Chuck Norris doesn't act like he's killing somebody in his movies he just plain out kills them.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a plane to fly across the world he just makes the world go spin faster till hes there
Chuck Norris is the reason spider-man hides covers his face
Chuck Norris gave a roundhouse kick to the Pacific Ocean and flooded all of New york there where no survivors.
Chuck Norris can make a man cry........after he died.
Chuck Norris can kick a man in the throat by kicking him in the nuts.
Chuck Norris doesnt take pictures he freezez time and paints it on a post it note.
Chuck Norris shot to pac all nine times
Chuck Norris stole the holy grail and now uses it to set his candles on.
Chuck Norris is the reason Lindsey Lohan can't drive.
Chuck Norris won a movie award for best drama, action, adventure, best kiss, best fight scene, most creative, and best actor. awards for just 2 seconds of showing a picture of himself.
Chuck Norris is the reason for the lening tower of piza.
Chuck Norris once kicked a dead man in the heart and made his soul return to his body.
Chick Norris can hit a man in the soul.
Chuck Norris killed god.
A Chuck Norris RHK is the reason for Katrina.
Chuck Norris makes tornadoes with a RHK.
If Chuck Norris was blind, def, and couldn't smell he could find his way out of a maze.
Chuck Norris was temporarily blind for 36 hours and during the first 12 hours of his blindness he could still see during a black out.
Chuck Norris can fake a heart attack over the internet
Chuck Norris is voted for Obama 1 time and his vote was so awesome it counted as 23917-13275289 votes.
Chuck Norris is the reason why this thread was made.
-If you write Chuck Norris for every answer on your SATs, you will score over 8000. -Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. -If you spell Chuck Norris in scrable, you win. Forever.
I know hundreds, but it would take me forever to list them.
When I was talking to Chuck Norris He asked me when he was born what was the first thing that came out the whom? I said i dont know what? He said Deeeez Nuts
Chuck Norris Runs a 4'7 on land............and air.
Chuck Norris is the reason why dinosaurs are dead.
A World Mix Martial Arts Tournament was won without a single punch, kick, sleeper hold or even a submission...how?...all the competitors forfeited after the announcer said Chuck Norris.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people. Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris. Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic. Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.