chuck norris sent jesus a birthday card on december 25. That wasnt jesus' real birthday but everyday says christmas is because jesus was to scared to tell chuck it wasnt
Chuck Norris is so hot he can catch a cold in hell. no homo
Chuck Norris is the only man in the world who can do something more grusum then... ummm lets say ah killing somebodies parents and feeding their parents to them in a stu.
if you want millions go to this website. (Warning: This page takes a VERY long time to load because Chuck Norris is always looking at it the internet is more worried about him then you)