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jkmadman1
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Me and My friend got in a fight about it and I want you to decide.
Me:Bruce Lee
Him:Chuck Norris

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PossibleInstability
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Anyone who is somewhat intelligent = Bruce Lee

Ignorant kids who are borderline retarded and think they're the funniest thing ever = Chuck Norris

waluigi
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Bruce Lee. This is cause Chuck Norris is not fast enough to stop the attacks of Bruce Lee. Even in movies, Bruce Lee wins.

Ernie15
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Chuck Norris, because Bruce Lee is dead. Chuck Norris cannot die, Bruce Lee can and did.

deserteagle
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Bruce Lee pwned


Chuck Norris is an overrated retard

MageGrayWolf
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BRUCE LEE VS CHUCK NORRIS Full Fight. Bruce Lee DEATH MATCH

And I have no idea whats up with that cat.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/MageGrayWolf/bruceleefatality.jpg

sporex
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Let's face it... Chuck Norris flat out owns everyone. :P

sirfrank
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no he dosent bruce lee was the ultimate master the only thing good that chuck norris did was get good jokes about him

Binary_Illusion
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Bruce Lee revolutionized Hollywood and the movie industry with his short time in the industry as an Asian actor. A lead Asian actor at that and not just a stand in.
Bruce lee was trained in Martial arts, and even created his own martial arts called Jetlee, it's a more practical form of martial arts taught mainly in the UK because muggings are so common there.

So if you are intelligent, you are Bruce Lee.

If you are some hick that thinks every chuck norris joke is hilarious then you sir are an idiot and will loose in any fight faced against a trained fighter.

In short, Bruce Lee will always win in the Epic and never ending Bruce Lee VS. Chuck Norris Battle.

jkmadman1
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thanks for submitting this just proved him wrong.

pizzaz007
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Chuck norris.


When death himself has a nightmare, he doesn't see Himself, he sees chuck norris.


Superman wears chuick norris underpants



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Pau11Wa11
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definitely chuck norris

deserteagle
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Bruce Lee is badas*

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sirfrank
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ok lets think about this
pros of chuck norris
good jokes and hairy chest

pros of bruce lee
awesome fighting style
almost never lost
is awesome

by a land slide bruce lee

HoodHulk58
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Well I'm With my boy

BRUCE LEE
http://mike.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/bruce-lee.jpg

Alpha791
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Chuck Norris is an overrated Son of a Bitch. SO Bruce Lee.

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