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Ithae
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1.Your so stupid you had to call 411 to dial 911
2.Yo mama' lips so big, she can whisper to herself.
3.Q:What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A:A cherry float.
4.Q:Whats the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?
A:Ones a goodyear, the others a great year!
5.Q:What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
A:Roberto
6.Son: ''Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?''
Dad: ''Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine.''
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