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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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SportShark
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Skinny dip in a bathtub filled with ice and menthol when you get home. That outta make you miss hot traffic jams.

If life makes you make a stupid face.

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

Make life a stupid face back! REVENGE!

If life makes you feel weird?

SportShark
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Bard

Eat some mac and cheese. That should make you feel normal again.

If life makes you exhibit suicidal tendencies?

akshobhya
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Get over with it.
If life is dead?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

Revive her!

If life hates you?

MachoManShark
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Laugh at life, because gods don't need it.

If life drowns a fish...

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

Revive him, put him in the internet, become his friend, let him become famous and convince him to share the money with you YAY!

If life covers a continent with water from rain?

MachoManShark
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Tell life "NO!!" and undo it with my new-found rock god powers;

If life steals your lemons...

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

Buy more lemons from the capitalist from "AdVenture Capitalist" just 1 dollar each

If life makes you anxious?

akshobhya
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Chancellor

Wait for an adrenaline rush due to surprises.
If life makes you depressed?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

Be happy

If like makes you feel angry and you don't know why?

akshobhya
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Chancellor

Listen to soothing music to get rid of tension.
If life makes you score low marks?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

Try to do better

If life gives you sushi?

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