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firetail_madness
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Jester

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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SoulHack117
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Peasant

Blow up another car

If you blow yourself up...

Maverick4
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Maverick4
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Shepherd

Your screwed.

If life gave you lemons, and you made grapejuice...

JJ52
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JJ52
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Peasant

Then life gunna get revenge, cause it wanted lemonade

If life gets revenge...

SoulHack117
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SoulHack117
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Peasant

You are dead.

If for some weird reason you develop furry urges after life gets revenge you...

ogiigo
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ogiigo
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Peasant

You become a furry. xD

If life gives you a new source of energy..

tank88
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tank88
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Scribe

you find a way to become filthy rich

If life gives you a virus...

SoulHack117
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SoulHack117
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Peasant

share the virus with a close personal friend.

If life gives you a female cat maid...

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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Shepherd

shoot her with a bazooka.

if life gave you sonic the hedgehog 3 and knuckles...

choazmachine
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choazmachine
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Peasant

Throw away Sonic and keep Knuckles (He's awesome).

If life gives you the best t.v in the world that only worked with a remote, but the remote had no batteries and you where paralyzed from the waste down and had no wheel chair you would....

SoulHack117
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Peasant

Use the remote for suicide.

If life gives you a Female Maid cat that is immortal to all human weaponry you...

knight_34
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knight_34
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Blacksmith

I'll let you keep her. I don't like anthropomorphic female cats.

If life castrates you..

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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Shepherd

grab oblivion and slash the female cat maid to pieces.

if life gave you the keyblades oblivion and oathkeeper...

knight_34
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knight_34
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Blacksmith

How did you not notice my post?!

If life slowly sucks away the life of your parents..

glodia555
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glodia555
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Peasant

the madnes are you mad hahaha

sonicheroes95
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Shepherd

i did. i just didn't understand it.

i use chaos control to freeze life

if life killed everyone...

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