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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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JJ52
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Nomad

Hope that my Dad finds me cause he can do those things practically blindfolded.

If life makes you jump out of a plane without a parachute...

OperationNilo
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Shepherd

u throw up

if life made you watch new moon

Bzpdude
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Bzpdude
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Nomad

cry silently as you pull the trigger

If life gave you GEARS OF HALO THEFT AUTO 5

fractalman
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Nomad

I'd trade it for "Ocarina of time".

If life began to repeat itself almost exactly, but you alone remained aware of earlier events...

pmanningqb18
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pmanningqb18
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Nomad

throw it away

if life gives you a tree

supersonicsoldier
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supersonicsoldier
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Nomad

sell it on ebay

if life chains you to a wall in a torture room with the hottest girl you have ever seen chained to the other side of the room

OperationNilo
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Shepherd

you get to be in final ninja

if life gives you death

supersonicsoldier
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Nomad

i would beat it,squash it, step on it then lock it in a box chain it up tightly and dig a HUGE ditch and cover it and hope it wont get out

if life let you be the king of the world for one week...

OperationNilo
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Shepherd

you become dictator

OperationNilo
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OperationNilo
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Shepherd

if life gives you a 40 ton cookie

hardcore
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hardcore
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Jester

I'd eat it... AND share it with ... NOBODY it's MINE!,mine!

if life give's you a nuke bomb.

OperationNilo
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Shepherd

you throw it in cuba and kill the castros

if life gives you a big juicy stick

supersonicsoldier
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Nomad

stab it and throw it cuz your mentally insane

if life vacuums your head and its stuck there forever and you cant get it off

firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

Die?

If life gave you your own head...

OperationNilo
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Shepherd

you keep it

if life gives you the chance to kill castro

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