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xShimmyx
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Here's how it is. I post some Monty Python songs and you tell me which ones are better.

KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE:


We're Knights of the Round Table,
We dance when ere we're able,
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We're Knights of the Round Table,
Our shows are formidable, But many times, we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're Opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragma looooooot.
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable,
Between our quests we sequin vests,
And impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot,
I have to push the pram a lot.


SPAM:

Lovely spam, wonderful spa-a-m,
Lovely spam, wonderful S Spam,
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am,
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am,
SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AM,
SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AM,
LOVELY SPAM, LOVELY SPAM,
LOVELY SPAM, LOVELY SPAM,
LOVELY SPA-A-A-A-AM...
SPA-AM, SPA-AM, SPA-AM, SPA-A-A-AM!


Brave Sir Robin:


Bravely bold Sir Robin
Rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.

He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Robin.

His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his pen--

"That's... that's enough music for now lads,
*** there's dirty work afoot*** ???."

Brave Sir Robin ran away.
("No!&quot
Bravely ran away away.
("I didn't!&quot
When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
("no!&quot
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
("I didn't!&quot
And gallantly he chickened out.

****Bravely**** taking ("I never did!&quot to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
("all lies!&quot
Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Robin!
("I never!&quot


Brave Sir Robin Ran Away:

Bravely bold Sir Robin
Rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.

He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Robin.

His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his pen--

"That's... that's enough music for now lads,
*** there's dirty work afoot*** ???."

Brave Sir Robin ran away.
("No!&quot
Bravely ran away away.
("I didn't!&quot
When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
("no!&quot
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
("I didn't!&quot
And gallantly he chickened out.

****Bravely**** taking ("I never did!&quot to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
("all lies!&quot
Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Robin!
("I never!&quot


ANSWER WHICH ONE'S THE BEST, AND SUGGEST MORE SONGS FOR MY NEXT POSTS.

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PossibleInstability
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LUMBER JACK SONG! LUMBER JACK SONG! LUMBER JACK SONG!

dev1994
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lol,that song is funny.

supercoo222
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I think the "i like chinese" song is funny

compaq7550
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Peasant

This list is massive. It's kind of difficult to pick any song in my opinion.

PossibleInstability
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Peasant

This list is massive. It's kind of difficult to pick any song in my opinion.


If you consider 4 massive, then yes. It's gargantuan.
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Peasant

Here's the requested "I'm A Lumberjack" Song:

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
(He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day)
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
(He cuts down trees...)
(He's a lumberjack...)
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I love to press wild flow'rs
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars
(He cuts down trees...)
(He's a lumberjack...)
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papar
(He cuts down trees...)
(He's a lumberjack...)

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Blacksmith

LumberJack.

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Chamberlain

Hmm...Knights of the Round Table is a good one. As to another one: Always look on the bright side of life.

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Because I am here I will chose the song SPAM.
Always Look on the Bright Side of Life is better though. (I know they did not write it).

Klaushouse
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Peasant

I saw Spamalot on broadway, I can attest that it is worth every penny.

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goumas13
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Gold - Prince (nice rank)


Because I am here I will chose the song SPAM.
Always Look on the Bright Side of Life is better though. (I know they did not write it).


SPAM is in the first list of songs I put out. But here's Always Look on the Bright Side of Life:

Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse,
When you're chewing life's gristle,
Don't grumble,
Give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistle]
Always look on the light side of life.
[whistle]

If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle.
That's the thing.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistle]
Always look on the right side of life,
[whistle]

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,...

Always look on the bright side of death,
[whistle]
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
[whistle]

Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the right side of life.
[whistle]

Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
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This list is massive. It's kind of difficult to pick any song in my opinion.
If you consider 4 massive, then yes. It's gargantuan.


Haha, you guys are funny, you remind me of a married couple at times.

Always look on the bright side of life is really funny even though it is not one of their songs that they wrote.
PossibleInstability
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Haha, you guys are funny, you remind me of a married couple at times.


Show me one married couple who argue about witch adjectives to use in a given situation. I would dearly like to meet them.
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While the Holy Grail is great, let's not forget The Meaning of Life:

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Shepherd

I love the camelot song. It's one of the best.

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