-On observation of Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicking a person in slow motion, It is seen that he actually Rapes the person in the @$$, smokes a cigar, reads War and Peace cover to cover, and them Roundhouse kicks them.
-Chuck norris can make an onion cry.
-Chuck Norris is 1/8 American Indian. This has nothing to do with heritage, the man ATE an Indian.
Chuck Norris once walked into a building, and a man tryed to cut his beard Chuck Norris killed the man for trying to cut his beard, then he killed everybody in the building...he found out later that he walked into a barber shop.
Chuck Norris once had Nasa and the U.S. military build the largest nuke in the world and blow him up in space he survived without a scratch he wanted to prove he was invencible.
Chuck Norris is like the devil only better, instead of comeing here to kill, steal, and destroy......Chuck Norris Will kill everybody, Steal their wallet's and destroy ths planet in have the time it took the devil took the devil to fall from heaven.