A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.
The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."
The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.
She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."
/annoying little voice ON: HIHIHIHIHIH You're right, it is so funny!!! /annoying little voice OFF
Anyway...
/mode bad taste ON: It's a little girl, in a nazi camp, dancin' around and singin' alittle song... A SS comes to here, and ask:"Why are you so happy?" She says:"I"m 12yo tomorrow!!" The SS:"Hahaha you're optimistic..." /mode bad taste OFF 'I know this one in French, don't know if it's still funny after a translation...
I don't have one, but talking about 'hilarious' I recommend youtube:
1. Jeff Dunham - Achmed, The Dead Terrorist. Please use your heart and humor sense rather than your brain when watching this, it just a joke, there is no racism inside it.
2. Tornis - Avatar, The Last Air Bender. Please use your brain and shock your heart, because it just a dub, a pretty good dubbing.