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Posted Jul 27, '09 at 12:53am
Gametesta
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This thread will contain short stories about the games Gametesta tests. All rights Reserved. Enjoy!
Journey to the Center of the Underworld:
Sweat running down his face, Gametesta sat down on a rock in his cursed meadow. He had just played a grueling round of Slayer. "The next game better be an easy on." he though to himself. " I can't take any more of this exhausting Halo crap." Suddenly the setting changed to a cavern. Gametesta got up and stared looking around for his task. He found it engraved into a rock wall which surprised him. It read: "Gametesta, go through the cave next to this wall. It will take you to the underworld. You must kill the three headed beast Cerberus. Destroy the three Erinyes, Megaera, Alecto, and Tisiphone. Go to Persephone's Garden and steal a pomegranate and make a hasty retreat."
Gametesta sped down the tunnel. It seemed to be endless, but he had a bad felling he was getting close. When he reached the end he was confronted by Cerberus. This thing huge. The beast growled at Gametesta. It swatted at him with paw, but Gametesta quickly evaded it. Gametesta took flight and went right above the beast. He stabbed two of it's heads and they suddenly went limp. Gametesta was about to kill the third, but was knocked off. It seems that Cerberus had gone frantic. It was going all over the place. It fell into the River Styx. The beast drowned under their. Gametesta knew he wasn't going to take a swim in there.
Gametesta was soaring right above the river Styx. He felt free and relaxed. He was almost to Persephone's Garden when something crashed into him. It was an Eriny. Gametesta could tell these things didn't up much of a fight. He killed hem very quickly. They slashed at them, but he quickly sliced through them like paper.
He had made it to Persephone's Garden. He changed his swords to pens quickly so he could be stealthy. He walked through Persephone's garden and quickly found a pomegranate. He poked it with his pen and it stuck. He slid it into his pocket and was off. He thought the whole thing was way to easy.... and he was right. A skeleton guard spotted him and made a blood curtailing screech. Soon hundreds of skeletal were chasing after him. They volleyed arrows at him, which he easily deflected. He took flight zoomed straight for the exit. He made out of the cave and back out into the cavern. The scene once again changed back to a meadow, where Gametesta waited for his next game.
~Gametesta~
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Posted Jul 27, '09 at 1:02am
thisisnotanalt
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Dude. . .swords for hands. . .how does he tie his shoes or eat dinner? How does he control where he pees?
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Posted Jul 27, '09 at 1:07am
the_manta
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How does he control where he pees?
;_;
Oh, God Alt, you just scarred every guy who will read your post... *Shudder*
'Twas a rather good story, but there were a few clarical & spelling errors. It's nothing, but watch out for those.
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Posted Jul 27, '09 at 1:11am
Gametesta
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how does he tie his shoes
He doesn't have shoes
or eat dinner
He just stabs it with his swords and put's it in his mouth
How does he control where he pees?
He doesn't, notice how his pants are yellow......
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Posted Jul 27, '09 at 1:13am
bretttrumpour
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Lol this was acually pretty funny.
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Posted Jul 27, '09 at 1:28am
thisisnotanalt
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He doesn't have shoes
How does he open doors without damaging them?
He just stabs it with his swords and put's it in his mouth
Soup?
How does he drink the water he needs to survive? A glass/cup/mug wouldn't work, and neither would a drinking fountain. . . .
He doesn't, notice how his pants are yellow......
How does he fix it if his underwear or pants bunch up? How does he turn on lamps?
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Posted Jul 27, '09 at 1:30am
the_manta
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This is becoming the "How Does Gametesta Do Anything With Swords for Hands?" Thread...
How does he pet animals?
How does he shake someone's hand?
How does he put on his clothes?
How does he pick wedgies?
How does he... Forget it. '3'
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Posted Jul 27, '09 at 1:30am
samdawghomie
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Alt you question to much. D:<
I think it was a good story Gametesta. But yeah, there are a couple of spelling errors.
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Posted Jul 27, '09 at 1:33am
RCR
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Posted Jul 27, '09 at 1:59am
Gametesta
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How does he open doors without damaging them?
He doesn't
How does he drink the water he needs to survive? A glass/cup/mug wouldn't work, and neither would a drinking fountain. . . .
He goes to an open water source and just dunks his head in and drinks.
How does he pet animals?
How does he shake someone's hand?
How does he put on his clothes?
How does he pick wedgies?
He doesn't
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Posted Jul 27, '09 at 2:04am
VirtualLife
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Wow...this is funny. First genuine laugh in a few hours lol.
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