If two Chuck Norris Chuck Norrises were to ever roundhouse kick each other at exactly the same time, it would cause an explosion that would take out the entire universe- except for the two Chucks.
If two Chuck Norris Chuck Norrises were to ever roundhouse kick each other at exactly the same time, it would cause an explosion that would take out the entire universe- except for the two Chucks.
They would kill each other, and a pink rose would grow from the spilled blood.
God built the earth in 6days and a night....................cause Chuck Norris told him to.
A prophecy was for told that on 2012 December 1st that Chuck Norris is going to do a roundhouse kick in on top of the empire state building and destroy the earth and every one in it.
How many chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb??? none cause he keeps the sun in his back pocket.
Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man The kind you'd never disrespect. He was 8 feet tall wore glasses And he had a third nipple on the back of his neck. He'd eat his own weight in coal And he excreted diamonds every day. He'd throw you down a flight of stairs But you still would love him anyway.
