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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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MachoManShark
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Tell life "NO!!" and undo it with my new-found rock god powers;

If life steals your lemons...

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
15,523 posts
King

Buy more lemons from the capitalist from "AdVenture Capitalist" just 1 dollar each

If life makes you anxious?

akshobhya
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Wait for an adrenaline rush due to surprises.
If life makes you depressed?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

Be happy

If like makes you feel angry and you don't know why?

akshobhya
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Listen to soothing music to get rid of tension.
If life makes you score low marks?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

Try to do better

If life gives you sushi?

akshobhya
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Justiciar

Grab them and finish them off.
If life gives you Sushi Cat?

Ramit12
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Ramit12
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Lord

Play Sushi Cat games.

If life gives you dead threads?

Saiyoku
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Saiyoku
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Herald

I tend the corpses.

If life gives you a megacake...?

Yellowcat
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Yellowcat
1,700 posts
Constable

Throw a megaparty.

If life gives you a super tall lamp...?

AClSllXVlll
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AClSllXVlll
741 posts
Jester

Call life stupid.

If life steals all of your writing tools?

NietzTheBlitz
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NietzTheBlitz
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Baron

Evolve and use telepathy

If life gives you death?

NietzTheBlitz
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NietzTheBlitz
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Baron

I ask for the gravy

If life steals your girl/man?

Ramit12
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Ramit12
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Lord

Revive it.

If life gives you a new armathar?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

YAY and wear it with pride!

If life makes you get close to 15k posts?

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