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Bruce Lee vs. Chuck Norris

Posted Oct 27, '09 at 6:18pm

jkmadman1

jkmadman1

699 posts

Me and My friend got in a fight about it and I want you to decide.
Me:Bruce Lee
Him:Chuck Norris

 

Posted Oct 27, '09 at 6:33pm

PossibleInstability

PossibleInstability

997 posts

Anyone who is somewhat intelligent = Bruce Lee

Ignorant kids who are borderline retarded and think they're the funniest thing ever = Chuck Norris

 

Posted Oct 27, '09 at 6:35pm

waluigi

waluigi

1,647 posts

Bruce Lee. This is cause Chuck Norris is not fast enough to stop the attacks of Bruce Lee. Even in movies, Bruce Lee wins.

 

Posted Oct 27, '09 at 7:13pm

Ernie15

Ernie15

12,548 posts

Knight

Chuck Norris, because Bruce Lee is dead. Chuck Norris cannot die, Bruce Lee can and did.

 

Posted Oct 27, '09 at 7:16pm

deserteagle

deserteagle

1,603 posts

Bruce Lee pwned

Chuck Norris is an overrated retard

 

Posted Oct 27, '09 at 7:43pm

MageGrayWolf

MageGrayWolf

9,691 posts

Knight

BRUCE LEE VS CHUCK NORRIS Full Fight. Bruce Lee DEATH MATCH

And I have no idea whats up with that cat.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y163/MageGrayWolf/bruceleefatality.jpg

 

Posted Oct 27, '09 at 7:44pm

sporex

sporex

689 posts

Let's face it... Chuck Norris flat out owns everyone. :P

 

Posted Oct 27, '09 at 8:07pm

sirfrank

sirfrank

283 posts

no he dosent bruce lee was the ultimate master the only thing good that  chuck norris did was get good jokes about him

 

Posted Oct 27, '09 at 8:19pm

Binary_Illusion

Binary_Illusion

281 posts

Bruce Lee revolutionized Hollywood and the movie industry with his short time in the industry as an Asian actor.  A lead Asian actor at that and not just a stand in.
Bruce lee was trained in Martial arts, and even created his own martial arts called Jetlee, it's a more practical form of martial arts taught mainly in the UK because muggings are so common there.

So if you are intelligent, you are Bruce Lee.

If you are some hick that thinks every chuck norris joke is hilarious then you sir are an idiot and will loose in any fight faced against a trained fighter.

In short, Bruce Lee will always win in the Epic and never ending Bruce Lee VS. Chuck Norris Battle.

 

Posted Oct 28, '09 at 7:13pm

jkmadman1

jkmadman1

699 posts

thanks for submitting this just proved him wrong.

 
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