armor Games
63. You know more about the switchfoot incident then of Rick Rolling
64. You know all of the top 100 personally
65. You have never gone on 4chan, youtube, Newgrounds, Kongregate, Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, Google, or Yahoo because you have no time for any site except Armor Games
66. You create gingerbread cookies at Christmas that look like the mods
67. You stalk Dan McNeely(You know who you are)
68. You have built a barricade in the front of your house because you think your the guy from the Last Stand
69. You name all your children and pets after popular flash games(I SAID NO COOKIES SONNY!!!!)
70. When you have the map of Armor Games as your desktop background.
71. When your only friends are on AG
72. When you make a thread called, You know you've spent too much time on armor...
73 When you visit AG at school..all the time.
74. When uyou read all the pages in the WoM thread.
75. When your name is The_AG_King
76. You make a huge party when you rank up.
77. If your banned, then its like you have no reason to exist
78. You name your first daughter "Carlie"
79. You name your first son "John"
80. You name your second daughter/son "AG"
81. You legally change your name to your username on AG
82. You hired a maid to do your shopping and cooking so you never have to leave your computer
83. You believe that your job is AG, and you should be rich
84. You think that there is a Bunny Conspiracy Theory to take over the world because you've played Bunny Invasion one too many times.
85. you try to read up on your history but all you think of is Warfare.
86. You color all your elephants blue.
87. You imagine you live in the medieval ages.
88. You think your life is based off of a forum.
89. You spend two weeks defeating all 228 waves of the last level in GC0.
90. YOu buy a pet that looks exactly like your armatar.
91. You check your ranking every 3 hours to see if you've gone up.
92. You skip breakfast so you can spam and rate to get 4 more AP faster.
93. When you've posted more than 5+ Sentences of your own to this thread.
94. When you call your RL friends by there screen name.
95. You say something, then wonder how much AP your getting.
96. You click on every game and rate it without playing it
97. When you change your name in order to have the initials AG.
98. when you start mashing buttons on yor keyboard every 4 seconds
99. When your name is Green12324, and your initials actually are AG.
100. when your the one who made number 100
101. You have AG tattooed on your forehead
102. You have the clish clank clink of the games as your ringtone
103 When you order things(usually the official AG t shirt of the year) you put your home address as "ArmorGames"
104. You kiss your computer every time you go to sleep
105. You always have your computer running and AG on it because you can't bear to press the red X on ArmorGames because you feel like that's killing AG if you leave for one second
106. You have been reading this list nodding your head going 2Yeah so I do that all the time".
107. You read books by the light of AG when it's on your monitor.
108. When your playing a board game you think of it as Colony.
109. You play Sonny 2 24/7
110. You stick a bottle to your balls so you can pee in it whenever you want.
111. When your going on vacation and force your laptop to fit in your small suitcase.
112. When you have not eaten for 20 hours.
113. When you've peed in your pants 15 times for the past 5 days.
114. Your stomach is so thin from hunger but you don't care otherwise.
115. You do not go to sleep even if your parents are telling you to, because you are too addicted to AG.
116. When you are out of AG, you cry and feel upset.
117. When you are on 24/7 on AG, when you are a mod, and keep on resetting people on the count to 100 game.
118. When you don't do more important things than AG.
119. You donate all your money to AG, so it will be on forever.
120. Your wish list for special occasions (Christmas, birthday etc) is something to do with AG and nothing else.
121. When you haven't made eye contact with even the slightest living thing.
122. You haven't left the computer seat for a long long time.
123. When you go to sleep and have nightmares because you didn't have enough time to be on AG
124. Your computer rights got taken away by your parents and now you sneak out everyday to play at the internet cafe and come home before 5:00 AM
125. You keep on refreshing the threads to see if it has replies on it.
126. You tell someone to go on another site other than AG to see stuff or do stuff on their of your choice
127. You would get married in AG, and not real life
128. You would get a job regarding AG
129. You accidentally write something about AG for exams and homework.
130. You check on AG every two minutes to see anything new.
131. You can memorise the AG Rules of Conduct. And read it. And read it backwards.
132. You're starting to piss everybody off
133. You rated 1000 games
134. your reading this thread
135. When you go around saying that the thread has already been done
136. When you reached rank 9 on 9/9/09. Oh wait...
137. When you can come up with more then 100 reasons about it.
138. When your mom tells you it's time to go to bed, you go, Shut Up Carlie!
139. When The doctor Observes Inside Your Ear And Sees The Words "HEDGEHOGLAUNCH3FTW" flying in a crcular motion on your brain
140. When you nod your head to atleast a 3rd of this list
141. When you forget your password because you have been logged in 24/7 so now you're scared of logging off for you might not be able to get back in to AG
142.when you buy something from the armor games store
143.when you post 20 different answers in this thread
144. When you have over 50,000 AP.
145. When you have more posts than hot meals
146. when you believe that you should get money for having more then 100,0000 AP
147. When you think you give a rat's behind about your opinions on the forums
148.When you wake up in the morning and still groggy see a zombie in the mirror.
149. When this list reaches 150...
150. when your email is @armorgames.com
151. when you ask AG about something before your best friend
152.if you manage to read this entire thread
153.when you have a list of the things you are guilty of
154. when you have more then 10 things on your guilty list
155. When you approach black terrain, you attempt to "shift".
156. when your talking you think your typing and you randomly start moving your fingers as if they were on a keyboard
157. You say "Grrr! I hope you lose some AP, (Insert name) if you get angry at someone.
158.If you ignore your real life and start to live in this one
(This isn`t for laughing,this is for crying...)
159. If you have played every game on the site.
160. If you going insane and thinking you ARE the internet site AG and people playing games on you.
161. When you have fancy pants bumper stickers, ALL OVER YOUR CAR.
162.You keep having nightmares about zombies
163. you pick up a pipe and start beatting someone up
164. You played every game.
165. You try to beat the High Score on every game.
166. "It's too bright outsiiiiiddddeeeeeeeeeeeee."
167. When AG pops up in your dreams.
168. When AG is the subject of your dreams.
169. When you can't tell whether you are browsing AG in reality, or dreaming about browsing AG.
170. you cant eat, drink or breath without AG.
171. you have nightmares that armorgames was deleted and make then a suicid after you woke up.
172. your heart has the form, colour and look from AG-logo.
173. You have posted in every thread of this site.
174. When you were the last the to post in every thread of the front page of the Forum Games section (like me).
175. When you look up 125 pages of the Forum Games section looking for threads to revive.
176. When you start believing that you will destroy someone who breaks your nerves with Sonny's powers.
177. When you make your own blog which is named AG and you steal all the topics from AG (the real one).
178. When you call the president "baron".
179. When you return to your home at night and you are in AG with your cell phone, you get from the computer to AG when you arrive and enter from the laptop when it is bed time.
180. When you are able and will always be able to remember all of the things that exist in the thread and the new ones that will exist.
181. when you wear only clothes with AG banners on it.
182. you forget to eat and/or drink, die, arrive at hell/sky and the first thing you do is trying to play AG in hell/sky.
183. you sleep only six hours, you eat and drink by your pc and life on the toilett so you must never leave AG.
184. you even THINK about trying to beat firetail madness in AP
185. you even THINK about trying to beat firetail madness in post count.
186. your last words before you die are: 'I-I... I have... have a... have a... R...PG...to maintain... on... *hack* *cough* A-AG... ugh....<dies>
187. when you have rated all the games.
188. when you are arrested for Vandalism because you drew with spray in the underground maps the Ag badge.
189. when you want to have an office job when you grow up so that you can enter in AG
190. When you answer even for a moment to all the things others say to you: AG (like you don't pay attention to someone and answer "yes" all the time)
191. When your Nationstates account name is Armorgames and the curency is the AP. (Oh wait, thats me)

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1. You have spent over 24 hours trying to get all the achievements on Sonny 2.
2. You would like to go outside, but you just want to read ooonnneee mmooorreeee page on that thread.
3. You can't recall what the sun looks like
4. The "clink clash clink" noises from the armor logo are stuck in your head. Permanently.
5. You start to dream about different ways to get that last achievement in Sonny 2.
6. You think hedgehogs look like the one in Hedgehog Launch.
7. You start to dream of having more Armor Points than firetail-madness.
8. You have nightmares about a mod swinging his/her Banhammer at you furiously
9. You have a phobia of ninja horses dressed in skimpy nurse outfits giving you your shots.
10. When you wake up to see what's new , and then go back to sleep again.
11. When you have ArmorGames as your homepage.
12. When you start taking time out of your day to set up a scenario where you defend yourself from zombies and get to safe land.
13. When you forget you have friends in different states you were just in, other than on AG.
14. When you think each day lived equals one AP.
15. When every time someone insults you, you take a flag and start poking it with your finger.
16. When you carry a tape recorder with you, just in case you wake up on a boat with nothing but a pipe...
17. Your one goal in life is to 1-hit the Baron
18. When you have the AG logo in your desktop
19. When you get ninja'd by other users in a thread.
20. You can't stand people who have NG accounts
21. You wear a shirt that says "Armor pwns NG and Kong"
22. You bought something from the shop.
23. You dream that you are Sonny
24. You worry if what you say next will get you banned or not... In real life
25. You no longer are a flash "gamer" you are a flash "master"
26. When You call your dad "Mcneely" and your mom "Carlie."
27. When you start building your life around the time you spend on Armor
28. When you finally realize why your ex dumped you... and the reason is being here too much.
29. When someone bullies you, you start shouting:"Mods, ban this freaking noob!"
30. When you have had your account banned to keep you away... But you make a new account because you just can't stay gone.
31. When you start seeing elephants instead of people
32. When you start posting about Sonny too much on this topic.
33. When your on AG 24/7.
34. When you move your fridge next to the computer to avoid moving away from the screen.
35. When you brag about your AP
36. You start seeing pink elephants even though your not drunk.
37. You get seizures from simple flashes of light.
38. You hide your laptop under your bed so when your parents leave you can get back on AG.
39. You ask Greg why don't points on Kong have any use, like on Armor Games.
40. You can't tell the difference between a Computer Game and a Normal Game
41. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend on AG but you don't really know him/her
42. When you look at your browsing history and see nothing that isn't AG for the past month
43. When you try to work around the censor in real life
44. When you can recite your and 10 other peoples abouts, but not the pledge of allegiance.
45. Wean you earn 500 AP a day.
46. Your best friend is the game account "ArmorGames"
47. You always carry a laptop with you everywhere you go so you don't have to leave AG
48. You wear an adult diaper so you don't need to go to the toilet.
49. You have killed 2,000,000 zombies on the Last Stand 2.
50. You dress up as Sonny for halloween.
51. YOu have over 4,000 posts and 3,000 comments. Oh shi-
52. You wear a hat matching your rank around in real life.
53. You keep dreaming about the Civil war in 2-D animation.
54. Even your imaginary friends left you because you played ArmorGames too much.
55. Okay, #54 was only because you were too busy playing Armor to make an imaginary friend.
56. When you call a police officer a mod.
57. When you throw a rage every time you talk because you didn't get AP for it...in real life
58. When you know the real names of half the mods and admins
59. You know what all the admins look like
60. You can recite the address of the Armor Office off the top of your head
61. You create a toolbar for the site...oh wait
62. You know all youtube channels made for Armor Games
63. You know more about the switchfoot incident then of Rick Rolling
64. You know all of the top 100 personally
65. You have never gone on 4chan, youtube, Newgrounds, Kongregate, Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, Google, or Yahoo because you have no time for any site except Armor Games
66. You create gingerbread cookies at Christmas that look like the mods
67. You stalk Dan McNeely(You know who you are)
68. You have built a barricade in the front of your house because you think your the guy from the Last Stand
69. You name all your children and pets after popular flash games(I SAID NO COOKIES SONNY!!!!)
70. When you have the map of Armor Games as your desktop background.
71. When your only friends are on AG
72. When you make a thread called, You know you've spent too much time on armor...
73 When you visit AG at school..all the time.
74. When uyou read all the pages in the WoM thread.
75. When your name is The_AG_King
76. You make a huge party when you rank up.
77. If your banned, then its like you have no reason to exist
78. You name your first daughter "Carlie"
79. You name your first son "John"
80. You name your second daughter/son "AG"
81. You legally change your name to your username on AG
82. You hired a maid to do your shopping and cooking so you never have to leave your computer
83. You believe that your job is AG, and you should be rich
84. You think that there is a Bunny Conspiracy Theory to take over the world because you've played Bunny Invasion one too many times.
85. you try to read up on your history but all you think of is Warfare.
86. You color all your elephants blue.
87. You imagine you live in the medieval ages.
88. You think your life is based off of a forum.
89. You spend two weeks defeating all 228 waves of the last level in GC0.
90. YOu buy a pet that looks exactly like your armatar.
91. You check your ranking every 3 hours to see if you've gone up.
92. You skip breakfast so you can spam and rate to get 4 more AP faster.
93. When you've posted more than 5+ Sentences of your own to this thread.
94. When you call your RL friends by there screen name.
95. You say something, then wonder how much AP your getting.
96. You click on every game and rate it without playing it
97. When you change your name in order to have the initials AG.
98. when you start mashing buttons on yor keyboard every 4 seconds
99. When your name is Green12324, and your initials actually are AG.
100. when your the one who made number 100
101. You have AG tattooed on your forehead
102. You have the clish clank clink of the games as your ringtone
103 When you order things(usually the official AG t shirt of the year) you put your home address as "ArmorGames"
104. You kiss your computer every time you go to sleep
105. You always have your computer running and AG on it because you can't bear to press the red X on ArmorGames because you feel like that's killing AG if you leave for one second
106. You have been reading this list nodding your head going 2Yeah so I do that all the time".
107. You read books by the light of AG when it's on your monitor.
108. When your playing a board game you think of it as Colony.
109. You play Sonny 2 24/7
110. You stick a bottle to your balls so you can pee in it whenever you want.
111. When your going on vacation and force your laptop to fit in your small suitcase.
112. When you have not eaten for 20 hours.
113. When you've peed in your pants 15 times for the past 5 days.
114. Your stomach is so thin from hunger but you don't care otherwise.
115. You do not go to sleep even if your parents are telling you to, because you are too addicted to AG.
116. When you are out of AG, you cry and feel upset.
117. When you are on 24/7 on AG, when you are a mod, and keep on resetting people on the count to 100 game.
118. When you don't do more important things than AG.
119. You donate all your money to AG, so it will be on forever.
120. Your wish list for special occasions (Christmas, birthday etc) is something to do with AG and nothing else.
121. When you haven't made eye contact with even the slightest living thing.
122. You haven't left the computer seat for a long long time.
123. When you go to sleep and have nightmares because you didn't have enough time to be on AG
124. Your computer rights got taken away by your parents and now you sneak out everyday to play at the internet cafe and come home before 5:00 AM
125. You keep on refreshing the threads to see if it has replies on it.
126. You tell someone to go on another site other than AG to see stuff or do stuff on their of your choice
127. You would get married in AG, and not real life
128. You would get a job regarding AG
129. You accidentally write something about AG for exams and homework.
130. You check on AG every two minutes to see anything new.
131. You can memorise the AG Rules of Conduct. And read it. And read it backwards.
132. You're starting to piss everybody off
133. You rated 1000 games
134. your reading this thread
135. When you go around saying that the thread has already been done
136. When you reached rank 9 on 9/9/09. Oh wait...
137. When you can come up with more then 100 reasons about it.
138. When your mom tells you it's time to go to bed, you go, Shut Up Carlie!
139. When The doctor Observes Inside Your Ear And Sees The Words "HEDGEHOGLAUNCH3FTW" flying in a crcular motion on your brain
140. When you nod your head to atleast a 3rd of this list
141. When you forget your password because you have been logged in 24/7 so now you're scared of logging off for you might not be able to get back in to AG
142.when you buy something from the armor games store
143.when you post 20 different answers in this thread
144. When you have over 50,000 AP.
145. When you have more posts than hot meals
146. when you believe that you should get money for having more then 100,0000 AP
147. When you think you give a rat's behind about your opinions on the forums
148.When you wake up in the morning and still groggy see a zombie in the mirror.
149. When this list reaches 150...
150. when your email is @armorgames.com
151. when you ask AG about something before your best friend
152.if you manage to read this entire thread
153.when you have a list of the things you are guilty of
154. when you have more then 10 things on your guilty list
155. When you approach black terrain, you attempt to "shift".
156. when your talking you think your typing and you randomly start moving your fingers as if they were on a keyboard
157. You say "Grrr! I hope you lose some AP, (Insert name) if you get angry at someone.
158.If you ignore your real life and start to live in this one
(This isn`t for laughing,this is for crying...)
159. If you have played every game on the site.
160. If you going insane and thinking you ARE the internet site AG and people playing games on you.
161. When you have fancy pants bumper stickers, ALL OVER YOUR CAR.
162.You keep having nightmares about zombies
163. you pick up a pipe and start beatting someone up
164. You played every game.
165. You try to beat the High Score on every game.
166. "It's too bright outsiiiiiddddeeeeeeeeeeeee."
167. When AG pops up in your dreams.
168. When AG is the subject of your dreams.
169. When you can't tell whether you are browsing AG in reality, or dreaming about browsing AG.
170. you cant eat, drink or breath without AG.
171. you have nightmares that armorgames was deleted and make then a suicid after you woke up.
172. your heart has the form, colour and look from AG-logo.
173. You have posted in every thread of this site.
174. When you were the last the to post in every thread of the front page of the Forum Games section (like me).
175. When you look up 125 pages of the Forum Games section looking for threads to revive.
176. When you start believing that you will destroy someone who breaks your nerves with Sonny's powers.
177. When you make your own blog which is named AG and you steal all the topics from AG (the real one).
178. When you call the president "baron".
179. When you return to your home at night and you are in AG with your cell phone, you get from the computer to AG when you arrive and enter from the laptop when it is bed time.
180. When you are able and will always be able to remember all of the things that exist in the thread and the new ones that will exist.
181. when you wear only clothes with AG banners on it.
182. you forget to eat and/or drink, die, arrive at hell/sky and the first thing you do is trying to play AG in hell/sky.
183. you sleep only six hours, you eat and drink by your pc and life on the toilett so you must never leave AG.
184. you even THINK about trying to beat firetail madness in AP
185. you even THINK about trying to beat firetail madness in post count.
186. your last words before you die are: 'I-I... I have... have a... have a... R...PG...to maintain... on... *hack* *cough* A-AG... ugh....<dies>
187. when you have rated all the games.
188. when you are arrested for Vandalism because you drew with spray in the underground maps the Ag badge.
189. when you want to have an office job when you grow up so that you can enter in AG
190. When you answer even for a moment to all the things others say to you: AG (like you don't pay attention to someone and answer "yes" all the time)
191. When your Nationstates account name is Armorgames and the curency is the AP. (Oh wait, thats me)
192. Whenever you have to clean your room, you say: "I better get AP for this"

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1. You have spent over 24 hours trying to get all the achievements on Sonny 2.
2. You would like to go outside, but you just want to read ooonnneee mmooorreeee page on that thread.
3. You can't recall what the sun looks like
4. The "clink clash clink" noises from the armor logo are stuck in your head. Permanently.
5. You start to dream about different ways to get that last achievement in Sonny 2.
6. You think hedgehogs look like the one in Hedgehog Launch.
7. You start to dream of having more Armor Points than firetail-madness.
8. You have nightmares about a mod swinging his/her Banhammer at you furiously
9. You have a phobia of ninja horses dressed in skimpy nurse outfits giving you your shots.
10. When you wake up to see what's new , and then go back to sleep again.
11. When you have ArmorGames as your homepage.
12. When you start taking time out of your day to set up a scenario where you defend yourself from zombies and get to safe land.
13. When you forget you have friends in different states you were just in, other than on AG.
14. When you think each day lived equals one AP.
15. When every time someone insults you, you take a flag and start poking it with your finger.
16. When you carry a tape recorder with you, just in case you wake up on a boat with nothing but a pipe...
17. Your one goal in life is to 1-hit the Baron
18. When you have the AG logo in your desktop
19. When you get ninja'd by other users in a thread.
20. You can't stand people who have NG accounts
21. You wear a shirt that says "Armor pwns NG and Kong"
22. You bought something from the shop.
23. You dream that you are Sonny
24. You worry if what you say next will get you banned or not... In real life
25. You no longer are a flash "gamer" you are a flash "master"
26. When You call your dad "Mcneely" and your mom "Carlie."
27. When you start building your life around the time you spend on Armor
28. When you finally realize why your ex dumped you... and the reason is being here too much.
29. When someone bullies you, you start shouting:"Mods, ban this freaking noob!"
30. When you have had your account banned to keep you away... But you make a new account because you just can't stay gone.
31. When you start seeing elephants instead of people
32. When you start posting about Sonny too much on this topic.
33. When your on AG 24/7.
34. When you move your fridge next to the computer to avoid moving away from the screen.
35. When you brag about your AP
36. You start seeing pink elephants even though your not drunk.
37. You get seizures from simple flashes of light.
38. You hide your laptop under your bed so when your parents leave you can get back on AG.
39. You ask Greg why don't points on Kong have any use, like on Armor Games.
40. You can't tell the difference between a Computer Game and a Normal Game
41. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend on AG but you don't really know him/her
42. When you look at your browsing history and see nothing that isn't AG for the past month
43. When you try to work around the censor in real life
44. When you can recite your and 10 other peoples abouts, but not the pledge of allegiance.
45. Wean you earn 500 AP a day.
46. Your best friend is the game account "ArmorGames"
47. You always carry a laptop with you everywhere you go so you don't have to leave AG
48. You wear an adult diaper so you don't need to go to the toilet.
49. You have killed 2,000,000 zombies on the Last Stand 2.
50. You dress up as Sonny for halloween.
51. YOu have over 4,000 posts and 3,000 comments. Oh shi-
52. You wear a hat matching your rank around in real life.
53. You keep dreaming about the Civil war in 2-D animation.
54. Even your imaginary friends left you because you played ArmorGames too much.
55. Okay, #54 was only because you were too busy playing Armor to make an imaginary friend.
56. When you call a police officer a mod.
57. When you throw a rage every time you talk because you didn't get AP for it...in real life
58. When you know the real names of half the mods and admins
59. You know what all the admins look like
60. You can recite the address of the Armor Office off the top of your head
61. You create a toolbar for the site...oh wait
62. You know all youtube channels made for Armor Games
63. You know more about the switchfoot incident then of Rick Rolling
64. You know all of the top 100 personally
65. You have never gone on 4chan, youtube, Newgrounds, Kongregate, Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, Google, or Yahoo because you have no time for any site except Armor Games
66. You create gingerbread cookies at Christmas that look like the mods
67. You stalk Dan McNeely(You know who you are)
68. You have built a barricade in the front of your house because you think your the guy from the Last Stand
69. You name all your children and pets after popular flash games(I SAID NO COOKIES SONNY!!!!)
70. When you have the map of Armor Games as your desktop background.
71. When your only friends are on AG
72. When you make a thread called, You know you've spent too much time on armor...
73 When you visit AG at school..all the time.
74. When uyou read all the pages in the WoM thread.
75. When your name is The_AG_King
76. You make a huge party when you rank up.
77. If your banned, then its like you have no reason to exist
78. You name your first daughter "Carlie"
79. You name your first son "John"
80. You name your second daughter/son "AG"
81. You legally change your name to your username on AG
82. You hired a maid to do your shopping and cooking so you never have to leave your computer
83. You believe that your job is AG, and you should be rich
84. You think that there is a Bunny Conspiracy Theory to take over the world because you've played Bunny Invasion one too many times.
85. you try to read up on your history but all you think of is Warfare.
86. You color all your elephants blue.
87. You imagine you live in the medieval ages.
88. You think your life is based off of a forum.
89. You spend two weeks defeating all 228 waves of the last level in GC0.
90. YOu buy a pet that looks exactly like your armatar.
91. You check your ranking every 3 hours to see if you've gone up.
92. You skip breakfast so you can spam and rate to get 4 more AP faster.
93. When you've posted more than 5+ Sentences of your own to this thread.
94. When you call your RL friends by there screen name.
95. You say something, then wonder how much AP your getting.
96. You click on every game and rate it without playing it
97. When you change your name in order to have the initials AG.
98. when you start mashing buttons on yor keyboard every 4 seconds
99. When your name is Green12324, and your initials actually are AG.
100. when your the one who made number 100
101. You have AG tattooed on your forehead
102. You have the clish clank clink of the games as your ringtone
103 When you order things(usually the official AG t shirt of the year) you put your home address as "ArmorGames"
104. You kiss your computer every time you go to sleep
105. You always have your computer running and AG on it because you can't bear to press the red X on ArmorGames because you feel like that's killing AG if you leave for one second
106. You have been reading this list nodding your head going 2Yeah so I do that all the time".
107. You read books by the light of AG when it's on your monitor.
108. When your playing a board game you think of it as Colony.
109. You play Sonny 2 24/7
110. You stick a bottle to your balls so you can pee in it whenever you want.
111. When your going on vacation and force your laptop to fit in your small suitcase.
112. When you have not eaten for 20 hours.
113. When you've peed in your pants 15 times for the past 5 days.
114. Your stomach is so thin from hunger but you don't care otherwise.
115. You do not go to sleep even if your parents are telling you to, because you are too addicted to AG.
116. When you are out of AG, you cry and feel upset.
117. When you are on 24/7 on AG, when you are a mod, and keep on resetting people on the count to 100 game.
118. When you don't do more important things than AG.
119. You donate all your money to AG, so it will be on forever.
120. Your wish list for special occasions (Christmas, birthday etc) is something to do with AG and nothing else.
121. When you haven't made eye contact with even the slightest living thing.
122. You haven't left the computer seat for a long long time.
123. When you go to sleep and have nightmares because you didn't have enough time to be on AG
124. Your computer rights got taken away by your parents and now you sneak out everyday to play at the internet cafe and come home before 5:00 AM
125. You keep on refreshing the threads to see if it has replies on it.
126. You tell someone to go on another site other than AG to see stuff or do stuff on their of your choice
127. You would get married in AG, and not real life
128. You would get a job regarding AG
129. You accidentally write something about AG for exams and homework.
130. You check on AG every two minutes to see anything new.
131. You can memorise the AG Rules of Conduct. And read it. And read it backwards.
132. You're starting to piss everybody off
133. You rated 1000 games
134. your reading this thread
135. When you go around saying that the thread has already been done
136. When you reached rank 9 on 9/9/09. Oh wait...
137. When you can come up with more then 100 reasons about it.
138. When your mom tells you it's time to go to bed, you go, Shut Up Carlie!
139. When The doctor Observes Inside Your Ear And Sees The Words "HEDGEHOGLAUNCH3FTW" flying in a crcular motion on your brain
140. When you nod your head to atleast a 3rd of this list
141. When you forget your password because you have been logged in 24/7 so now you're scared of logging off for you might not be able to get back in to AG
142.when you buy something from the armor games store
143.when you post 20 different answers in this thread
144. When you have over 50,000 AP.
145. When you have more posts than hot meals
146. when you believe that you should get money for having more then 100,0000 AP
147. When you think you give a rat's behind about your opinions on the forums
148.When you wake up in the morning and still groggy see a zombie in the mirror.
149. When this list reaches 150...
150. when your email is @armorgames.com
151. when you ask AG about something before your best friend
152.if you manage to read this entire thread
153.when you have a list of the things you are guilty of
154. when you have more then 10 things on your guilty list
155. When you approach black terrain, you attempt to "shift".
156. when your talking you think your typing and you randomly start moving your fingers as if they were on a keyboard
157. You say "Grrr! I hope you lose some AP, (Insert name) if you get angry at someone.
158.If you ignore your real life and start to live in this one
(This isn`t for laughing,this is for crying...)
159. If you have played every game on the site.
160. If you going insane and thinking you ARE the internet site AG and people playing games on you.
161. When you have fancy pants bumper stickers, ALL OVER YOUR CAR.
162.You keep having nightmares about zombies
163. you pick up a pipe and start beatting someone up
164. You played every game.
165. You try to beat the High Score on every game.
166. "It's too bright outsiiiiiddddeeeeeeeeeeeee."
167. When AG pops up in your dreams.
168. When AG is the subject of your dreams.
169. When you can't tell whether you are browsing AG in reality, or dreaming about browsing AG.
170. you cant eat, drink or breath without AG.
171. you have nightmares that armorgames was deleted and make then a suicid after you woke up.
172. your heart has the form, colour and look from AG-logo.
173. You have posted in every thread of this site.
174. When you were the last the to post in every thread of the front page of the Forum Games section (like me).
175. When you look up 125 pages of the Forum Games section looking for threads to revive.
176. When you start believing that you will destroy someone who breaks your nerves with Sonny's powers.
177. When you make your own blog which is named AG and you steal all the topics from AG (the real one).
178. When you call the president "baron".
179. When you return to your home at night and you are in AG with your cell phone, you get from the computer to AG when you arrive and enter from the laptop when it is bed time.
180. When you are able and will always be able to remember all of the things that exist in the thread and the new ones that will exist.
181. when you wear only clothes with AG banners on it.
182. you forget to eat and/or drink, die, arrive at hell/sky and the first thing you do is trying to play AG in hell/sky.
183. you sleep only six hours, you eat and drink by your pc and life on the toilett so you must never leave AG.
184. you even THINK about trying to beat firetail madness in AP
185. you even THINK about trying to beat firetail madness in post count.
186. your last words before you die are: 'I-I... I have... have a... have a... R...PG...to maintain... on... *hack* *cough* A-AG... ugh....<dies>
187. when you have rated all the games.
188. when you are arrested for Vandalism because you drew with spray in the underground maps the Ag badge.
189. when you want to have an office job when you grow up so that you can enter in AG
190. When you answer even for a moment to all the things others say to you: AG (like you don't pay attention to someone and answer "yes" all the time)
191. When your Nationstates account name is Armorgames and the curency is the AP. (Oh wait, thats me)
192. Whenever you have to clean your room, you say: "I better get AP for this"
193.When you watched the April's Fool Joke 10 times.

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1. You have spent over 24 hours trying to get all the achievements on Sonny 2.
2. You would like to go outside, but you just want to read ooonnneee mmooorreeee page on that thread.
3. You can't recall what the sun looks like
4. The "clink clash clink" noises from the armor logo are stuck in your head. Permanently.
5. You start to dream about different ways to get that last achievement in Sonny 2.
6. You think hedgehogs look like the one in Hedgehog Launch.
7. You start to dream of having more Armor Points than firetail-madness.
8. You have nightmares about a mod swinging his/her Banhammer at you furiously
9. You have a phobia of ninja horses dressed in skimpy nurse outfits giving you your shots.
10. When you wake up to see what's new , and then go back to sleep again.
11. When you have ArmorGames as your homepage.
12. When you start taking time out of your day to set up a scenario where you defend yourself from zombies and get to safe land.
13. When you forget you have friends in different states you were just in, other than on AG.
14. When you think each day lived equals one AP.
15. When every time someone insults you, you take a flag and start poking it with your finger.
16. When you carry a tape recorder with you, just in case you wake up on a boat with nothing but a pipe...
17. Your one goal in life is to 1-hit the Baron
18. When you have the AG logo in your desktop
19. When you get ninja'd by other users in a thread.
20. You can't stand people who have NG accounts
21. You wear a shirt that says "Armor pwns NG and Kong"
22. You bought something from the shop.
23. You dream that you are Sonny
24. You worry if what you say next will get you banned or not... In real life
25. You no longer are a flash "gamer" you are a flash "master"
26. When You call your dad "Mcneely" and your mom "Carlie."
27. When you start building your life around the time you spend on Armor
28. When you finally realize why your ex dumped you... and the reason is being here too much.
29. When someone bullies you, you start shouting:"Mods, ban this freaking noob!"
30. When you have had your account banned to keep you away... But you make a new account because you just can't stay gone.
31. When you start seeing elephants instead of people
32. When you start posting about Sonny too much on this topic.
33. When your on AG 24/7.
34. When you move your fridge next to the computer to avoid moving away from the screen.
35. When you brag about your AP
36. You start seeing pink elephants even though your not drunk.
37. You get seizures from simple flashes of light.
38. You hide your laptop under your bed so when your parents leave you can get back on AG.
39. You ask Greg why don't points on Kong have any use, like on Armor Games.
40. You can't tell the difference between a Computer Game and a Normal Game
41. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend on AG but you don't really know him/her
42. When you look at your browsing history and see nothing that isn't AG for the past month
43. When you try to work around the censor in real life
44. When you can recite your and 10 other peoples abouts, but not the pledge of allegiance.
45. Wean you earn 500 AP a day.
46. Your best friend is the game account "ArmorGames"
47. You always carry a laptop with you everywhere you go so you don't have to leave AG
48. You wear an adult diaper so you don't need to go to the toilet.
49. You have killed 2,000,000 zombies on the Last Stand 2.
50. You dress up as Sonny for halloween.
51. YOu have over 4,000 posts and 3,000 comments. Oh shi-
52. You wear a hat matching your rank around in real life.
53. You keep dreaming about the Civil war in 2-D animation.
54. Even your imaginary friends left you because you played ArmorGames too much.
55. Okay, #54 was only because you were too busy playing Armor to make an imaginary friend.
56. When you call a police officer a mod.
57. When you throw a rage every time you talk because you didn't get AP for it...in real life
58. When you know the real names of half the mods and admins
59. You know what all the admins look like
60. You can recite the address of the Armor Office off the top of your head
61. You create a toolbar for the site...oh wait
62. You know all youtube channels made for Armor Games
63. You know more about the switchfoot incident then of Rick Rolling
64. You know all of the top 100 personally
65. You have never gone on 4chan, youtube, Newgrounds, Kongregate, Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, Google, or Yahoo because you have no time for any site except Armor Games
66. You create gingerbread cookies at Christmas that look like the mods
67. You stalk Dan McNeely(You know who you are)
68. You have built a barricade in the front of your house because you think your the guy from the Last Stand
69. You name all your children and pets after popular flash games(I SAID NO COOKIES SONNY!!!!)
70. When you have the map of Armor Games as your desktop background.
71. When your only friends are on AG
72. When you make a thread called, You know you've spent too much time on armor...
73 When you visit AG at school..all the time.
74. When uyou read all the pages in the WoM thread.
75. When your name is The_AG_King
76. You make a huge party when you rank up.
77. If your banned, then its like you have no reason to exist
78. You name your first daughter "Carlie"
79. You name your first son "John"
80. You name your second daughter/son "AG"
81. You legally change your name to your username on AG
82. You hired a maid to do your shopping and cooking so you never have to leave your computer
83. You believe that your job is AG, and you should be rich
84. You think that there is a Bunny Conspiracy Theory to take over the world because you've played Bunny Invasion one too many times.
85. you try to read up on your history but all you think of is Warfare.
86. You color all your elephants blue.
87. You imagine you live in the medieval ages.
88. You think your life is based off of a forum.
89. You spend two weeks defeating all 228 waves of the last level in GC0.
90. YOu buy a pet that looks exactly like your armatar.
91. You check your ranking every 3 hours to see if you've gone up.
92. You skip breakfast so you can spam and rate to get 4 more AP faster.
93. When you've posted more than 5+ Sentences of your own to this thread.
94. When you call your RL friends by there screen name.
95. You say something, then wonder how much AP your getting.
96. You click on every game and rate it without playing it
97. When you change your name in order to have the initials AG.
98. when you start mashing buttons on yor keyboard every 4 seconds
99. When your name is Green12324, and your initials actually are AG.
100. when your the one who made number 100
101. You have AG tattooed on your forehead
102. You have the clish clank clink of the games as your ringtone
103 When you order things(usually the official AG t shirt of the year) you put your home address as "ArmorGames"
104. You kiss your computer every time you go to sleep
105. You always have your computer running and AG on it because you can't bear to press the red X on ArmorGames because you feel like that's killing AG if you leave for one second
106. You have been reading this list nodding your head going 2Yeah so I do that all the time".
107. You read books by the light of AG when it's on your monitor.
108. When your playing a board game you think of it as Colony.
109. You play Sonny 2 24/7
110. You stick a bottle to your balls so you can pee in it whenever you want.
111. When your going on vacation and force your laptop to fit in your small suitcase.
112. When you have not eaten for 20 hours.
113. When you've peed in your pants 15 times for the past 5 days.
114. Your stomach is so thin from hunger but you don't care otherwise.
115. You do not go to sleep even if your parents are telling you to, because you are too addicted to AG.
116. When you are out of AG, you cry and feel upset.
117. When you are on 24/7 on AG, when you are a mod, and keep on resetting people on the count to 100 game.
118. When you don't do more important things than AG.
119. You donate all your money to AG, so it will be on forever.
120. Your wish list for special occasions (Christmas, birthday etc) is something to do with AG and nothing else.
121. When you haven't made eye contact with even the slightest living thing.
122. You haven't left the computer seat for a long long time.
123. When you go to sleep and have nightmares because you didn't have enough time to be on AG
124. Your computer rights got taken away by your parents and now you sneak out everyday to play at the internet cafe and come home before 5:00 AM
125. You keep on refreshing the threads to see if it has replies on it.
126. You tell someone to go on another site other than AG to see stuff or do stuff on their of your choice
127. You would get married in AG, and not real life
128. You would get a job regarding AG
129. You accidentally write something about AG for exams and homework.
130. You check on AG every two minutes to see anything new.
131. You can memorise the AG Rules of Conduct. And read it. And read it backwards.
132. You're starting to piss everybody off
133. You rated 1000 games
134. your reading this thread
135. When you go around saying that the thread has already been done
136. When you reached rank 9 on 9/9/09. Oh wait...
137. When you can come up with more then 100 reasons about it.
138. When your mom tells you it's time to go to bed, you go, Shut Up Carlie!
139. When The doctor Observes Inside Your Ear And Sees The Words "HEDGEHOGLAUNCH3FTW" flying in a crcular motion on your brain
140. When you nod your head to atleast a 3rd of this list
141. When you forget your password because you have been logged in 24/7 so now you're scared of logging off for you might not be able to get back in to AG
142.when you buy something from the armor games store
143.when you post 20 different answers in this thread
144. When you have over 50,000 AP.
145. When you have more posts than hot meals
146. when you believe that you should get money for having more then 100,0000 AP
147. When you think you give a rat's behind about your opinions on the forums
148.When you wake up in the morning and still groggy see a zombie in the mirror.
149. When this list reaches 150...
150. when your email is @armorgames.com
151. when you ask AG about something before your best friend
152.if you manage to read this entire thread
153.when you have a list of the things you are guilty of
154. when you have more then 10 things on your guilty list
155. When you approach black terrain, you attempt to "shift".
156. when your talking you think your typing and you randomly start moving your fingers as if they were on a keyboard
157. You say "Grrr! I hope you lose some AP, (Insert name) if you get angry at someone.
158.If you ignore your real life and start to live in this one
(This isn`t for laughing,this is for crying...)
159. If you have played every game on the site.
160. If you going insane and thinking you ARE the internet site AG and people playing games on you.
161. When you have fancy pants bumper stickers, ALL OVER YOUR CAR.
162.You keep having nightmares about zombies
163. you pick up a pipe and start beatting someone up
164. You played every game.
165. You try to beat the High Score on every game.
166. "It's too bright outsiiiiiddddeeeeeeeeeeeee."
167. When AG pops up in your dreams.
168. When AG is the subject of your dreams.
169. When you can't tell whether you are browsing AG in reality, or dreaming about browsing AG.
170. you cant eat, drink or breath without AG.
171. you have nightmares that armorgames was deleted and make then a suicid after you woke up.
172. your heart has the form, colour and look from AG-logo.
173. You have posted in every thread of this site.
174. When you were the last the to post in every thread of the front page of the Forum Games section (like me).
175. When you look up 125 pages of the Forum Games section looking for threads to revive.
176. When you start believing that you will destroy someone who breaks your nerves with Sonny's powers.
177. When you make your own blog which is named AG and you steal all the topics from AG (the real one).
178. When you call the president "baron".
179. When you return to your home at night and you are in AG with your cell phone, you get from the computer to AG when you arrive and enter from the laptop when it is bed time.
180. When you are able and will always be able to remember all of the things that exist in the thread and the new ones that will exist.
181. when you wear only clothes with AG banners on it.
182. you forget to eat and/or drink, die, arrive at hell/sky and the first thing you do is trying to play AG in hell/sky.
183. you sleep only six hours, you eat and drink by your pc and life on the toilett so you must never leave AG.
184. you even THINK about trying to beat firetail madness in AP
185. you even THINK about trying to beat firetail madness in post count.
186. your last words before you die are: 'I-I... I have... have a... have a... R...PG...to maintain... on... *hack* *cough* A-AG... ugh....<dies>
187. when you have rated all the games.
188. when you are arrested for Vandalism because you drew with spray in the underground maps the Ag badge.
189. when you want to have an office job when you grow up so that you can enter in AG
190. When you answer even for a moment to all the things others say to you: AG (like you don't pay attention to someone and answer "yes" all the time)
191. When your Nationstates account name is Armorgames and the curency is the AP. (Oh wait, thats me)
192. Whenever you have to clean your room, you say: "I better get AP for this"
193.When you watched the April's Fool Joke 10 times.
194. When you have more posts than Carlie. Ugh, me again...

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