Armor Games

Cleveland: The only British idiom I know is that "***" means "cigarette".
Peter: Well then someone tell this "cigarette" to shut up!

"Meg, who let you back in the house?"

i have 2 "thatll do pig thatll do" -to meg from peter

and "ADAM WEST, ADAM WEST, ADAM WEST ADAM WEST ADAM WEST. now you get a lil softer ADam WEstttt. ill come out when your all gone" -Adam West <3

GO'MENT CAME AND TOOK MAH BEBEH...! ~~ Peter on crack

WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE?!? ~~ Peter on beer

Quagmire: "How old are you?"
Cheerleader: "Uhh, sixteen."
Quagmire: "Eighteen? Alright"
Cheerleader: "Moooooooom!"
Quagmire: "I like where this is going, GIGGITY GIGGITY, GIG, IT, EE."

Dss Worker... " I have A question For You sweetie"
Quadmire.... " I have a Question for you" "Why Are You Still Here?"

"The b-b-b-bird bird bird. Bird is the word. The b-b-bird bird bird is the word, Brian, don't you know about the bird!? (angrily) MEG, everybody knows that the bird is the word!"

-Peter Griffin

"Hey waiter, that sign in the bathroom about washing your hands, that's only for the employees right?" -- PETER

"Im not sleeping. Theres a bug in my eye and Im trying to suffocate him."

Peter

I got some popsicles in my celler

   Herbert the Pervert