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Family Guy quotes.

Posted Oct 31, '09 at 7:56pm

waluigi

waluigi

308 posts

Iron - Knight

I want to  get some good family guy quotes. You need to list the character with the quote.
My quotes are: Ollie Williams
~It's raining sideways
~Iz gonna rain
Herbert
~just remember what I showed you with those puppets, but don't tell anyone, or you'll get in trouble.

Posted Oct 31, '09 at 8:33pm

Ernie15

Ernie15

5,362 posts

Gold - King

"I was using it as a hat weight."

- Peter

 

Posted Oct 31, '09 at 8:51pm

Sargantfrosty

Sargantfrosty

109 posts

Gold - Squire

Here's a famous one.

"Dam you vile woman!"

- Stewie Griffin

 

Posted Oct 31, '09 at 11:02pm

HaSaSSin

HaSaSSin

320 posts

Wood - Knight

"REGAN MAD, REGAN SMASH"

-Ronald Regan

 

Posted Oct 31, '09 at 11:09pm

dudeguy45

dudeguy45

1,497 posts

Gold - Prince

" It has no human emotions and It's prime directive is to never harm people." "ANGRY ANGRY" "Oh god, it's got human emotions!" *Robot slams Peter against wall* "Oh god it's hurting people! It's learning Angela, it's learning!'

 

Posted Nov 1, '09 at 3:54am

MageGrayWolf

MageGrayWolf

612 posts

Wood - Knight

 

Posted Nov 1, '09 at 4:13am

leo99rules

leo99rules

135 posts

Gold - Squire

while looking at that site i found this one

Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.

 

Posted Nov 1, '09 at 5:13am

Flagon

Flagon

149 posts

Gold - Squire

Bing Crosby on discipline: "That's why I hit my children with a sack of sweet Valencia oranges. It won't leave a mark, but it'll show them who's boss."

 

Posted Nov 1, '09 at 10:09am

waluigi

waluigi

308 posts

Iron - Knight

From Peter, in an outhouse

~lois, i'm not exactly sure how this works. It looks like it's just a hole. Yeah, it's defeniently just a hole.
*bird knocks outhouse over*
Ahhhhhhhhh! It's everywhere! It's in my raccoon wounds!

 

Posted Nov 1, '09 at 10:39am

MysticWing

MysticWing

212 posts

Wood - Knight

Peter: Ahhhhhh sssss ahhhhhh....fssssssss, AhHHH(when Peter gets his knee scraped and just agonizes over the pain).

 

Posted Nov 1, '09 at 10:43am

goumas13

goumas13

2,628 posts

Wood - King

Any problem caused by a tank can be solved by a tank.
Peter Griffin

 
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