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Ithae
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1.Your so stupid you had to call 411 to dial 911

2.Yo mama' lips so big, she can whisper to herself.

3.Q:What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A:A cherry float.

4.Q:Whats the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?
A:Ones a goodyear, the others a great year!

5.Q:What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
A:Roberto

6.Son: ''Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?''

Dad: ''Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine.''

No offense to anyone. Feel free to copy and paste any to your pages.

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HEADHUNTER58
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they re really bad jokes

Ernie15
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More like evil omen.


Let me guess. Has this happened to you?
TotallySane
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What's worse than 5 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to 5 trees!

300000AG
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i really found none of those in the OP very funny at all >.<

Ernie15
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i really found none of those in the OP very funny at all


But you are nothing but a milestone account.
wwefreak360
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lol this is a funny one yo momma so fat when she was in a bus i thought it was a twinke

BANNED420
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1.Your so stupid you had to call 411 to dial 911

2.Yo mama' lips so big, she can whisper to herself.

3.Q:What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A:A cherry float.

4.Q:Whats the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?
A:Ones a goodyear, the others a great year!

5.Q:What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
A:Roberto

6.Son: ''Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?''

Dad: ''Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine.''

No offense to anyone. Feel free to copy and paste any to your pages.


Try being funny next time, asshole.
djfinalmix
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yo mommas so fat that when she climbed up the empire state building people said 'hey look, it king kong!'

TotallySane
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yo mommas so fat that when she climbed up the empire state building people said 'hey look, it king kong!'


Are you serious?
NEEEERDS420
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Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the zoo, everyone points at her and says "Hey, look at that hiphopatamus"!

TotallySane
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Yo momma's so fat that she needs to go on a diet and exercise regularly to maintain a healthy lifestyle. OH!

NEEEERDS420
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NEEEERDS420
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Yo mommas so fat that these jokes suck my ball sack!

quickshift
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quickshift
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Wow the yo mom so fat jokes are terrible

TotallySane
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Yo mommas so fat I find them somewhat humorous to an extent not at all.

NEEEERDS420
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Yo momma so fat she didn't get tickets to the Pixies.

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