ForumsArt, Music, and WritingHaiku Contest - Broken Bond (page 531, due: Feb 2)

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Maverick4
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A Haiku is a Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons.

Well, that said, heres the rules:

1) The Haiku must be original (no plagarizing)!
2) It must fit the weeks theme
3) It must be submitted before the deadline
4) It must be submitted for the contest (no using works previously written)
5) One Submission per user
6) The Same User cannot win twice in a row (but there welcome to submit!)

Hopefully oneday the winner could get a merit...

The Deadline will always be a Wednsday, so the deadline for the first theme will be Wednsday, September 2. The theme is The Pond

(special thanks to 'thisisnotanalt'

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Nater
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ok haikus are not my thing and idk what a monsoon is

I dont know what is
Maybe disasters or not
Either way changing

thepossum
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You forgot everything about grammar when you wrote that didn't you? You had better be glad I'm not the judge for this....Anyway, some advice: If you're going to write a Haiku about something, you should probably find out a little information about what that something is. Just saying...

vinster132
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and idk what a monsoon is

Yes, the dictionary is your friend.
thepossum
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As the monsoon draws near,
the sky goes gray,
the wind starts to shiver,

The air shakes as it draws near,
with thuinder and lighting it has power,
the disaster is coming near


You're really starting to get on my nerves. Do you even know what a Haiku is? Or a Tanka for that matter, as you made a fail poem there too. Please check what kind of poem contest it is before you just go randomly making up poems and randomly posting them in the wrong contest. So stop.
DDX
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Something tells me you weren't even trying on this one to do anything except be funny. Well done, you succeeded. xD

yea thats what I was going for
Teeheegirl123
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The rain like nails
The wind's song slicing through me
Summer's deadly storm

OK, I may be over exaggerating a bit, but I have never experienced a monsoon before, so yeah.

aknerd
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My non-sciency haiku
By Aknerd

Oceans fall slowly
Without walls, the water flees
And all the fish die

Nicegamer
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By the way, what a haiku is?

Nater
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Rawr to possum

The wind is heavy
Waves send Oil on to earth
F*ck you d*amn BP

MoonFairy
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YOU ARE SO MEAN POSSUM! BACK OFF!
When I say it is a fail, YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO AGREE WITH IT! ~pride is ripped apart~ YOU SUCK MAN. YOU SUCK.

IMPROVISION

Went through the monsoon
Into the eye of the storm
Where peace resides

IN YO FACE POSSUM! TAKE THAT! ~flings a monkey at you~ AND THAT! ~and its poo~

Nater
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YOU ARE SO MEAN POSSUM! BACK OFF!
When I say it is a fail, YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO AGREE WITH IT! ~pride is ripped apart~ YOU SUCK MAN. YOU SUCK.



Yes he's never supportive is he?
MoonFairy
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ARG STUPID FUDGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I despise that last line.

Went through the monsoon
Into the eye of the storm
Where possum is not

lol jk.

Went through the monsoon
Into the eye of the storm
Finally there's peace.

suck it.

MoonFairy
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Not really.
But sometimes he can be cool. I think. Not really sure. :/
But I don't want some1 to hate me, so the above comments are just joking around.

but I was a little bit mad. ~looks around at the room that i ripped apart after reading that comment~
just a bit.

Nater
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but I was a little bit mad. ~looks around at the room that i ripped apart after reading that comment~
just a bit.


lolz
thepossum
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Iron - Knight


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YOU ARE SO MEAN POSSUM! BACK OFF!
When I say it is a fail, YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO AGREE WITH IT! ~pride is ripped apart~ YOU SUCK MAN. YOU SUCK.

IMPROVISION

Went through the monsoon
Into the eye of the storm
Where peace resides

IN YO FACE POSSUM! TAKE THAT! ~flings a monkey at you~ AND THAT! ~and its poo~


What? In my face? But that's not even a Haiku.


suck it.


Didn't you get mad at me for calling you a he?

lolz


Spam.


Of course I won't be that supportive. Especially when Nater admits he entered this contest without even knowing what a monsoon is. And why would I be supportive? This is a competition that I entered too.
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