Armor Games

I take all of S.H.E.I.L.D's technology and attack you with it. I ask the Silver Surfer to use the Power Cosmic against you.

i ask capt. amarica to hurt you badly while i shoot you 9000 times.

My friend Mo comes up to you with a automatic shotgun and pump 100 rounds into your skull

I shoot you in the head then put you in a cage with davy jones!

I attack you with a chainsaw, while Hulk,Antman,Iron Man,Daredevil,Wondergirl,Hawk,Black Widow,Captain America and Spiderman are beatin the crap out of you with their powers.

Alpha791 - 9000 milleniums = 9000x2000 = 18,000,000.

I didn't say you had to say it.
madbob2 - 10000 damage
sonicheroes95 - 9000 damage
Gunthex - 500 damage
Remofalius - 10,000 damage
Me 3.0 - 970,499 health
Immunities:
Numbers over 1000
Warp Rays
Weaknesses
Auto Shotguns
Pirates of the Caribbean
Chainsaws
Other
Characters or weapons from the Super Smash Bros universe
Fatalities
None at present...

I tie you to a chair and have 900 fat women with big floppy noses and warts to rub their noses against yours for a day each.

it's a mechine gun.

-shoots another 9000 rounds into him while mario and sonic attacks him-

it's a mechine gun.
-shoots another 1000 rounds into him while mario and sonic attacks him-

slight edit.

Sonicheroes95 - 500 damage
Me 3.0 - 969,999 health
Immunities:
Numbers over 1000
Warp Rays
Auto Shotguns
Pirates of the Caribbean
Chainsaws
Mechine Guns [sic]
Other
Charging Stunrays.
Weaknesses
Anyone who can tell what colour (according to the original NES game) does the power suit wearing lead character in Metroid wear under their armour?
Fatalities
None at present...