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hi,guys just keep making more jokes here's three to start you off:

-Chuck Norris can burn ants with a magnifying glass............ At night.

- Chuck Norris makes cars look both ways before they cross the road.

-There is no such thing as tornadoes Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.

glad you still find these funny.

Uber repeat thread.

well i have 1million of them but here goes ill give you 4

-if you had 5 dollars and Chuck Norris had 5 dollars chuck Norris would have more then you

- Chuck Norris does not need a silencer he just tells his gun to be quiet

- there's not such thing as a lesbian only a woman who hasn't met Chuck Norris

- chuck Norris does not wear a condom because there's no protection from Chuck Norris

In a battle of suprman and batman who would win?

chuck norris

chuck norris walked down the street with a massive 3rection

there were no survivors

Chuck norris passed his S.A.T. by answering one questin...

Name____________

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands... Now they're just called the Islands.

Chuck norris dosen't have a shadow because it ran away, but nothing gets away from chuck norris. he taught his shadow a lesson

Chuck norris is the only person who can get shade from his own shadow.

Chuck Norris can lick both his elbows .................................................... at the same time

Chuck Norris once ate a whole bottle of sleeping pills at once. They made him blink.