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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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akshobhya
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Drink Red Bull!
If life kills you?

armorplayergc
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Respawn like a boss!

If life makes you laugh when it's not a good time to laugh?

SportShark
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Slap the people who shoot angry looks at you.

If life makes you wait around all day?

Witigen
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Screw it and call my friends, have a wild time.

If life makes you go see Foodfight! in a locked movie theater?

If you do not know what Foodfight! is, it is this.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d4/Foodfight%21_DVD_cover.jpg/220px-Foodfight%21_DVD_cover.jpg

SportShark
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Throw food at the screen.

If life gets you stuck on top of a train.

armorplayergc
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Hope you have good luck to survive that...

If life makes you feel like someone is watching you to learn your secrets and say bad things about you to everyone?

SportShark
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Bard

Make yourself feel better by breaking their knees with a baseball bat.

If life makes you feel alienated and invisible...

TheGalacticGargoyle
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Stay that way.

Is live gift yu @ bwad keybod?

armorplayergc
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Get a better one when you can

If life gives you melons instead of lemons?

SportShark
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Bard

Make melonade! 😝

If life gives you ten tons of salt...

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Sell all that salt to earn money

If life makes you feel weak?

SportShark
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Take on a strength training program.

If life makes you break the law...

armorplayergc
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Make sure no one discovers it!

If life makes you angry?

SportShark
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Don't Punch a wall. You're likely to break something in your hand, remember my Things To Do With Only One Hand thread? Use a blunt instrument on that wall instead, preferrably a dire flail or a great club.

If life makes you sleepless...

armorplayergc
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Look for help...

If life makes you tired after getting stuck in a traffic twice in a single day for like, over 1 hour each time and with a very hot weather?

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