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Chuck Norris Facts

Posted Apr 6, '08 at 9:39pm

Jtwolf22

Jtwolf22

152 posts

Gold - Knight

What your favorite Chuck Norris Fact?

Posted Apr 6, '08 at 9:41pm

Jtwolf22

Jtwolf22

152 posts

Gold - Knight

Mine is Chuck Norris Can divide by 0.
And He counted to infinity twice

 

Posted Apr 6, '08 at 10:22pm

tenac

tenac

169 posts

Gold - Knight

When Bruce banner gets mad he turns into the hulk, when the hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris.

 

Posted Apr 6, '08 at 10:24pm

LordBob

LordBob

513 posts

Iron - Knight

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.

 

Posted Apr 8, '08 at 10:14am

Piebrain10

Piebrain10

30 posts

Gold - Serf

Chuck Norris can believe its not butter

 

Posted Apr 8, '08 at 10:19am

Itachi2641747

Itachi2641747

274 posts

Gold - Squire

Chuck Norris eats black holes for a snack.

 

Posted Apr 8, '08 at 10:21am

Moegreche

Moegreche

1,713 posts

Iron - Prince

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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard, only another fist.

 

Posted Apr 8, '08 at 11:01am

Itachi2641747

Itachi2641747

274 posts

Gold - Squire

Are people geting these from the website? I make my own, like this one: I say Chuck Norris can cook a 1 minute steak in 30 seconds.

 

Posted Apr 8, '08 at 7:10pm

murftheman

murftheman

78 posts

Gold - Squire

Moegreche, did you get that quote from Family Guy?

Chuck Norris eats nails for breakfast, without any milk!!

 

Posted Apr 8, '08 at 8:24pm

NinjaMouse

NinjaMouse

44 posts

Wood - Knight

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

 

Posted Apr 8, '08 at 9:07pm

Logan47

Logan47

69 posts

Iron - Knight

Broke Back mountain isnt just a movie its also what Chuck Norris calls a pile of dead ninjas in his front yard!!!

 
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