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dirty mind! ("dirty" riddles)

Posted Aug 29, '09 at 9:46am

ultimatetitan

ultimatetitan

747 posts

Read through and then see answers below:-

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?

Answers:-

1. a dentist

2. a wedding ring

3. peanut butter

4. chewing gum

5. an elevator

6. a nose

7. a newspaper boy

8. a glove

9. a crane

10. a toothbrush, of course

 

Posted Aug 29, '09 at 10:06am

nichodemus

nichodemus

11,842 posts

Knight

Alright...that certainly will make great hits at parties...

 

Posted Aug 29, '09 at 12:57pm

Zophia

Zophia

8,407 posts

Moderator

Meh, they're not that good. Rather forced (trying way too hard to bring associations to sex) and not all too funny.

http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee91/Gypsy48/Humor/KetchupTongue.jpg

Ahem.

 

Posted Aug 29, '09 at 1:00pm

Lieutenut

Lieutenut

1,100 posts

lmfao at that picture hahahahahaha

dude those questions were good too xD  I knew my mind was dirty but dam*

 

Posted Aug 29, '09 at 1:00pm

nichodemus

nichodemus

11,842 posts

Knight

Okay Zoph...indeed. We all see it, we all see it.

 

Posted Aug 29, '09 at 1:04pm

ligaboy

ligaboy

1,019 posts

http://x9e.xanga.com/31785104c1418211075171/z164621861.jpg

Hehe

 

Posted Aug 29, '09 at 1:05pm

Pixie214

Pixie214

4,803 posts

We all see it, we all see it.

See what *innocent look*  :0

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z174/wuhooooooo/your_dirty_mind.jpg

^^ Same thing really.

Interesting thread I think I'll have to pour some soap in my ear to clean my minf off...

 

Posted Aug 29, '09 at 1:06pm

ligaboy

ligaboy

1,019 posts

Haha, beat you to it pixie.

 

Posted Aug 29, '09 at 1:12pm

kakashi890

kakashi890

168 posts

omg my mind is dirty

 

Posted Aug 29, '09 at 1:41pm

dudeguy45

dudeguy45

2,594 posts

How bout this.

I'm long, hard, and full of seamen.

Better when spoken.

 
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