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Posted Oct 6, '09 at 10:52pm

xShimmyx

xShimmyx

124 posts

Here's how it is. I post some Monty Python songs and you tell me which ones are better.

KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE:


We're Knights of the Round Table,
We dance when ere we're able,
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We're Knights of the Round Table,
Our shows are formidable, But many times, we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're Opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragma looooooot.
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable,
Between our quests we sequin vests,
And impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot,
I have to push the pram a lot.


SPAM:

Lovely spam, wonderful spa-a-m,
Lovely spam, wonderful S Spam,
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am,
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am,
SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AM,
SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AM,
LOVELY SPAM, LOVELY SPAM,
LOVELY SPAM, LOVELY SPAM,
LOVELY SPA-A-A-A-AM...
SPA-AM, SPA-AM, SPA-AM, SPA-A-A-AM!


Brave Sir Robin:


Bravely bold Sir Robin
Rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.

He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Robin.

His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his pen--

"That's... that's enough music for now lads,
*** there's dirty work afoot*** ???."

Brave Sir Robin ran away.
("No!")
Bravely ran away away.
("I didn't!")
When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
("no!")
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
("I didn't!")
And gallantly he chickened out.

****Bravely**** taking ("I never did!") to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
("all lies!")
Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Robin!
("I never!")


Brave Sir Robin Ran Away:

Bravely bold Sir Robin
Rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.

He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Robin.

His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his pen--

"That's... that's enough music for now lads,
*** there's dirty work afoot*** ???."

Brave Sir Robin ran away.
("No!")
Bravely ran away away.
("I didn't!")
When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
("no!")
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
("I didn't!")
And gallantly he chickened out.

****Bravely**** taking ("I never did!") to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
("all lies!")
Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Robin!
("I never!")


ANSWER WHICH ONE'S THE BEST, AND SUGGEST MORE SONGS FOR MY NEXT POSTS.

 

Posted Oct 6, '09 at 10:58pm

PossibleInstability

PossibleInstability

1,007 posts

LUMBER JACK SONG! LUMBER JACK SONG! LUMBER JACK SONG!

 

Posted Oct 6, '09 at 11:22pm

dev1994

dev1994

391 posts

lol,that song is funny.

 

Posted Oct 6, '09 at 11:32pm

supercoo222

supercoo222

1,275 posts

I think the "i like chinese" song is funny

 

Posted Oct 6, '09 at 11:35pm

compaq7550

compaq7550

167 posts

This list is massive. It's kind of difficult to pick any song in my opinion.

 

Posted Oct 6, '09 at 11:41pm

PossibleInstability

PossibleInstability

1,007 posts

This list is massive. It's kind of difficult to pick any song in my opinion.


If you consider 4 massive, then yes. It's gargantuan.
 

Posted Oct 6, '09 at 11:53pm

xShimmyx

xShimmyx

124 posts

Here's the requested "I'm A Lumberjack" Song:

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
(He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day)
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
(He cuts down trees...)
(He's a lumberjack...)
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I love to press wild flow'rs
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars
(He cuts down trees...)
(He's a lumberjack...)
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papar
(He cuts down trees...)
(He's a lumberjack...)

 

Posted Oct 7, '09 at 1:13am

Google567

Google567

4,141 posts

LumberJack.

 

Posted Oct 7, '09 at 4:27am

CatonaRock

CatonaRock

336 posts

Hmm...Knights of the Round Table is a good one. As to another one: Always look on the bright side of life.

 

Posted Oct 7, '09 at 7:30am

goumas13

goumas13

4,906 posts

Because I am here I will chose the song SPAM.
Always Look on the Bright Side of Life is better though. (I know they did not write it).