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Gimgak
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Well, mods locked the 3 word story cuz they said all the posts were like 3 words or less, so i thought i should make a one paragrath game! You must post atleast 3 sentences, and if it's dialog atleast 3 sentances too. I'll start off with this:

BOOM!
John got up startled and looked out the window. A alien spacecraft had landed in his lawn!
"OMG! I NEED A CAMERA!!!" he yelled.
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but it was to late. The alians had heard him. they pressed a button on their super cool high teck space ship and a blue ray engulfed john and his pants fell down. he was the first victem of a new alian super weapon.... the pantsing ray!!!

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He had found his camera, then there was a knock on the door. He opened the door and saw...

Gimgak
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2 huge furry animals with tentacles for hands. they grabbed him and dragged him out the door. one of them took a club and knocked him out. When he woke again he saw to his horror...

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that they were forcing him to watch a whole episode of teletubbies. He tried to run but realized he was strapped down to a bench. When he remembered he had a knife in his pocket, he...

Jtwolf22
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tried to cut the straps but in doing he accidentally cut his wrist. He pass out do to the loss of blood then The aliens came over and...

florglee2
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told him he had tah dance for his life, but he could only do the macerena, so he got the aliens to untie him. then he had an idea...

Jtwolf22
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to have the aliens help the world with it's problems the first thing they help with was...

florglee2
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gettin better dance instructors, cuz no one in the whole town knew any other dance but tha macerena, so to do that they hired...

tenac
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This guy to teach him the dosee do

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But the drunk hillbilly passed out. While the aliens were distracted John ran out of the house and into the street where...

Gimgak
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his dad yelled,
"JOHN! WHAT I TELL YA 'BOUT GETTING UP SO EARLY!"
before he could reply one of the aliens stretched it's hand to johns dad, picked him up, and ate him.

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However, John's dad was a card-carrying member of the NRA. Wherever he went, his trusty 6-shot bolt-action Winchester went, always cocked, always loaded (his wife was forever nagging him to at least put the goshdarned thing down when he was seated at the dinner table).

Unfortunately for John's dad, it was so cramped and dark in the alien's belly that he couldn't find the trigger, let alone his own hand.

John, ever obedient son that he was, would have leapt to his father's aid if he hadn't been passing out. In the excitement he had quite forgotten that he'd slashed his wrist.

Gimgak
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here is a bump

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John was so mad at his father, that has got to kick him right in the spot!

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his father took a hand grenade and shoved it down John's pants. John quickly lept out of them, but the grenade went off a killed his dad, then John laughed an insane laugh and yelled...

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