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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
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This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...
And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.
If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...
Blow up another car
If you blow yourself up...
If life gave you lemons, and you made grapejuice...
Then life gunna get revenge, cause it wanted lemonade
If life gets revenge...
You are dead.
If for some weird reason you develop furry urges after life gets revenge you...
You become a furry. xD
If life gives you a new source of energy..
you find a way to become filthy rich
If life gives you a virus...
share the virus with a close personal friend.
If life gives you a female cat maid...
shoot her with a bazooka.
if life gave you sonic the hedgehog 3 and knuckles...
Throw away Sonic and keep Knuckles (He's awesome).
If life gives you the best t.v in the world that only worked with a remote, but the remote had no batteries and you where paralyzed from the waste down and had no wheel chair you would....
Use the remote for suicide.
If life gives you a Female Maid cat that is immortal to all human weaponry you...
I'll let you keep her. I don't like anthropomorphic female cats.
If life castrates you..
grab oblivion and slash the female cat maid to pieces.
if life gave you the keyblades oblivion and oathkeeper...
How did you not notice my post?!
If life slowly sucks away the life of your parents..
the madnes are you mad hahaha
i did. i just didn't understand it.
i use chaos control to freeze life
if life killed everyone...
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