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INSULT WAR!!!

Posted Nov 3, '09 at 8:03am

DACMiester

DACMiester

28 posts

Iron - Serf

Okay, first let me say that i plan for this to be a humorous thread, not an all out battle of wits. I think there are many funny jokes about people that we never mean, yet cant resist saying, which can sometimes lead to trouble.

You wont have to worry about that here.

So, here are da rules:

   1. Please try to come up with legitimate (yet still humorous)insults that we can all enjoy. "Yo momma" is not a legitimate reply to an insult. "Yo momma" jokes are, however, accepted.

   2. Please DO NOT take anything in this thread seriously.

   3. You can use pretty much anything, from a pun, a metaphoric joke, to an outright smack in the face (virtually).

Since this is, indeed, my first forum game i have posted, I want to see how long it goes before it gets old. That, or I get banned and get accused of punching babies. (just joking).

Posted Nov 3, '09 at 8:04am

DACMiester

DACMiester

28 posts

Iron - Serf

oh yeah, i geuss i should say no spamming, but people here should already know that.

 

Posted Nov 3, '09 at 8:54am

Remofalius

Remofalius

86 posts

Iron - Knight

you stink... Even 1000 maybe 1000 000 km`s away, you stink...

 

Posted Nov 3, '09 at 10:30am

DACMiester

DACMiester

28 posts

Iron - Serf

aww no more reply's than this? oh well...

if i were you, i would make like Michel Jackson and die before you even get on stage.

 

Posted Nov 3, '09 at 12:18pm

Gunthex

Gunthex

16 posts

Wood - Squire

Your face is so ugly every time somone looks at it a baby dies....

 

Posted Nov 3, '09 at 12:51pm

Remofalius

Remofalius

86 posts

Iron - Knight

yo momma is so fat that her blood group is chocolate and ice cream

 

Posted Nov 3, '09 at 1:02pm

Skarrface

Skarrface

77 posts

Wood - Squire

Ya this is a flame war waiting to happen...

 

Posted Nov 3, '09 at 1:36pm

balerion07

balerion07

570 posts

Iron - Squire

If you were you, and you are, you would make like Michael Jackson and rap e some kids.

This thread reminds me of dead baby jokes.  Which is easier to unload, a truck of dead babies or a truck of bowling balls?  A truck of dead babies because you can use pitchforks.

 

Posted Nov 4, '09 at 8:44am

playaholic

playaholic

452 posts

Wood - Knight

This thread reminds me of dead baby jokes.  Which is easier to unload, a truck of dead babies or a truck of bowling balls?  A truck of dead babies because you can use pitchforks.

do you mean a truck full of dead baby balls? you are such a perv!!! even my amartar has no balls!!!!!!

 

Posted Nov 4, '09 at 9:02am

TheAssasinator

TheAssasinator

9 posts

Iron - Squire

playaholic: do you mean a truck full of dead baby balls? you are such a perv!!! even my amartar has no balls!!!!!!

yeah but it has the most ugliest creature ever... :D

 

Posted Nov 4, '09 at 9:46am

Remofalius

Remofalius

86 posts

Iron - Knight

Nooo...he isn`t the ugliest creature ever...his momma is!

 
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