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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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armorplayergc
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Use them for every single second and do things that you wouldn't be able to do without them!

If life gives you lemons...

daydreamer01
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Shepherd

make lemon lime soda

if life is upside down for an hour

armorplayergc
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Then, you do bad things, get sad, and then, when it's not upside down anymore, it will become good actions and happiness!

If life grant you a wish... (note: you can't wish for more wishes, or unlimited power )

akshobhya
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Chancellor

I will ask for the total control over time.
If life gives you another life........

armorplayergc
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King

I will do better with the 2nd chance! i will already know the "basics" of life

If life allows you to travel anywhere in the World...

daydreamer01
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Shepherd

go around the entire world
and wright a book about how fast you did it

if life go's into slow motion

armorplayergc
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King

Use that somehow to earn lots of money

If life makes your internet slow...

Greg7077
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by Xfinity

if life gives you salsa

daydreamer01
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Shepherd

find a woman to dance with
then get some chips and make lunch for her

if life gives you a guitar

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

You use it, become a star and get very rich and famous!

If life makes you rich and famous...

daydreamer01
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Shepherd

be like robin hood and give it to those in need

if life is going by fast

armorplayergc
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You go to the space, where the time pass faster if you're on a high speed, then, after some decades, go back to the earth, buy a time machine when it comes out, and use it to win the lottery

If life makes you tired...

daydreamer01
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Shepherd

take care of your self

if life gives you a cool car

Doombreed
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Crash it and yell to life: This is NOT what I wanted for Christmas...yes life needs some acting like a spoiled child once in a while

If life gives you a smashed keyboard...

armorplayergc
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You slam life with it and ask for a better thing!

If life gives you a chair with a coin of 50¢ stuck on it with super glue...

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