1. I am from the North.
2. I hate my government.
3. I wish I controlled the world's nukes so I could bomb YOUR pathetic nation.
4. What are you hoping to acheive by saying Americans are stupid?
See, unlike our backwards, always incorrect, cousin ****ing brothers in the South, we adknowledge your opinions, understand them, and choose to respond by flipping the bird. I love that I'm in the most powerful nation on Earth.
On a related note, you only assume what us Americans are like via the internet, your stereotypes about us, or what the media tells you. I highly doubt you have ACTUALLY been to the more civilized parts of the US beyond NYC, LA, or DC.