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freakymonkey
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hi,guys just keep making more jokes here's three to start you off:

-Chuck Norris can burn ants with a magnifying glass............ At night.

- Chuck Norris makes cars look both ways before they cross the road.

-There is no such thing as tornadoes Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks

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HoodHulk58
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Chuck Norris can make money grow on trees.

Chuck Norris sleeps in a peach tree and tells people he's going green

sourwhatup2
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Jester

Lol I thin this Chuck Norris thing needs to die, it's just pathetic, no offense xD

monkeysateme
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Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.

HoodHulk58
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Chuck Norris can win a nascar race with no wheels, no stearing wheel and no pit crew.

Chuck Norris can go from 0 to 600 on a unicycle.

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-On observation of Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicking a person in slow motion, It is seen that he actually Rapes the person in the @$$, smokes a cigar, reads War and Peace cover to cover, and them Roundhouse kicks them.

-Chuck norris can make an onion cry.

-Chuck Norris is 1/8 American Indian. This has nothing to do with heritage, the man ATE an Indian.

-Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer

obscuredemon
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-Chuck Norris and Mr T walked into a building. The building ceased to exist, as the universe cannot contain that much awesomeness in close proximity.

HoodHulk58
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-Chuck Norris and Mr T walked into a building. The building ceased to exist, as the universe cannot contain that much awesomeness in close proximity.


Hilarious....that was good one
HoodHulk58
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Chuck Norris once walked into a building, and a man tryed to cut his beard Chuck Norris killed the man for trying to cut his beard, then he killed everybody in the building...he found out later that he walked into a barber shop.

Chuck Norris once had Nasa and the U.S. military build the largest nuke in the world and blow him up in space he survived without a scratch he wanted to prove he was invencible.

Chuck Norris is like the devil only better, instead of comeing here to kill, steal, and destroy......Chuck Norris Will kill everybody, Steal their wallet's and destroy ths planet in have the time it took the devil took the devil to fall from heaven.

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Chuch Norris can slam a revolving door.

theone99
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Shepherd

This thread is false cuz Chuck Norris is not a joke.. nuff said.

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Chuck norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky

chuck norris doesnt read books he just stare them down until they give him the information he wants

Noah was the only one notified before chuck norris relieved himself in the ocean

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

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<img src="http://i07.bdbphotos.com/9L/28/0000411928-21956L.jpg" alt="Chuck Norris"><br><a href="http://www.fanpix.net/gallery/chuck-norris-pictures.htm" target="_blank">Chuck Norris Pictures</a>

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sourwhatup2
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I've seen some of these jokes in the topic.. I don't really find them funny, I think it's just stupid.

Sorry, but it's just my opinion.

HoodHulk58
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I totally understand but i find them funny except for the repeats i come up with all of mine on my own....

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