Well, mods locked the 3 word story cuz they said all the posts were like 3 words or less, so i thought i should make a one paragrath game! You must post atleast 3 sentences, and if it's dialog atleast 3 sentances too. I'll start off with this:

BOOM!
John got up startled and looked out the window. A alien spacecraft had landed in his lawn!
"OMG! I NEED A CAMERA!!!" he yelled.
...

but it was to late. The alians had heard him. they pressed a button on their super cool high teck space ship and a blue ray engulfed john and his pants fell down. he was the first victem of a new alian super weapon.... the pantsing ray!!!

He had found his camera, then there was a knock on the door.  He opened the door and saw...

2 huge furry animals with tentacles for hands. they grabbed him and dragged him out the door. one of them took a club and knocked him out. When he woke again he saw to his horror...

that they were forcing him to watch a whole episode of teletubbies. He tried to run but realized he was strapped down to a bench. When he remembered he had a knife in his pocket, he...

tried to cut the straps but in doing he accidentally cut his wrist.  He pass out do to the loss of blood then The aliens came over and...

told him he had tah dance for his life, but he could only do the macerena, so he got the aliens to untie him. then he had an idea...

to have the aliens help the world with it's problems the first thing they help with was...

gettin better dance instructors, cuz no one in the whole town knew any other dance but tha macerena, so to do that they hired...

This guy to teach him the dosee do

But the drunk hillbilly passed out. While the aliens were distracted John ran out of the house and into the street where...

his dad yelled,
"JOHN! WHAT I TELL YA 'BOUT GETTING UP SO EARLY!"
before he could reply one of the aliens stretched it's hand to johns dad, picked him up, and ate him.