ForumsThe Taverndirty mind! ("dirty" riddles)

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ultimatetitan
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Read through and then see answers below:-

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?

Answers:-

1. a dentist

2. a wedding ring

3. peanut butter

4. chewing gum

5. an elevator

6. a nose

7. a newspaper boy

8. a glove

9. a crane

10. a toothbrush, of course

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nichodemus
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Alright...that certainly will make great hits at parties...

Zophia
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Meh, they're not that good. Rather forced (trying way too hard to bring associations to sex) and not all too funny.


http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee91/Gypsy48/Humor/KetchupTongue.jpg

Ahem.

Lieutenut
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lmfao at that picture hahahahahaha

dude those questions were good too xD I knew my mind was dirty but dam*

nichodemus
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Okay Zoph...indeed. We all see it, we all see it.

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http://x9e.xanga.com/31785104c1418211075171/z164621861.jpg

Hehe

Pixie214
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We all see it, we all see it.


See what *innocent look* :0

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z174/wuhooooooo/your_dirty_mind.jpg

^^ Same thing really.

Interesting thread I think I'll have to pour some soap in my ear to clean my minf off... <runs quickkly>
ligaboy
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Haha, beat you to it pixie.

kakashi890
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omg my mind is dirty

dudeguy45
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How bout this.




I'm long, hard, and full of seamen.



Better when spoken.

shayneii
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@dudeguy45: A ship? :P

I remember reading seeing a book called Seamen by E.E. Cummings. I lol'd. xD

@ligaboy: I've seen that photo so many times that I actually see a lamp upon the first time looking at it :P I've been desensitized

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I wish I could make a topic for the posting of dirty jokes

But they would involve a lot of...censored words =P

And I know it would get locked by mods

Flip74
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yea theyre funny but some sound foorced...

@Nintendodo...how bout Mike Oxbig....

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Krizaz
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GamesArmor, those pictures were funny yet wrong, the guy is a good artist too, but thats definently something I wouldn't show my dad, XD.

Nintendodo, I don't get the first two.

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Nintendodo, I don't get the first two.


Say them faster

It took me a minute =P And I'm usually good with these kinds of things.
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