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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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Maverick4
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Then write on a peace of paper that you were mute, and therfore could not talk.

If life mad firetail's post not count, and this one not count, and my post was the one you had to answer to...

(I'm curios to see what somebody else will say :P)

Ithae
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My brain blew a vessel form the last few post.

If life gave you something you could understand...

JJ52
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I would understand it!

If life threw monkey poo at you...

firetail_madness
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Take a shower, and never take a step outdoors again.

If if life threw monkey poo at you in your house, while your taking a shower...

samdawghomie
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Then laugh at Life and say "You missed!"

If life gave you a free Slap Chop...

Pois0nArr0w
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What's a slap chop? Like a judo chop or something? I guess I'd give one back.

If life gives you assorted gummy bears for legs...

firetail_madness
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Wobble.

If life turned your body into one, big, gummy bear while you were walking in a crowded mall...

Pois0nArr0w
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Hope you're not near the sweets section?

If life gave you a hernia...

firetail_madness
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Uh-oh...

If life gave you a dictionary that automatically updated when new words came out..

sinopoli32
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Then sell it to my new english teacher

If life gives you high school...

Pois0nArr0w
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High school is awesome, so I'd just go on w/ my life.

If life gives you a Vlad the Impaler...

firetail_madness
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OMFG RUN!

If life gave you a spike bit, and you were the victim...

knight_34
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I'm going to die now.

If life gouged one of your eyes out..

Pois0nArr0w
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Grab an eye patch and a bandanna. And while yer at it, get a peg for that nub of a leg.

If life gave you a big ol' pile a guano...

knight_34
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Nice try. Avoid it!

If life seeks to thieve away your bag of potato chips...

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