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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
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This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...
And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.
If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...
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Stay that way.
Is live gift yu @ bwad keybod?
Get a better one when you can
If life gives you melons instead of lemons?
Make melonade! 😝
If life gives you ten tons of salt...
Sell all that salt to earn money
If life makes you feel weak?
Take on a strength training program.
If life makes you break the law...
Make sure no one discovers it!
If life makes you angry?
Don't Punch a wall. You're likely to break something in your hand, remember my Things To Do With Only One Hand thread? Use a blunt instrument on that wall instead, preferrably a dire flail or a great club.
If life makes you sleepless...
Look for help...
If life makes you tired after getting stuck in a traffic twice in a single day for like, over 1 hour each time and with a very hot weather?
Skinny dip in a bathtub filled with ice and menthol when you get home. That outta make you miss hot traffic jams.
If life makes you make a stupid face.
Make life a stupid face back! REVENGE!
If life makes you feel weird?
Eat some mac and cheese. That should make you feel normal again.
If life makes you exhibit suicidal tendencies?
Get over with it.
If life is dead?
If life hates you?
Laugh at life, because gods don't need it.
If life drowns a fish...
Revive him, put him in the internet, become his friend, let him become famous and convince him to share the money with you YAY!
If life covers a continent with water from rain?
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