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If America was invaded!

Posted Nov 4, '09 at 11:58pm

Blu3sBr0s

Blu3sBr0s

1,190 posts

Iron - Knight

Freaking lazy Canadians.

Who's more obese America or Canada?!?!

I WON SOMETHING MUAHAHA!

the only REAL threat against the USA in warfare against China is Nuclear Warheads, if they even use them.

Which they wouldn't.

 

Posted Nov 5, '09 at 12:02am

the_manta

the_manta

2,470 posts

Gold - Prince

Who's more obese America or Canada?!?!

America. Derp.

Which they wouldn't.

Nor would just about anyone else, but aren't nuclear scare tactics the greatest? =D

 

Posted Nov 5, '09 at 12:03am

Kirby998

Kirby998

3,270 posts

Wood - Prince

Whose more obese America or Australia?

Australia, DERP.

 

Posted Nov 5, '09 at 12:07am

the_manta

the_manta

2,470 posts

Gold - Prince

Kay, since my literal...ness... is kicking in, I won't bother deciding if Kirbs is kidding or not, so might I direct you to #6 on this list here?

But if you are kidding, yeah, totally.

 

Posted Nov 5, '09 at 12:12am

deserteagle

deserteagle

1,019 posts

Wood - Lord

I never sleep.  I'm always afraid.  Ever since I heard that Christmas carol "Santa Clause is Coming to Town"

They shouldn't allow that to be sang in elementary school choir...

*pumps shotgun* dam you Santa! I'm going to get someday!

Whose more obese America or Australia?

Australia, DERP.

They also have the highest rate of skin cancer..

 

Posted Nov 5, '09 at 12:24am

ComradeGamer

ComradeGamer

363 posts

Wood - Knight

pumps shotgun* dam you Santa! I'm going to get someday!

Dont worry dude, your not the only one who's been conned by a fat lazy man living in the north pole drinking chocolate milk, and making elves do his Capitalist doings. Just remmember he'l always check his list twice......(loads AK47)

 

Posted Nov 5, '09 at 12:27am

deserteagle

deserteagle

1,019 posts

Wood - Lord

and making elves do his Capitalist doings. Just remmember he'l always check his list twice......(loads AK47)

We should lead an elf rebellion. Once we hang the evil capitalist..
we will give the factory to the elves and THEN we can all have a merry Christmas.

 

Posted Nov 5, '09 at 3:17am

balerion07

balerion07

571 posts

Iron - Squire

First of all gnomes work for Santa because elves are not little midgets that build toys.

Dyslexic children are afraid that Santa will steal their soul.

 

Posted Nov 5, '09 at 10:58am

Somers

Somers

1,154 posts

Iron - Lord

Just because the citizens have guns doesn't mean they would stand any chance against an organized invading force...

Makes me think of the alamo...

We should lead an elf rebellion. Once we hang the evil capitalist..
we will give the factory to the elves and THEN we can all have a merry Christmas

So what happens to the gnomes?

 

Posted Nov 5, '09 at 5:50pm

Kirby998

Kirby998

3,270 posts

Wood - Prince

Dyslexic children are afraid that Santa will steal their soul.

So tell me why the f*ck dyslexickids would think that....dude....just.........leave........

 
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