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freakymonkey
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hi,guys just keep making more jokes here's three to start you off:

-Chuck Norris can burn ants with a magnifying glass............ At night.

- Chuck Norris makes cars look both ways before they cross the road.

-There is no such thing as tornadoes Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks

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loganada
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chuck norris sent jesus a birthday card on december 25. That wasnt jesus' real birthday but everyday says christmas is because jesus was to scared to tell chuck it wasnt

TheDude42
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Quadruple posting = FAIL.

pizzaz007
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chuck noris CAN believe it is not butter!!!


lolz luv these jokes!!!

HoodHulk58
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Chuck Norris is so hot he can catch a cold in hell. no homo

Chuck Norris is the only man in the world who can do something more grusum then... ummm lets say ah killing somebodies parents and feeding their parents to them in a stu.

Myndrian
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For every man you kill, Chuck Norris kills seven

Myndrian
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Chuck Norris know Victoria's secret

Myndrian
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Monster is actually the urine of Chuck Norris

ilovemoney249
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Monster is actually the urine of Chuck Norris


Man, i was drinking that just now!


BTW, put jokes in 1 post please..
CoDFan54321
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hahahaha funny

loganada
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loganada
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Chuck norris knows victorias secret

loganada
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loganada
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chuck norris knows the muffin man

danbombs
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chuck Noris can touch Mc Hammer.

danbombs
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Chuck Norris CAN believe its butter.

Chuck Norris doesnt have a ctrl key on his keyboard, no one controls Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked himself back in time, made love to his mother, and created his own existance.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dads.

Graytr
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if you want millions go to this website. (Warning: This page takes a VERY long time to load because Chuck Norris is always looking at it the internet is more worried about him then you)

[url=http://www.graytr.350.com/Chuck_Norris.htm]

Graytr
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http://www.graytr.350.com/Chuck_Norris.htm

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