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Posted Apr 6, '08 at 9:39pm
Jtwolf22
152 posts
What your favorite Chuck Norris Fact?
Posted Apr 6, '08 at 9:41pm
Mine is Chuck Norris Can divide by 0. And He counted to infinity twice
Posted Apr 6, '08 at 10:22pm
tenac
169 posts
When Bruce banner gets mad he turns into the hulk, when the hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris.
Posted Apr 6, '08 at 10:24pm
LordBob
513 posts
Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.
Posted Apr 8, '08 at 10:14am
Piebrain10
30 posts
Chuck Norris can believe its not butter
Posted Apr 8, '08 at 10:19am
Itachi2641747
274 posts
Chuck Norris eats black holes for a snack.
Posted Apr 8, '08 at 10:21am
Moegreche
1,700 posts
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard, only another fist.
Posted Apr 8, '08 at 11:01am
Are people geting these from the website? I make my own, like this one: I say Chuck Norris can cook a 1 minute steak in 30 seconds.
Posted Apr 8, '08 at 7:10pm
murftheman
78 posts
Moegreche, did you get that quote from Family Guy?
Chuck Norris eats nails for breakfast, without any milk!!
Posted Apr 8, '08 at 8:24pm
NinjaMouse
44 posts
Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
Posted Apr 8, '08 at 9:07pm
Logan47
69 posts
Broke Back mountain isnt just a movie its also what Chuck Norris calls a pile of dead ninjas in his front yard!!!
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