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Chuck Norris jokes

Posted Nov 5, '09 at 7:06pm

freakymonkey

freakymonkey

90 posts

Wood - Knight

that sucks no ones making more oh well better make another thread!

 

Posted Nov 7, '09 at 11:03am

supercoo222

supercoo222

572 posts

Iron - Knight

before chuck norris was born... there were no rainbows

 

Posted Nov 7, '09 at 12:43pm

TheCheeseMaker

TheCheeseMaker

99 posts

Gold - Squire

chuck norris has another fist instead of a chin..only when he has a beard

 

Posted Nov 7, '09 at 9:48pm

RazorbladeReflection

RazorbladeReflection

6 posts

Gold - Serf

on a scale of 1-10, chuck norris wants to roundhouse kick you in the face

 

Posted Nov 8, '09 at 10:53pm

HoodHulk58

HoodHulk58

1,036 posts

Wood - Lord

Once there was a man who caught a Chuck Norris Round House Kick after shock from 30 miles away and was sent to the hospital the doctors sensed his shock and ask him sir on a scale from 1 to 10 how much does it hurt? the man said Motha fuca try getting A RHK aftershock to the body B!tch it hurts so yes damm!t 10...............thousand!

 

Posted Nov 8, '09 at 11:03pm

johnny294

johnny294

80 posts

Gold - Squire

chuck norris knows the last digit of pi

 

Posted Nov 9, '09 at 9:27pm

HoodHulk58

HoodHulk58

1,036 posts

Wood - Lord

Chuck Norris is the reason cybortron is destroyed.

Chuck Norris is the missing link.

E=MC2 but wht is E? E= Chuck Norris RoundhousE Kick

 

Posted Nov 9, '09 at 9:31pm

Zephera

Zephera

152 posts

Gold - Serf

Chuck Norris built the log cabin he was born in.

 

Posted Nov 9, '09 at 10:44pm

HoodHulk58

HoodHulk58

1,036 posts

Wood - Lord

Chuck Norris was temporaly paralized and was still able to beat Micheal phillips in a swimming contest

Chuck Norris found out how where aliens come from and burned it down it is now know as mars.

 

Posted Nov 10, '09 at 3:05pm

stefaan

stefaan

20 posts

Wood - Knight

hahaha funny

 
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