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Ithae
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1.Your so stupid you had to call 411 to dial 911

2.Yo mama' lips so big, she can whisper to herself.

3.Q:What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A:A cherry float.

4.Q:Whats the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?
A:Ones a goodyear, the others a great year!

5.Q:What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
A:Roberto

6.Son: ''Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?''

Dad: ''Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine.''

No offense to anyone. Feel free to copy and paste any to your pages.

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hellbrokenloos
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it's kinda good but hear these one
Q: What's worse than an elephant in a porcelane factory?
A: A hedgehog in a condom factory.

Q: who is the jelowest china man?
A: Le Mon

Spore
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Peasant

1. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving Door...

djfinalmix
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yo mommas so dumb that she tried to bribe a police officer $1,000 for giving her a $100 fine

TotallySane
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Women's rights.

kamrad
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Women's rights.


Omg lol, that's funny.
hailman670
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yo mommas so dumb that she tried to bribe a police officer $1,000 for giving her a $100 fine


No your momma is!
gamerme
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lol these make me lol
i have got a blond one

A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

dunadan
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^^^ How could he NOT know its a mirror lol....


/annoying little voice ON:
HIHIHIHIHIH You're right, it is so funny!!!
/annoying little voice OFF

Anyway...

/mode bad taste ON:
It's a little girl, in a nazi camp, dancin' around and singin' alittle song...
A SS comes to here, and ask:"Why are you so happy?"
She says:"I"m 12yo tomorrow!!"
The SS:"Hahaha you're optimistic..."
/mode bad taste OFF
'I know this one in French, don't know if it's still funny after a translation...
surfthenet
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I don't have one, but talking about 'hilarious' I recommend youtube:

1. Jeff Dunham - Achmed, The Dead Terrorist. Please use your heart and humor sense rather than your brain when watching this, it just a joke, there is no racism inside it.

2. Tornis - Avatar, The Last Air Bender. Please use your brain and shock your heart, because it just a dub, a pretty good dubbing.

Ernie15
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^^^ How could he NOT know its a mirror lol....


Did you not see the word blonde written 5 times? xD
firetail_madness
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The dead terrorist is too slow, I didn't find it funny at all.

I wish jokes weren't so dirty or racist >.>

Ernie15
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Bard

I wish jokes weren't so dirty or racist >.>


But those jokes are funny!
firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

Not to the people who are the pinpoint of the jokes.
Let's say someone's mom walked in on them writing one of the jokes...

Ernie15
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Bard

Let's say someone's mom walked in on them writing one of the jokes...


Wouldn't that be ironic...
firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

More like evil omen.

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