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Chuck Norris is so hot he can catch a cold in hell...no homo

Chuck Norris can Ice skate in hell

Chuck Norris knows how to brutaly kill a man with only an eye lash

after his birth,chuck's mother was fated to have no breasts

When Chuck Norris is the only one on a see saw, the see saw is perfectly balanced.

Chuck Norris CAN get Lucky Charms.

i like the lucky charms one haha

There is no CRL button on chuck norris's computer...
Chuck Norris is always in Control.

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Lol =P

If Chuck Norris was in a gang he'd be a blood cause if you get in his way thats what's left on his shirt...

Most people say that Chuck Norris doesn't have a Ctrl buttom on his keyboard because you can't contrl Chcuk Norris there wrong he does have a Ctrl buttom on his key board or else known of use would be posting awesome compliments about him.

Chuck norris CAN believe its not butter

chuck norris can put a 1000 piece puzzle together in 5 minutes, with the pieces upsidown, blindfolded, with all the pieces from different puzzles.

when chuck norris feels sad he roundhouse kicks himself in the face and that instantly cheers him up, because he knows he is the only one that can survive it.

chuck norris gets payed $.99 to buy a song on itunes. lol

Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands once....now they're just the islands

Chuck Norris is so rich he took a week's vaction to heaven.................................................TWICE

im really sorry if any of these are repeats

when chuck norris jumps into a pool he doesnt get wet the water gets chuck norris

chuck norris can slam a revolving door

some people like to pee their name in snow, chuck norris likes to pee his name in (dry) concrete

chuck norris lost his virginity 4 years before his father did

chuck norris broke the land speed record on a bicycle with no back wheel or chain

chuck norris doesnt eat, food realizes that the only place safe from chuck norris was inside him

helen keller's favorite color was chuck norris

chuck norris can pop a wheelie on a unicycle

chuck norris just won "the game"

jesus walked on water, chuck norris swam on land

chuck norris understands the end of "2001, a Space Odyssey"

chuck norris once got an 3rection while laying on his stomach. he struck oil

go to the google main page. type in "find chuck norris" and press the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.

Chuck Norris is so tough he has a fist in his beard.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a car to win a car race he just crunches the road together to cross the finish line.

Chuck Norris has a twin named Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris lost his shadow at birth...why? cause it couldn't handle the responsibility of being his shadow

Chuck Norris is so evil he can make a bomb out of sugar, spice and everything nice.

Chuck Norris grows a strand of hair for every living, nonliving, and spiritual thing he kills.

Chuck Norris keeps a extra fist in his beard for times like this...



How many People does it take to kill 300 persians???