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firetail_madness
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Jester

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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sinopoli32
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then you already have shade

If life took away extra comfy...

firetail_madness
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Jester

Buy a sofa.

If life gave you 100$...

sinopoli32
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Invest it icelandic krona (since it is almost worthless) and make millions!!!

if life just made you invest $100 in icelandic krona and you made millions by listening to life and sinopoli32...

DillonWatts
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if life gives you lemonade..

then get a friend with whisky and have a party!

sinopoli32
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Peasant

If life gives you a chance to tell DillonWatts to leave...

firetail_madness
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Jester

Your not doing it right Dillon.

Than try to explain the rules and if he still doesn't get it, I'm perfectly fine with the above statement.

If life destroyed this thread...

DillonWatts
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sino, im sorry but your lame.. sorry i didnt get it? it's a lame thread man. but yeah sure explain it?

sinopoli32
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Peasant

You answer the last statemant
and say a new one

@firetail: Then remake the thread

If life let you stop aging...

firetail_madness
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Jester

Make life stop pain too, so you won't feel it endlessly.

If life gave you painkillers...

sonicheroes95
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Shepherd

say no thank you.

if life gives you light speed shoes.

jdoggparty
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Shepherd

Sell them

If life stopped you from having a date with your dream girl

DillonWatts
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Peasant

kill myself,

if life stole your condoms before a big date you might get lucky on..

polishofficer
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Peasant

make do without them!

if life gave u a nuke....

sinopoli32
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Peasant

Then sell it to the USA

If life told you that you had the most points on AG...

firetail_madness
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Jester

I do!

If life destroyed your computer...(or laptop)

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