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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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JJ52
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I sue life for all its got!

If life makes you go to school...

firetail_madness
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GDI complain to your mom

If life makes you read comic books all day...

webkinzlover7654
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then post a no school sign at midnight

I'f life makes you an idiot... LOL =D

goumas13
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become a politician
if life gives you a bottle of wine...

sinopoli32
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Then christen a boat with it

If life makes you go to high school for the first time tomorrow...

JJ52
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then flunk so you can join me in 8th grade.(I started today...)

If life gives you homework...

firetail_madness
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I'm going to 8th grade too! Not yet though.

I'd make an excuse to my teacher.

If school inspired you to read garfield...

JJ52
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then i would be confused... how does Garfield tie into school...well if it did then I guess i would read Garfield.

If life gives you a monkey named BoBo...

firetail_madness
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Sell him to the local zoo...

If life gave you rubber bones...

JJ52
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Go skydiving without a parachute

If life gives you the ability to make amazing RPGs, but you always quit them *cough*Firetail*cough*...

firetail_madness
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I agree with the quit part, but amazing?...I don't think so...

If life destroyed your RPG even though you didn't want to quit them...

JJ52
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Then tell the people playing the RPG that you made a mistake, then fix it or restart.

If life gets you shot in the face (but you live)....

sinopoli32
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Then get constructive face surgery

If your construstive face surgery fails and you look like a monster...

JJ52
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Only leave your house on Halloween

If life gives you a car with no brakes...

sinopoli32
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GET OUT of the car

if life makes ur car blwo up...

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