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firetail_madness
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firetail_madness
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Jester

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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TheGalacticGargoyle
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TheGalacticGargoyle
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Shepherd

Stay that way.

Is live gift yu @ bwad keybod?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
15,554 posts
King

Get a better one when you can

If life gives you melons instead of lemons?

SportShark
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SportShark
2,934 posts
Bard

Make melonade! 😝

If life gives you ten tons of salt...

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
15,554 posts
King

Sell all that salt to earn money

If life makes you feel weak?

SportShark
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SportShark
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Bard

Take on a strength training program.

If life makes you break the law...

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
15,554 posts
King

Make sure no one discovers it!

If life makes you angry?

SportShark
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SportShark
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Bard

Don't Punch a wall. You're likely to break something in your hand, remember my Things To Do With Only One Hand thread? Use a blunt instrument on that wall instead, preferrably a dire flail or a great club.

If life makes you sleepless...

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

Look for help...

If life makes you tired after getting stuck in a traffic twice in a single day for like, over 1 hour each time and with a very hot weather?

SportShark
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SportShark
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Bard

Skinny dip in a bathtub filled with ice and menthol when you get home. That outta make you miss hot traffic jams.

If life makes you make a stupid face.

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
15,554 posts
King

Make life a stupid face back! REVENGE!

If life makes you feel weird?

SportShark
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SportShark
2,934 posts
Bard

Eat some mac and cheese. That should make you feel normal again.

If life makes you exhibit suicidal tendencies?

akshobhya
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akshobhya
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Justiciar

Get over with it.
If life is dead?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
15,554 posts
King

Revive her!

If life hates you?

MachoManShark
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MachoManShark
371 posts
Jester

Laugh at life, because gods don't need it.

If life drowns a fish...

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

Revive him, put him in the internet, become his friend, let him become famous and convince him to share the money with you YAY!

If life covers a continent with water from rain?

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