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Posted Mar 31, '08 at 7:37am

Gimgak

Gimgak

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his dad yelled,
"JOHN! WHAT I TELL YA 'BOUT GETTING UP SO EARLY!"
before he could reply one of the aliens stretched it's hand to johns dad, picked him up, and ate him.

 

Posted Mar 31, '08 at 8:10am

Strop

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However, John's dad was a card-carrying member of the NRA. Wherever he went, his trusty 6-shot bolt-action Winchester went, always ****ed, always loaded (his wife was forever nagging him to at least put the goshdarned thing down when he was seated at the dinner table).

Unfortunately for John's dad, it was so cramped and dark in the alien's belly that he couldn't find the trigger, let alone his own hand.

John, ever obedient son that he was, would have leapt to his father's aid if he hadn't been passing out. In the excitement he had quite forgotten that he'd slashed his wrist.

 

Posted Apr 3, '08 at 6:23am

Gimgak

Gimgak

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here is a bump

 

Posted Apr 3, '08 at 6:44am

Djkgb

Djkgb

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John was so mad at his father, that has got to kick him right in the spot!

 

Posted Apr 4, '08 at 3:47pm

Gimgak

Gimgak

310 posts

his father took a hand grenade and shoved it down John's pants. John quickly lept out of them, but the grenade went off a killed his dad, then John laughed an insane laugh and yelled...