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chuck norris has another fist instead of a chin..only when he has a beard

on a scale of 1-10, chuck norris wants to roundhouse kick you in the face

Once there was a man who caught a Chuck Norris Round House Kick after shock from 30 miles away and was sent to the hospital the doctors sensed his shock and ask him sir on a scale from 1 to 10 how much does it hurt? the man said Motha fuca try getting A RHK aftershock to the body B!tch it hurts so yes damm!t 10...............thousand!

chuck norris knows the last digit of pi

Chuck Norris is the reason cybortron is destroyed.

Chuck Norris is the missing link.

E=MC2 but wht is E? E= Chuck Norris RoundhousE Kick

Chuck Norris built the log cabin he was born in.

Chuck Norris was temporaly paralized and was still able to beat Micheal phillips in a swimming contest

Chuck Norris found out how where aliens come from and burned it down it is now know as mars.

hahaha funny

-Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
-Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
-Chuck Norris doesnt breathe, he holds air hostage.
-When the bogeyman go's to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
-Ice isnât cold water, itâs water that is scared still by Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
-Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

What the heck...Ice isnt cold water, its water that is scared still by Chuck Norris.....

Chuck Norris was in the jungle for a 1day and night he emerged from the jungle and people noticed he went in with a polo shirt and kacki pants and loafers...he came out with a jaguar coat, snake boots and a pare of pants made from gorilla fur.

Chuck Norris is like the temptaions he can kill you earth wind and fire.

Chuck Norris can win Tic Tac Toe in 3 moves and have 3 rows of 3

chuck norris can kill a man, with only his left thumb

chuck norris doesnt even have to move to push himself inside somebody

Chuck Norris drove all the way.......................to hawaii with for four flats