Armor Games

SITUATION 'A Pirates' Life For Me!' OVER

Winners:
Spyton
obscuredemon
jdoggparty
singid25
xShimmyx
GooseMaster5000- (LOL)
nightshadefx

Losers:
ColonyFtw
balerion07
ichigo772- (You had a good description, but you need to add some more detail to the stuff you did, where did the torches come from? And how did you have enough time to break the FD's crewmember's necks?)

NEW SITUATION:
Situation Title: Trick 'r' Treat, Beeyatch!(By Spyton)
You are trapped in a haunted mansion (doors, and windows dont open and wont break). There are multiple ghosts, vampires, skeletons, bats, zombies, evil scientists, witches, wizards, and everything else "Halloween". You must escape the haunted mansion and kill atleast 5 of the above enemies. UNIQUE DESCRIPTION FOR: Killing Count KickYoButt, he is guarding the door to get out. MENTION HIM LAST in your description to get out.

ARSENAL: Sword, Torch

Important details:
1. Physical contact is allowed with all enemies EXCEPT ghosts.

ATTENTION! IN GAME CONTEST OF PREVIOUS SITUATION!
Winner: jdoggparty with "The Twisted Titan"
Jdoggparty decides the next situation. Dogg, tell me your ideas on my profile comments.

With my torch I light some skeletans on fire than run down the stairs to the 2nd floor. I take a mace off the wall (it was a decoration) And smack it in the face, it tumbles ofer the railing landing on a witch. They are both dead. Then, I hear bats coming for me! I flip a table and use it as cover as the bats fly over. I see a vampire coming down the hall. The bats see me on the other side and begin to fly at me again. I quickly turn the table around and the bats fly straight at the vampire, pecking his eyes out. He is dead. So I get to the bottom level. There I see Count KickYoButt. 3 skeletans are gurading him. I light one skeletan on fire with my torch, then slash the two others. The count gets up his chair and begins to come at me. I see a curtain above the doorway. I grab the curtain and rip it down. It falls on Count Kickyobutt and i quickly throw my torch on the curtain. It lights up like the 4th of July and the Count begins to burn. Quickly, watching my step, I escape out the door. I didn't even get any candy! ITS HALLOWEEN! C'MON!

I keep the torch on, and find a couple of Slime Beasts, who I hack apart with my sword. I slather myself in the slime, and slip past multiple enemies with my torch off, they only seeing a slime covered lump. I slay a couple of demons before arriving in a lab of science. I pick up a bottle of hydrochloric acid, and then kill the mad scientists and Igors with my sword. I find a very sharp selection of scalpels, and pocket them. I  arrive in the zombie room, where 10 of them stagger about. I jump onto the chandeliar, spin it round and rain acid and scalpels down on the zombies. I slay the last of them with my sword, then advance on the Way Out - and Count Kickyobutt. I hurl a knife at him, and it rips through his eyes, blinding him. I pour the remaining hydrochloric acid onto his face, burning off his nose, ears and mouth. He staggers around, blind, deaf and utterly helpless. I hack his arms and legs off, and amazingly not dead, he begin to wriggle towards me. I kick open the door, then take the batteries out of my torch, make a slit in them with my sword, then ram them down his throat. He will die a slow painful death, from poison. I step out the door, throw my sword at the pet Hell Hound , and walk out into the warm night.

Well first thing i do is sheath my sword and form fists. I then proceed through out the house Punching and kicking everything that would dare attack me, after I have cleared most of it(carefully having avoided the count) I then walk up to the count and challenge him to a duel with weapons of my choice. He accepts and i say the weapons will be Blessed Steal Crossess dipped in holy water. He being a vampire will be weakened tremendously but due to his Countency he cannot deny it. We then Have a short battle and i stab him through his heart after overpowering him. I then walk out and life goes on.