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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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thepossum
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die sad


if life gives u 97 faces?

firetail_madness
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Um, change one each day so you can rob something and still roam undetected 96 times.

If life gives you AI and took away your brain...

JJ52
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Id fail all of my classes and probably run into a bunch of stuff.

If life gave you a ton of homework on your 4th day of school...

YoDre23
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I would never and i would probably fail at all of tihs and be disapointed in my life, then i would break someone esles computer

Pois0nArr0w
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2,053 posts
Nomad

Whut?^

If life stuck your face in a fryer...

firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

OMGWTFBBQ

If life stuck your face into a waffle maker...

JJ52
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JJ52
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Nomad

everyone would call me waffle face

If life got you locked in a tanning bed for 10 hours....

Pois0nArr0w
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Pois0nArr0w
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Nomad

Final Destination... > >

If life really pissed you off...

CrossViper
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Nomad

Piss on life.

If life gave you an envelope filled with anthrax...

momobg
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momobg
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Nomad

drink them

if life gives you a cherry bomb and you are in a toilet...

firetail_madness
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Flush it down the toilet and blow up the sewage.

If life gives you a nuke that would activate in 5 seconds and you were right beside it...

sonicheroes95
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i use chaos control to teleport it to poison arrow.

if life gave you sonic the hedgehog 3 and knuckles...

FryLock19
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Duck and cover,just like President Reagan taught us,lol.

If life gives you Vanna White...

HEADHUNTER58
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Nomad

then kill your self

if life gives you Der Riese

ogiigo
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ogiigo
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Nomad

find out what that is

if life slept with your wife...

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