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i am running out of chuck norris jokes.

chuck norris dosen't have a fist under his chin!
he has a foot that will round house you to china.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a shovel to dig to china in fact he doesn't even need to dig at all, he just gives the earth a strong roundhouse kicks and the next thing you know the worlds spinnin and he's in china drinking sake with Jackie Chan.

Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris in The Way of the Dragon. But Chuck Norris would beat him today because, well, Bruce Lee is dead.

well, Bruce Lee is dead.

Okay............

-If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

-As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

-"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

-When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

Norris wasn't even alive when Roosevelt was in office.

-apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cants to listen to songs
-Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird, the birds are still asking themselves that question.

Anybody can kill two birds with one stone, but only Chuck Norris can kill two sharks, two dragons, two bulls, and every other set of animals on Noah's arch.

Chuck norris built rome in 1 day, and then detroyed it in 1 round house kick

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding

Chuck Norris' mom is the only one ever to take a roundhouse kick and live, Chuck Norris was a very outgoing baby.

High tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your city. High tide is god pissing in his pants from the presence of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass, he stares at it and dares it to grow.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door