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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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Doombreed
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Carve "U O ME" on the other side, give it back and wait for a greater reward, which is something you deserve, given that you manage to survive every single day!

If life gives you AG inactivity...

snjezana_hadzic
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Shepherd

slap life.

If life makes u go to store?

Clocklol
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Clocklol
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Nomad

You go to the pet store and get a puppy.
If life makes you play agar.io...

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

You play it like a boss!

If life make you catch a cold...

snjezana_hadzic
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snjezana_hadzic
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Shepherd

Dont go to schooooooool..

If life makes you eat chocolate?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

I eat chocolate, but not a lot! i can't get fat!

If life makes you become fat...

R2D21999
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R2D21999
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Treasurer

Sit at home and eat chips... forever.

If life gives you grass.

Doombreed
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Templar

ask for some cows to feed them.

If life gives you a gravestone...

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

You sell it for an absurd price

If life makes you lose all your money...

philimaster
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philimaster
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Peasant

you print off more and cause hyper-inflation

if life gives you a man sized peanut...

09philj
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09philj
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Jester

You dress it as Mr. Peanut and hold it to ransom.

If life gives you fifteen tonnes of weapons grade uranium...

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

You sell them to earn money

If life makes you lose everything that you have...

snjezana_hadzic
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Shepherd

Then work your way to the top.

If life makes you a girl for a day?

Gogotank
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Lord

Suicide by the other girls' music taste.

If life gives you power over a country...

armorplayergc
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King

I would take only a few money with the corruption, then, i would try to make the country better!

If life kills you...

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