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Ithae
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Ithae
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1.Your so stupid you had to call 411 to dial 911

2.Yo mama' lips so big, she can whisper to herself.

3.Q:What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A:A cherry float.

4.Q:Whats the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?
A:Ones a goodyear, the others a great year!

5.Q:What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
A:Roberto

6.Son: ''Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?''

Dad: ''Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine.''

No offense to anyone. Feel free to copy and paste any to your pages.

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Riou1231
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Peasant

Make another joke dude! I want to laugh more... Haven't had a good laugh in weeks!

Cholokid
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Cholokid
1,667 posts
Shepherd

I stuck a mint up my ***.

Being of a scientific mind


http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o166/jlbyler/headdesk.jpg
surfthenet
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surfthenet
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Nomad

Guys, check youtube:

1. jeff dunham - Achmed the dead terrorist.

2. Tornis - Avatar, deleted scenes. episode 1 and 2 is my favorite.

GuitarHeroFtw
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GuitarHeroFtw
859 posts
Nomad

most of these are incredibly lame.

surfthenet
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surfthenet
703 posts
Nomad

GuitarHero, have you check my link on youtube? Anyone?

JJ52
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Nomad

No, nobody likes you. Just shut the **** up already.


And everyone likes you? Your the single most popular person in the world. (thats sarcasm, Your probably to slow to understand what that means tho)
djfinalmix
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djfinalmix
196 posts
Nomad

yo momma's so fat that when she wore a pushup bra it broke in 2 seconds flat.

djfinalmix
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djfinalmix
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Nomad

yo mommas so fat that when she shot a .357 magnum it backfired.

djfinalmix
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djfinalmix
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Nomad

yo mommas so fat that when she touched the ground, the earth exploded.

TheKeyofDeath
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TheKeyofDeath
59 posts
Nomad

Q:what do white people and fences have in common

A:they both get jumped by mexicans

best one i have im not a joke kind of guy

TheDarkHalf333
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TheDarkHalf333
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Nomad

Yo momma so fat, when she jumped into the Atlantic ocean, she baptised North America.

Yo momma so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

A woman goes into a store with her daughter and asks a sales clerk "Can I get a swim suit for my daughter?"
The sales clerk says "Sorry. We don't do trades.

djfinalmix
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djfinalmix
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Nomad

[I find it funny that you would just post something like that so casually. I shall continue with another joke just as racist.
Q: What did God say when he made the first black person?
A: Oh ****, I burnt one!]

LOLZ!

yo mommas so dumb that you dont even have a momma.

cleofer5
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Scribe

Someone give me a good blonde joke thats really wacked out and funny. These really arent that good.

djfinalmix
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djfinalmix
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Nomad

yo mommas so dumb that when she fell off a cliff she had to ask for directions.

djfinalmix
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djfinalmix
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Nomad

yo mommas so fat that when she climed her family tree, everybody in her family died, including her.

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