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I'm amazed how long and many pages this thing has.

Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat it too.

theese never get old haha

Chuck Norris CAN believe its butter.
Chuck Norris doesnt have a ctrl key on his keyboard, no one controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris knows victorias secret

Chuck Norris brings a AK to a fist fight....wait my bad Chuck Norris takes his RHK to a Gun fight.

Everybody loves raymond except Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is so hot he can grill a burger on his chest. no homo

Without Chuck Norris this thread would be about Tom Cruise

It was a proven scientific fact that gadorrade shrinks a man nuts Chuck Norris' are so big he emptyd a gadorrade truck full of them and was still walking around like he was sittin on two hipody hops.

Chuck Norris can give a girl an Or**sm by pointing at her and saying "Boo yah!"

Chuck Norris is jesus' father he Round House Kicked himself into the past...and Pwned mary.....................TWICE!!!

There are people who get high off trees and pills but they dont know that those tree seeds and pills are dipped in a pool of the left over essence of awesome naturally given off by Chuck Norris...this is also the process on making Monster

Santa Claus asked what Chuck Norris wanted for christmas...he said "your head" two days later on christmas morning He had a gift guess what it was...santas head...

TO: Chuck Norris
FROM: Chuck Norris

Chuck norris doesn't need to watch movies.
He is one.

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong to a "Who has more te$t!c@l$ competition". Chuck Norris won by 5.

The Chuck Norris Round House Kick is a legal death penalty in 56 states.

Chuck Norris once Round House Kicked a rock into space. the rock is now known as Pluto.

Chuck Norris is banned from most states in the U.S.A. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in 52 states.

Chuck Norris has no accounts of murder. His Round House Kicks are considered "acts of God".

When God said "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said "Say please."

Chuck Norris invented the color black. In fact Chuck Norris invented the entire spectrum of color. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

why is it that most of theese jokes was already said earlier. the only one that's new is the one with the RHK being "acts of god"

i cant believe there are so many of theese posts